Although Nie Ying had forgotten it, Tang Xian remembered it very clearly, so when someone said that Chen Ze should wear women's clothes, Tang Xian suddenly remembered it.

Just when the two of them were chatting energetically, Chen Ze's side had successfully implemented it into action.

Gu Linghuan looked at Chen Ze with great satisfaction, stood up and poured Chen Ze a cup of tea himself, "Wouldn't it be over if you agreed earlier, I wasted so many lips and tongues, you still have to agree."

Are you happy to see me talking so much here? It would be nice to have this kind of realization earlier!

I'm going to participate in the big competition soon, so get ready for it in the next few days, I'll get you a piece of clothing and a set of jewelry. Alas, I've been busy lately. ”

Chen Ze snorted and said sullenly: "Who made you talk so much nonsense? I really don't want to go.

Do you see a man who likes to hang out on the street in women's clothes? I don't have any quirks, is it my fault that I look like this?

Obviously, I used to be very handsome, chic, and mighty! Blame that shameless old thief!

If it weren't for the potion he made me drink, I would have been like this! Every time I think about it, I want to cut that dog thing with a thousand knives, divide the body of five horses, and then chop his flesh and bones into pieces, and throw it into a place where crows are densely populated, so that the crows can eat his flesh and let the wild dogs gnaw his bones! ”

Chen Ze's body exuded a full of resentment, like a resentful spirit crawling out of a grave.

Wisteria was so frightened by Chen Ze's appearance that he shrunk his neck, this high concentration of resentment, even if he didn't have to speak, he could feel Chen Ze's resentment towards that dog thief.

Coupled with his bloodthirsty and violent words, it really made the hairs of the people around him stand on end.

Gu Linghuan also took a sip of water and moistened her throat, because she had said too many words, her throat was already about to smoke.

"Actually, there is nothing wrong with that, I have heard of a tribe where many men like to pretend to be women.

Even make their form and language indistinguishable from that of women, after which they will start singing and acting.

That kind of performance is even better than that of women, because their physical strength is better than that of women, so their movements are also very beautiful.

I've seen a famous actor perform there before, but there is a side effect of doing so, such as the sound of your voice being completely broken.

The voice has changed for too long, and it has become soft. Look at how good you are, with a slight mention of your voice, your voice can become tactful and clear, and you don't need to deliberately disguise it, and there are no side effects. ”

When Chen Ze heard the other party's words, he said angrily: "How can there be such a tribe, your story is too ridiculous."

Let me turn you into a man and give it a try? Do you stand and talk without back pain? Do you understand my distress? How can a man easily wear women's clothes?

My body has this characteristic, and you all let me wear women's clothes! That's inhumane, isn't it?

I just want to be an upright man, can't I? I'm really not rare to become like this, if you are rare like this, you want to change it, I will never stop you, and when you get better, I still clap your hands and applaud you, it's really not impossible to put on a flowing water banquet for you to celebrate, dear lady, what do you think? ”

"Yes, I like this very much, and if you can make me like this, I will definitely thank your eight ancestors."

Of course, Gu Linghuan wants to become more beautiful, just ask which woman in the world is willing to become uglier and uglier, even every time she dresses up as a man, she will deliberately dress up.

Chen Ze felt very helpless, he suddenly felt that no matter what era it was, a woman's pursuit seemed to be like this.

However, when it comes to masquerading as women, the two eras are very different, and the ancient people's views on men's and women's clothing were usually critical, rather than tolerant, as they are in modern times.

But Chen Ze himself is full of resistance to men pretending to be women, but this group of friends insisted on him wearing women's clothes.

There should be a here, too, and he was suddenly shocked by his own idea!

What what! How did you come up with this? Is there a that has anything to do with you?

Is it because I have been wearing women's clothes for too long, something has happened and changed without my knowledge? It's a terrible thought, and I need to correct it.

Gu Linghuan looked at the wisteria on the side, "You go back to your life first, just say that everything has been arranged for me, let your master rest assured." ”

Wisteria stood up, gently supported her body and said, "Yes, then I will retire first." ”

But just when Wisteria was about to turn around and leave, Gu Lingyu suddenly stopped Wisteria, "Wait, my makeup skills are really poor, I have to ask your master to come over to help when the time comes, your master's hand is the most skillful, if I do it at that time, others may not see the beauty who is running for the Oiran, but the aunt who doesn't know where to break in." ”

"Yes, this is yours, or is it the same as before..."

After speaking, Wisteria laughed lightly and walked out slowly.

"This sounds a little awkward..."Gu Lingbo couldn't help but mutter.

Wisteria walked through the alley, and after walking for a short time, he came to Dong Xiaowan's residence.

Dong Xiaowan was leaning on the beauty couch at this time, holding a small flower bandage in her hand and a thin embroidery needle in her other hand.

The gentle sunlight was sprinkled on Dong Xiaowan's body, Dong Xiaowan sat there, the corners of her mouth hooked up a faint smile, and the embroidery movements were unhurried and orderly.

Wisteria whispered: "Master, Miss let me tell you that she has already made a selection, and she is waiting for the time to compete." ”

Dong Xiaowan nodded very satisfied, and then the corners of her mouth hooked an evil arc.

"That's really good, I've heard Linghuan say that the prince looks good in women's clothes, better than the four beauties in the south of the Yangtze River, the princess with both talents, and all kinds of people who are dressed like gods.

At that time, I was already itching when I heard it, and after a while, I could finally see this famous prince wearing women's clothes! ”

Wisteria couldn't help but interrupt the other party's words, "Miss also said, when the time comes, please come over and put on makeup for the prince in person." ”

Dong Xiaowan was even more excited, put down the embroidery needle directly, and then said excitedly: "Let me go!" That's great, you go get back those collector's edition headpieces from my collection.

I remember that a son gave me a good rouge, but he never wanted to use it, so go and bring it to me. ”