"Radisson and Jett, raise your hands and follow my rhythm, everyone!"

Ye Xiaotian's state at the moment is quite ...... Debauch.

Wu Dahe and the other jailers stood outside the fence of the prison, stunned as they listened to Ye Xiaotian's completely unintelligible words and his posture of opening his teeth and claws.

"Crazy? What can I do? Wu Da looked at Ye Xiaotian who was standing in prison and felt bitter in his heart, if this little bastard was really crazy, how could he deal with it.

"Come, friends outside the prison, friends in the trees. Do you see me~ Move~ Move~ You're my little apple ......"

In his past life and present life, Ye Xiaotian entered this state for the second time this time. The first time was when he was dumped by his ex-girlfriend in his previous life, and I heard from a friend that he was very charming that night, and he was surrounded by the aunts in the square, and the aunts expressed their eagerness to marry their daughters......

Of course, just like today, Ye Xiaotian's own consciousness is basically blank.

Different from the stunned and helpless of Wu Da and others, the cadres in the prison next door expressed their appreciation for this young man who could still sing and dance in the prison.

"Hey, coward, what are you singing?"

Ye Xiaotian was drunk, his hands were swinging up, his feet moved to the right, and his neck kept twisting: "Uncle, do you want to come together?" “

Saying that, Ye Xiaotian generously handed over a jar of wine: "Dry!" ”

As soon as the other prisoners saw that Ye Xiaotian was so generous, all kinds of sycophants suddenly spread all over the world, mixed with wind and thunder, and they were out of control......

"Lang Jun is so courageous! As soon as I looked at Lang Jun's face, I knew that Lang Jun must be rich and noble......"

"Lang Jun is really temperamental......"

"Lang Jun is so literate......"

"Lang Jun is croaking......"

The sycophants were very good, Ye Xiaotian was very comfortable, and the unified reply was 'come, drink.' The little apple was jumping more and more handy.

……

Today is a good day, the sun is shining and the wind is beautiful, it is suitable for travel and marriage, and the professional saying is - the zodiac is an auspicious day.

Li Shimin, who had long finished criticizing the recital, felt very bored after nesting in the Taiji Hall for an hour in the distance, and was about to run around the Taiye Pool to find a few little wives to talk about life and ideals.

Emperor Taizong, who was a little hot in his heart, was about to get up and go, when he accidentally glanced at a shiny object on the corner of the table. Li Shimin's eyes lit up: "Hey, I forgot about this little bastard." ”

"Come on, I'm going to leave the palace!"

Li Shimin was dressed in civilian clothes, and led a small team of guards out of the palace and went straight to Dali Temple.

Ye Xiaotian, who had lived in Dali Temple for several days, was remembered by Li Shimin, who happened to be a little avian, and he didn't know if it was a good thing or a bad thing.

……

The prison was very lively, and people in various colors of prison uniforms each leaned against a fence, dancing with Ye Xiaotian's wolf howl.

Datang's first prison uniform came into being!

Wu Da looked at the prisoners who were having a good time, and his head dizzy.

One by one, they are either criminals or villains, and all of them are short-tempered. The combination of sticks is even more counterproductive, but it is not wise to let the situation unleash.

If this situation is seen by his immediate boss Dali Siqing, it is estimated that Shangguan will not only greet his eighteenth generation ancestors, but also be more likely to let himself fulfill his filial piety.

Looking at Ye Xiaotian who was so excited in the fence with resentment, Wu shouted hysterically: "Lang Jun, you can leave a way for the villain to live, if you continue to make trouble like this, the villain will have to commit suicide." “

After singing and dancing Ye Xiaotian sweated all over, the alcohol also retreated by three points, and after hearing Wu Da's words, he raised his eyes and suddenly felt tasteless-a large group of rough and strong men were imitating Ye Xiaotian's singing across the fence to imitate Ye Xiaotian and jump out of various sultry gestures, tsk...... This scene!

Ye Xiaotian is a person with normal aesthetics, and he is also a gentleman who would rather bend. Of course, this situation is only limited to the state of clarity in the mind.

At least, the current Ye Xiaotian has come to his senses. Looking at the prisoners who were looking forward to his eyes, Ye Xiaotian sighed.

Thinking of the world and the world, I was alone and cried......

glared at Wu Da and threatened: "Today's matter, if you dare to ......"

Wu Da hurriedly comprehended the spirit: "Lang Jun rest assured, the villain doesn't remember anything about the past!" ”

Ye Xiaotian smiled knowingly, looked at the poem he had just written on the table, and said to Wu Dadao: "Wu Da, what do you think of this poem?" ”

Wu Da admired the mountains and rivers: "Lang Jun is talented! ”

Ye Xiaotian immediately looked like a philistine: "Do you like it?" ”

"Eun!"

"How about selling it to you?"

"Eun, eun?" Wu Da was dumbfounded, and suddenly looked grateful: "Lang Jun is willing?" ”

There was no trace of disdain in Wu Da's eyes, but he was a little eager to try.

Just kidding, Ye Xiaotian's poems were taken to Pingkangfang to fish for the little sister, it was amazing.

Wu Da is just a jailer, the lowest public official in the Tang Dynasty, so he does not enjoy the capital of visiting the Qinglou for free.

But at the same time, Wu Da is also half an intellectual. If the intellectuals of ancient times didn't visit the Qinglou, then you would not be recognized.

Visiting the Qinglou requires capital investment, either talent or wealth!

And of these two, Wu Da found that he didn't even have any!

Three times the money, usually it may only be enough to go to the high-end Qinglou to have the simplest package.

But if you have the poems of Ye Xiaotian, the first brother of Pingkangfang, it will be completely different - you may be able to get free VIP for life.

Wu Da is a self-motivated person, so in an instant, he made a decision - of course buy, buy decisively!

Looking at the eagerness in Wu Da's eyes, Ye Xiaotian expressed his relief.

Since it is a business, it must be customer-oriented. Ye Xiaotian smiled like a spring breeze: "I don't know what type you want?" ”

"Magnificent! Cheer up! Words! You can let the beautiful little ladies of Pingkang Fang warm the quilt for free! "Wu Da's request is very down-to-earth.

Ye Xiaotian was even more relieved, it turned out that everyone was on the same level. The men in the world, regardless of ancient and modern, are indeed the same. Very single-minded.

Those women who always accuse men of being careless should really examine themselves.

Wu Da's requirements are very simple, to put it bluntly, it is one sentence: to be able to pretend to be forced, and the score is not less than 90 points!

Ye Xiaotian groaned slightly, and wrote: If life is only as first seen, what is the autumn wind sad fan. Waiting for idle changes but old people's hearts, but old people's hearts are changeable.

It's not magnificent, it's not angry, and it has nothing to do with words and aspirations.

However, Wu Da just glanced at it and immediately took out the money without saying a word.

Ye Xiaotian hit the nail on the head.

Uncle Nalan's poems, get Pingkangfang to fish for little sisters, nothing will be more crazy and cool than this!

At the great moment of handing over the money and delivering the goods with one hand, there was a hurried footstep in the corridor not far away.