"Wow, Thor has appeared, let's see you quickly." The villagers knelt down and kowtowed desperately in excitement and fear, and even Dai Wang Da Niu knelt down with them.

Alas, feudal superstition kills people. Song Wenjian shouted in his heart.

I'll get this kind of thing myself. However, Lei Shenhan sat directly on the ground all of a sudden, and it is estimated that the P shares are already too red.

"Descendants, Song Wenjian is the disaster star of our Yangqing Township, you must drive him out of Yangqing Township, otherwise the chickens and dogs in Yangqing Township will be restless, and the lives will be ruined." Thorgod Han pursed his mouth, his face was terribly red, a bit like the mythical Lei Gong.

Song Wenjian secretly stared at Lei Shenhan and found that his right hand was red.

He understood what was going on, Thunder God Han smeared something like red rouge on his face, and this became Lei Gong's face.

"This, this...... Thor, we can't afford to mess with the officials. A few villagers said in fear.

"Let me show you the maze, as long as you don't listen to them, don't pay taxes, don't pay grain, don't grow grain, he won't be able to stay here for long." Thor Han said unhurriedly.

Song Wenjian listened to Lei Shenhan's reactionary words, and was so angry that he drew his knife and was about to rush up and cut down Lei Shenhan.

Seeing this, Dai Wang hurriedly ran over and persuaded Song Wenjian: "Township Chief, don't be impulsive, if you kill Thunder God Han, the gods will not only blame you, but even the people of Yangqing Township will not listen to you, and they will drive you out of Yangqing Township." ”

Song Wenjian calmed down, yes, this thunder god Han has been pretending to be a ghost in Yangqing Township for so many years, and it has been deeply ingrained in the hearts of farmers.

If there is no reason to get this thunder god Han, something big will happen.

He is just a small township head, not a county commander or prefect, who can mobilize thousands of officers and soldiers to suppress it. If the people of Yangqing Township don't listen to him, he, the township chief, will be the end.

How is it good? Song Wenjian's brain raced to the top.

"Sons, remember the word of God." After Lei Shenhan finished speaking, he jumped up for a while, sat down for a while, and made a few rounds before Lei Gong "got out." ”

"Congratulations to Thor." The villagers knelt three times in unison to the sky.

Thor Han touched his soft knees and struggled to get up from the ground. "Fellow villagers, Thor has been entrusted to me to tell you just now, do you know how to do it?"

"I, we ......" The villagers looked at Song Wenjian's eyes flickering over there.

Lei Shenhan knew that his plan had succeeded, and although the villagers did not say what to do in the future, they would listen to the gods and would not listen to Song Wenjian's words anymore.

"Township chief, we don't want the food you send." Some villagers came over with food and returned it to Song Wenjian.

Dai Wang saw that the problem was coming, and said to Song Wenjian anxiously: "Township Chief, how is this good?" The villagers believe in the gods. ”

The Thor traitor smiled: "Of course, the gods bless their obedient descendants." Those bad people who come from other places will not end well. ”

Lei Shenhan had already seen that in the near future, Song Wenjian had no way to gain a foothold in Yangqing Township, and ran back to the county seat in disgrace.

Song Wenjian sneered and shouted: "Folks, I didn't want to say it, but seeing that you were deceived by the Thor stick, I had to say it." Actually, I am the reincarnation of Thor's own apprentice, and Thor's stick is impersonated. ”

"What?" Thor Man jumped up in frustration. "Song Wenjian, don't talk nonsense, I am the disciple of Thor, you are a fake."

Song Wenjian said: "Dai Wang, do you remember? The last time Thor appeared in the farmland, that was my first time in Yangqing Township, right? ”

"Yes, Township Chief, it was the first time you came to Yangqing Township, and soon after we arrived at the farmland, it was dark and it was raining heavily, so I ran to the big tree to take shelter from the rain." Dai Wang remembered what happened last time, and couldn't help but shudder.

"Dai Wang, did I tell you not to take shelter from the rain under the big tree, there will be thunder on the big tree?" Song Wenjian asked.

"Yes, there were other lieutenants nearby at the time, and they could testify." Dai Wang nodded.

Song Wenjian continued: "Then think about it, why did I know that the thunder would quickly split into that big tree? ”

In fact, the chance of lightning hitting the big tree last time was very slim, and Song Wenjian pulled Dai Wang out of the big tree out of safety measures.

didn't expect this kind of very slim chance to appear, Song Wenjian just used this kind of thing as an example.

This is also a very strange place for Dai Wang: "Township Chief, how did you know that Lei was going to split the big tree where I was standing, and not the other big trees where the chief was located?" ”

Hmph, the big tree you are standing on is the tallest there, and it is most suitable to be a lightning rod.

However, Song Wenjian would not tell Dai Wang, but said mysteriously: "This is what my master Thor told me, he is going to descend on that big tree, and you are under the big tree, if I don't pull you out, you will be hacked to death." ”

"I finally got it." Dai Wang patted his thigh excitedly. "Township Chief, are you really the reincarnated apprentice of the Thor God?"

"That's, then." Song Wenjian looked unfathomable. Originally, Song Wenjian wanted to touch his beard more profoundly, but he had to give up because he didn't have a beard.

"No, it's not like this, Song Wenjian is talking nonsense, Thor has never been there at all." Thunder God Han knew that there was no thunder god in this world at all, how could Song Wenjian be able to deceive the people with nonsense?

Song Wenjian looked at Thunder God Han and said with a smile: "Thunder God stick, it seems that you said just now that Thunder God came to the farmland that day." ”

"I, I'm just using an analogy, in fact, you are not Thor's apprentice." Thor Han is struggling. "I'm Thor's disciple."

Da Niu smiled and said: "Township Chief, you are the apprentice of the Thunder God, and the Thunder God Han is the apprentice grandson of the Thunder God, so doesn't he want to call you uncle?" ”

"He's a fake." Song Wenjian and Lei Shenhan pointed at each other at the same time and shouted.

Lei Shenhan turned to the villagers and shouted, "Everyone, I have been a god in Yangqing Township for so many years, don't you believe me? Song Wenjian is just an outsider, he hasn't been in Yangqing Township for a month, is he worth believing? Just now, you also saw Thor possessing me, is this fake? ”

"That's right, Thor Han can be possessed by gods."

"Thunder God Han went up to the heavens and descended to the earth, he should be the disciple of the thunder god." Someone whispered.

Dai Wang's face changed, if Thunder God Han is the real body, then isn't the township chief a fake? Slander the gods, and the villagers will beat them severely.

Thor Han was secretly happy to see that the villagers believed him. "Villagers, let's drive this slanderer out of Yangqing Township, don't let him harm us, don't you know how many people he killed and how many sins he has done in Yangqing Township?"

"I heard that he also recruited some strong men from each of us, and those people will become his accomplices, you better call your relatives back, don't be deceived by him, otherwise you will be damned." The more Thor Han spoke, the more excited he became.