Liu Gouwa heard the fool say that his father also said something to himself, but he didn't care much about it, thinking that he was talking about some ordinary things at home, since the fool mentioned it, let's listen to it, so he asked him to say it at will. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"'Father, throw away the iron bow, resign from this official, give up all this wealth, let's find a place where no one lives, whether it is deep mountains or the sea, life may be a little harder, but as long as the three of us are together, we will be happy." Daddy smiled, "When the children are older, hunt and fish with you, I cook at home, raise some chickens, raise some ducks, no fight, it's better to live in fear here." Then, Daddy sighed again and said, "I knew that I would have listened to you at the beginning, and I wouldn't have died in vain if I left you, so I left our father and son early." The fool recalled.

When Liu Gouwa heard this, she couldn't help but be in awe, this woman can give up her wealth, be willing to be poor, and teach her husband and children in the mountains, which is something that many trendy men and women in later generations cannot do. Seeing that the fool finished speaking, he looked at himself blankly, and couldn't help but ask again: "What happened later?" ”

"Later, Daddy went to the back mountain to practice martial arts, and every time Daddy was in a bad mood, he went to the back mountain to practice martial arts."

Liu Gouwa believed these things, and only the foolish father and son knew about it in the world, so he decided to use the conversation that these fool's parents had said to win his father's trust. The fool was very happy to hear that Liu Gouwa adopted what his father said and could win his father's trust, urging Liu Gouwa to go to see his father immediately. Liu Gouwa smiled, didn't say anything, and went to the Jiedu Embassy's Mansion.

Hao Dongqing heard that many people from outside the county prison suddenly became nervous, in addition to sending more guards, he listened to Liu Gouwa's suggestion to re-strengthen the cell in case there was an omission, hesitated for a while, and then agreed, but he also sent Wang Fu to supervise, obviously distrusting him Liu Gouwa.

After Liu Gouwa got Hao Dongqing's warrant, she went directly to the county office, Qian Feng and Wu Qi and other officials had already arrived at the yamen, complaining to each other that this year could not be passed, and it would be the New Year in two days. I want to be lazy, but I don't dare, because the festival makes Hao Dongqing run to the county jail every day, and when he comes out, he is angry.

Because the yellow-faced man is a felony in the yamen, it is impossible for the people outside to do the work of repairing and reinforcing the cell, and the army led by Wang Fu will not do it, this work can only fall on the officials of the yamen.

Under the supervision of Wang Fu, Liu Gouwa diligently led the servants into the prison, which was very large, built in two rows, dirty and abnormal, and smelly, just like the breeding farm of later generations, and there were still some straws in the prison for the prisoners to sleep. Huang San, the clavicle hand who was originally recuperating in prison, was close to the cell of the foolish father, but since the foolish father moved in, he was moved to the door of the cell by Wang Fu, and there were no other prisoners near the fool's father's cell.

Everyone came to the cell of the fool's father, but Wang Fu stopped Liu Gouwa and them, did not let them get close to the prisoners, and only let the officials strengthen the prison walls and doors around the cell, Liu Gouwa ordered Wu Qi to take the officials to be busy, but he wandered around the cell leisurely, chatting with Qian Feng without a match, Wang Fu followed behind them like a thief, Liu Gouwa didn't care, but he had to take him away to meet the fool's father, and couldn't help but say: "Qian Zhutou, it's too boring in this prison, why don't you tell a few jokes to relieve the boredom." ”

Qian Feng is a big and rough man, how can he tell any jokes, when he heard this, he couldn't help shaking his hands and excused himself: "My lord is joking, how can my subordinates tell any jokes, aren't you embarrassed by your subordinates?" ”

"Why don't you tell me a few hearsay jokes?" Liu Gouwa glanced at Wang Fu and said to Qian Feng with a smile, of course Qian Feng applauded.

"According to legend, during the Warring States Period, there was a war between countries, why did you kill a chicken and dog after capturing the city?" Liu Gouwa has seen a lot of humorous stories in later generations, but I still remember some, and with a little editing, it is another story, and it is still okay to fool these ancients in ancient times.

"Because they have hatred for each other." When Qian Feng heard it, he didn't think about it, and immediately gave an answer. Although Wang Fu, who was not far away, did not pay attention, he still heard Liu Gouwa's question, and he also recognized Qian Feng's answer in his heart, only if the hatred is too deep, he will kill all the people, and the chickens and dogs will not be left. But Liu Gouwa smiled and said, "No." ”

"What's that?" Qian Feng saw that Liu Gouwa denied his answer, and couldn't help asking, Wang Fu also had questions in his heart, and he also pricked up his ears and listened.

"Treat the soldiers with extra food." Liu Gouwa smiled, Liu Gouwa's answer was beyond the expectations of the two, and Qian Feng immediately protested: "My lord, that refers to murder." Wang Fu also denied in his heart: nonsense.

"It's a joke, then it's not understood by common sense, as long as you can laugh. Or, the official will say another one? ”

Of course, Qian Feng had no opinion, Wang Fu was silent, and Liu Gouwa said: "Once upon a time, there was an officer who saw a soldier drinking, so he asked him why he violated the law and drank, and the soldier reported: I heard that wine increases bear gall, in order to win the battle, I can only drink, Shangguan, or you can also take a sip." After Liu Gouwa finished speaking, she glanced at Wang Fu intentionally or unintentionally.

Wang Fu heard the story of Liu Gouwa, he couldn't help but sink his face, he was in Xiao Song City to take the lead in drinking the good wine of Liu Ji Wine Workshop, drunk to participate in the war, so that several times by the bandits defeated and lost, was reprimanded by Hao Dongqing, had to increase troops from the state city. Now, Liu Gouwa is telling this joke, although he is not talking about him openly, but isn't this just secretly picking on him and satirizing his guts bear man?

Qian Feng didn't have an eye, he applauded loudly on the side, and muttered about another one, isn't this adding fuel to the fire? Suddenly, Wang Fu's face darkened, Liu Gouwa pretended not to see it, and promised: "Okay, let's talk about one more, when a soldier was cooking, he complained about the poor food, and he didn't even eat the pigs, and an officer heard it and said: Yes, these meals were originally for pigs." ”

Wang Fu listened to Liu Gouwa's story, his face turned pale, he snorted heavily, turned around and walked out. It turned out that in addition to the tyrannical extortion in Xiao Song City, in the military camp, he also deducted military salaries, which made the soldiers and civilians complain, and now Liu Gouwa told this joke, almost nakedly pointed at his nose and scolded him for being a pig, leading a group of pig soldiers. No wonder he was angry, and he secretly hated Liu Gouwa in his heart.

Qian Feng saw that Wang Fu was leaving with hatred, but he didn't dare to applaud loudly. Liu Gouwa originally said that these jokes were to anger Wang Fu, but now that the goal has been achieved, seeing Qian Feng's worried silence, he couldn't help but say: "It's okay, it's okay, it's just that Wang Duwei is more serious." As he spoke, he took Qian Feng and walked towards the fool's father.

When I arrived at the cell where the fool's father was imprisoned, there were several sergeants guarding in front of the prison door, although the fool's father in the prison was no longer bound, but he still had iron chains on his feet and hands, and he was wearing clean white clothes, and his messy hair covered half of his face.

When he came to the door of the cell, Liu Gouwa seemed to say to Qian Feng casually: "This official suddenly remembered a very funny joke again. ”

"What's the joke, sir?"