Chapter 9: Invincible
In the face of Chen Dashao's aggressive words, the heart of the bald man with a pig's liver-colored face was like the swan lake in St. Tereland, swinging waves. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ο½iqugeγ ο½ο½fo
The words that often appear in the mouths of those learned men are now floating in the minds of bald men.
, that's a tough thing to do.
I didn't hear these two goods shouting there as soon as they entered the door, uncle, this can make the bald man who has experienced a lot of ups and downs feel a sudden burst in his heart. What the hell is this guy's identity?
If this little white face is alone, he can do anything by himself, but the two tall giants behind him, they are charcoal hand mountain jade, and it is not easy to get it.
Coupled with the current situation, the door of the tavern was messed up by the people, and it was wide open, and at a glance, there were a lot of people outside the door who pointed at it, and the ordinary people watched the excitement, which is normal.
But standing in the middle of the door, he clearly is the protagonist, and the tavern is not as quiet as the secret rooms of those adults, and the sound insulation effect is good, so there is no need to think about it, the people outside must have listened to it from the bottom up, and the people who followed him to coax him.
I don't have to turn my head, I can guess with **, I definitely became a soft-horned shrimp, and I was all TMD.
This person who originally had the victory ticket in his hand, where would he have thought that there would be people from the Holy Lord's Light Legion behind him, and the people who were in charge of the church really didn't have the courage to do so.
I'm afraid that if I really want to do someone with enthusiasm, I don't want to say that I can do it, and the people around me don't need to be greeted, and they will press themselves as soon as possible, even if they are desperate and lucky, I am afraid that my head will really have to eat in a different place.
, if I don't handle this matter well tonight, I'm afraid that my face in Sarajevo will be like a dog on the street in the future, lying all over the street, and if I don't get it right, my hard-earned status will also plummet in this city, and the adults who live with me will probably make fun of themselves even more blatantly.
, this time it's a kick on the iron plate.
For the silence of the bald man, this makes Gen not know that Chen Dashao, because of the shock effect brought by the skin worn by the Kvas brothers, this heart, it is even more arrogant. No way, Chen Dashao, an outsider, doesn't know the power of the Holy Lord's Light legion to people at all, and Bishop Grande has never told him about this, and what his uncle and nephew talk about the most is to believe in the Holy Lord, the doctrine, or the customs of the mainland, if you don't ask, people will definitely not say it.
As for the Kvash brothers, they must know, after all, they are not outsiders like Chen Dashao, according to their understanding, this kind of common sense on the street, my uncle will not know, and Silly X also understands.
But it's just right, Chen Dashao just doesn't know, besides, Yadham has always been a closed education by old Yade before, and he doesn't like to make friends in the academy, and this military academy is not a seminary, so I'll talk to you about this, go and ask,
Therefore, now Chen Dashao, who thinks that he is a paper tiger opposite, a group of SX with no eggs, has also begun to show the demeanor of being a big brother in Rongcheng in his previous life, this is revenge and not revenge, he still understands the truth of the bastard, according to his current thoughts.
The bald man who is not angry will be cleaned up as the main dish,
This ** Mao, who sang the most happily, had to let himself out of his anger and get it out, otherwise Lao Tzu's face would be so worthless. Just let you play, Lao Tzu will also play back.
made up his mind in his heart, and Chen Dashao, who was holding the little girl, opened his mouth to everyone with a face on his face:
"Oh, people are so scared, I've been talking for a long time, you're a dead ** and don't say anything, do you want to hit my brother's face, come, brother let you fight, Lao Tzu is standing here, let you be a ** to fight, don't you want to beat me,, a bunch of eggless things, Hart, Xiangte, come, sing a song to these no** things, let them know what kind of character my brother is."
"Uncle, which song to sing, you say, you don't know, on the way here, you taught us a lot of songs."
"Yes, uncle, if you send a word, we want to shout two sentences in our voice."
Following Chen Dashao's words, the two brothers, each holding a guy-like style, rushed to help in front of Chen Dashao's ear, and said proudly.
"Give them the first battle to be invincible."
'Okay, uncle, look at it. Here we are. β
Which is called justice and which is invincible
Right and wrong, right and wrong, but it is difficult to determine
Which has the right to decide that heaven and earth can testify
No matter what the background
Maybe a shot will turn the world around
Even as soon as he opened his mouth, the air trembled
But everyone knows that this is called absurdity
How can you see the opposite side when you cover the sky with one hand?
The four sides were sent to cover their eyes
The more you reach the top, the faster you become insane
How can one person win the sky with one hand?
There must be such a climate, and there are all kinds of demon beasts
Laughing and saying that justice is too old, righteousness is too old
Heaven and earth have not been without any excuses
The song is a song that everyone has never heard before, it is good, the song is simple and catchy, but the artistic conception in the lyrics is a hanging B is also clear, it is quite arrogant
In addition, the voices of the Kvasss brothers belong to that kind of coarse sand subtype, with the brothers' expressions as Zhang Dashao,
This is a naked slap in the face in the eyes of everyone,
I also want to get people, get a ** hair, don't get it yourself, many of the taverns who have been boiling and screaming before even regretting the decision to die and want to earn performance, you say that this is full of support, nothing to earn a ** Mao performance, now it's good, people are pretending to be pigs and eating tigers, the idea is hard, and they can't gnaw at all.
But the women in the tavern were not in the same mood as the men.
What's the matter with us, we're just selling meat, watching the excitement,
There are also many women who still sympathized with Chen Dashao before,
Now they are concentrating on looking at everything in front of them with their eyes open, and they are more excited than anyone present, the beautiful young man who is a hero saves the beauty and is not an evil force, it turns out that he is still a big man with a background, this is really what they never expected, many people even have a good mind in their hearts if the young man is holding him in his arms,
As for the little lady in his arms, hehe, without exception, a woman's mind, it's all sour, and she can only blame the little girl for being lucky. There are men who stand up for her.
Outside the gate to see the lively, then needless to say, the situation is clear, the bald brother against outsiders, for the majority of civilians, this is a good show for dogs to bite, you can see the duel of guys who are superior to yourself, it is happier than having sex.
This scramble, and the people who are attracted by the situation are pushing me to push my body forward, of course, there are not a few people who fish in troubled waters, after all, there will be rumors in the crowd:
"Who touched my ass."
"Fuck you, why are you stepping on me?"
"You donkey day, you push a ********* is definitely very lively,
And the short man who sang the most to Chen Dashao before, now he is scared to death, just kidding, the bald brother doesn't even dare to open his mouth now, and his bedbug is even more of a fart, and this young man doesn't pay attention to the bald brother now, but directly lets his subordinates sing, which shows something,
This master is going to clean up people. If you want to raise this matter first, you can understand it in vain, I didn't see this master's eyes now, but I've been staring at myself all the time, I'm R, my own fart is slapped on the horse's leg.
The result must have been as expected by the short man, as soon as the song of the two Gervass brothers was finished, Chen Dashao's words came over.
"That ** short man who just sang and danced, you also sing the last song, brother still wants to hear it, don't go back there, Lao Tzu is talking about you, you MB, climb over to Lao Tzu."
"Crawl here." Just like what Chen Dashao played in the movie in his previous life, this scene is really like the county magistrate going through the lobby to interrogate the prisoner.
In his tone, the two Gervass brothers, who knew their uncle's heart, shouted the last three words in unison quite clearly.
As soon as his master and servant sang this song, it made the originally nervous people drop their chains on the spot, shaking their legs and urinating.
The smell of urine mixed with the unique smell in the tavern wafted over, which really made Chen Dashao feel disgusted,
Of course, this also confirmed his previous inner guess that these people are all paper tigers.
Well, although the dwarf peed, Chen Dashao would not let him go so easily, because in his heart, this game had just begun.
"This is your subordinate, hey, it's really not good, look at his cowardice, I said, you haven't been angry for a long time, are you urinating." Retracted his gaze and turned his head, Chen Dashao, who had a sarcastic face, smiled at the bald man and said happily.
"Yes, uncle, what kind of lord is this, what kind of soldier he is,
"That is, this soldier is bearing, and the general must be a nestγγγγγ" The two Kvas brothers who spoke up would definitely not let Chen Dashao's words have no tension, this cynical thing, no matter what he does, he has to keep going with him.
For Chen Dashao and the three of them, the bald man with a pig's liver color seemed to be indifferent, even if he was angry in his heart, but his inner reason always prevailed, he wished that he would immediately kill the three bastards in front of him.
But this situation is stronger than people, no matter how important face is, people are the ancestor of the sword, I am the bait, I don't even know the details of others, move a ** hair, the guy in front of me is really a big man, even if people want to stab their own ***, then you have to endure it, besides, the dwarf really doesn't know him, and he doesn't have to find something to hang on himself.
The current performance of the bald man who was thinking about taking one step at a time fell in Chen Dashao's eyes, that is, his eyes were closed, and he didn't open his mouth there, as if he was fugue.
"Fuck, it's really fucking boring," Chen Dashao, who had a sentence in his heart, didn't pay attention to the bald man's behavior of not hanging himself, anyway, it's still a long time, let's play slowly together.
Chen Dashao, who was bored, came to his senses and directly gave an order to the Kvas brothers.
"Hey, that's fine, you two dragged that short man over for me."
"Okay, uncle, look at me." Hart, who was eager to try, didn't give his brother time to answer, and just grabbed a bite and answered.
Chen Dashao and the short man who was ready to sharpen his knife and wave it, and the short man who was so scared that he peed his pants, as soon as he heard the words here, he was full of excitement, and he climbed up on all fours without waiting for people to come.
Holding Chen Dashao's legs, he whimpered with tears in his eyes:
"Master, officer student, master, I'm fucking, I have no eyes, I'm not human, you and I are a fart, don't be a bastard with me, general knowledge, sir,,,,,,,"
This made Chen Dashao feel a little funny, and said with a straight face
"My day, I sang so happily at the beginning, and now I know how to pull the list.
True TMD is a dog, two-legged. Climb a little farther away for Lao Tzu, you smell of your body, Lao Tzu can't stand it. If you wake up my wife, I'll kill you. β
"Yes, sir, I'm a dog, I crawl, I crawl γγγγγ" Chen Dashao's words are tantamount to an elixir for a short man that is more spiritual than the holy water that the church claims to be able to cure all diseases.
As soon as he said this, the short man really moved to the side like those wild dogs, and his legs were on the bottom, with his thin body, and the tears on his face, he really looked like a TMD pug.
However, you think that even if you can land safely in this way, then you are really whimsical, and Chen Dashao's next words made everyone present dumbfounded.
"Hart, you go, teach the dwarf to sing,"
Originally, he followed his aunt to be an uncle here, and Hart, who was very happy in his heart, was a little confused, which one his uncle was going to sing now, although he learned a lot of things with his aunt that they thought were fresh, but this thing of teaching people to sing, this is really a little inexplicable, with a slightly puzzled tone, Hart opened his mouth and asked Chen Dashao:
"Ah, uncle, you asked me to teach him to sing?"
Yes, teach him to sing. I am not satisfied with the teaching, don't come back" Ignoring the doubts in his subordinates' tones, Chen Dashao replied with a smile on his face.
Chen Dashao's preaching of this song, not to mention that Hart, who is five big and three coarse, understands, and even Xiangte on the side immediately understands his uncle's thoughts.
Uncle is really yin, this trick, but when I was blind BB with my brothers on the road, I said that the number one move in the ten tricks of the whole person, I always thought that my uncle was so good B, but I didn't expect it to be useful one day,
Mr. Hart, who understood it, now put the dick down, rubbed his hands together, and walked over to the short man who was lying on the ground and pretending to be a dog.
Of course, his appearance fell in the eyes of the short man who was about to be experimented, and it was so frightened that the cold hairs on people's backs stood up, a tall giant man, rubbing his hands, and the smile on his big face knew that it was a sinister smile at a glance, teach you to sing, sing a ** hair,
Although I don't know why I want to teach myself to sing, this is obviously not a good thing, which makes the short man's heart burst out. The body that didn't tremble is now shaking like rowing.
This experiment, there is always a time for verification, everyone present, whether outside the door or inside the door, even if it is a bald man, is very curious about what this officer said about teaching singing, although everyone is also prepared in their hearts, knowing that this is not a good thing, but after all, this is curious, everyone wants to see it, right.
Accompanied;
'Arise, you who do not want to be dogs,γγγγ β
"Get up,"
Smack, the song is not over yet, and a big slap has beaten the short man who had just followed Hart to sing carefully.
Before he could react, Hart's loud voice roared beside him:
"Fuck your mom B, did I get you up, I told you to sing, I didn't wake you up.
"No, uncle, isn't this song sung like this?" Some of the short men hurriedly argued.
Smack, after another big slap, the big voice in front of him roared again:
"Told you to talk back,, sing well. Kill you, BB again. β
The above situation, repeatedly, and repeatedly, not only the short man whose face was swollen like a pig's head understood, but even everyone present also understood that it turned out that people taught you to sing, and that's how you sing.
The people at the gate must be dumbfounded, because they have never seen or heard of the means, they must be new to them, and they have had a holiday with Chen Dashao in the tavern, the chrysanthemums on this ** are also tense now, because the smiling man in front of him is really poisonous,