Chapter Seventy-Six: What Came About?
All the men are watching people put down dishes. Their eyes are very poisonous, and when they look at them, they will know whether they are the ones who can be provoked or the ones who cannot be provoked. If it is something that cannot be provoked, they do not wait for someone to come close, but they have already greeted them early, please settle down, and do everything they can. As for the door bag, people are willing to reward some, and if they are not willing to reward, how dare they ask for one. If it can be provoked, it is divided into those with large oil and water and those with small oil.
Those who have little oil and water are those who have no power and often come to the yamen to do things, and they have become friends with the menzi, so they receive fewer door bags. Those who have a lot of oil and water are the first time to come to the Yamen, and they have no power and power, and they want to entrust officials of all sizes to do things.
The gatekeeper saw Li Fei dressed as a white businessman, and his face was very raw, he didn't ride a horse, a car, or a sedan chair, and he looked like a powerless person. If you can see the county order, you can save twenty or thirty taels a year, and if you can't see the county order, you will be able to suffer more than twenty or thirty taels a year. Generally speaking, such a person can scrape 300 or 500 wen. But yesterday, he lost one or two pieces of silver in gambling, so he wanted to make up for the lost silver from Li Feibai.
He was annoyed when he remembered yesterday. Originally, he had won, but the leader of the horses had sent someone to tell them to drink, and if he went, he would have won at least one tael of silver. However, there are a few losers who are reluctant to drink in order to make money. He thought that he was in good luck, so he took this opportunity to kill all sides and win his mother's five or six taels of silver, so he didn't go. Who knew that the final result was that the one or two silver won was lost, and the capital of one or two was lost, and two taels of silver were lost back and forth. For this reason, he regretted it for one night, and even got up and slapped himself twice, not knowing when he would be able to win the two taels of silver back. I didn't expect the opportunity to come so quickly, and I ran into a fat sheep for him to slaughter on duty.
It seems that this kind of lord who comes to the yamen and does not inquire about the market, does not slaughter the white, and slaughters the white.
Menzi held up two fingers.
Li Feibai also heard about entering the yamen to give the door bag to the doorman, and Li Feibai also heard it from Ma Kun. But it was Ma Kun who was joking with him, asking him if he knew what errand in the yamen was the most oily. He guessed a few but didn't guess correctly, and in the end, Ma Kun revealed the mystery that really surprised him, and he couldn't figure out how a person who watched the gate could be the biggest errand of oil and water. After Ma Kun's explanation, he learned that the door is the first checkpoint of the county government, and if they let you in, you can enter, and if you don't let you in, you will kneel at the door of the ya, and you will not want to enter. The disciples judged the importance of what the people were doing according to what officials they wanted to see in the yamen, and then set the level of the door bag. For example, it takes 350 to see the classics, 80 to 100 to see the main book, 1 or 200 to see the county officials, and 300 to 500 to the county orders. Looking at it, there don't seem to be many door bags every time, but there are many people who want to enter the yamen to do things, and in a year, the income of each door is three or five hundred taels. This is also why every time the officials are promoted and deposed, the errand of the head of the sect looks insignificant, but it is the most fiercely contested errand among many messengers. Not for anything else, just because the head of the disciple team can arrange who will be the disciple.
Li Feibai saw that the door in front of him only raised two fingers, and said secretly: "Everyone else collects 500 yuan, but you charge 200 yuan, even if you kid has a conscience, I will let you go today!" He grinned and said, "Two pennies? I have it, and I'll give it to you. ”
Menzi snorted and spat on the ground before saying, "Two pennies? Are you called Hanako? Tell me understand, two taels of silver! Bring me the money, and I'll tell you. If you don't bring the silver, you can stay where it is cool! ”
Li Feibai was furious, glared at the doorman, and said secretly: "I won't play you enough today, and then kill your chicken to respect other monkeys, Lao Tzu has your surname!" He said, "You usually collect it for two taels of silver?" ”
Menzi said: "That's right! ”
Li Feibai said: "So, as long as you enter this door, you have to pay two taels of silver?" ”
Menzi said: "What so much nonsense! ”
Li Feibai said: "I want to enter your door, and I won't pay you these two taels of silver, what can you do?" ”
Menzi slammed the water and fire stick to the ground and said, "You try!" If I don't interrupt your dog's leg, I won't do this errand! ”
Li Feibai said: "You have done this errand, I am here to be an errand in the yamen!" ”
Menzi was stunned! If Li Feibai really came to the yamen on an errand, there was really no way to collect this money. But how could the person in front of him be an errand boy in the yamen? No matter which room Li Feibai goes to the yamen to be an errand boy, the housekeeper of which room should bring him along! Even if this errand is extremely unimportant, the person in charge should inform the porter if he doesn't want to accompany him, so as not to cause a misunderstanding. Moreover, when you are on an errand in the yamen, you will buy an errand dress and go back the day before, and you should wear it when you come to work on an errand. The most important thing is that when you go to the errand house, you can directly say which room to go to, and how can you see the reason of the county order. It's hard for a small errand to have to ask the county order, so don't tire the county commander to death!
Oh, I see, could it be because this person took a risk in order to save the door bag, pretending to be an errand boy in the yamen. He sneered: "Are you here to be an errand in the Yamen?" You're taking your son for a fool! Before the words fell, Li Feibai suddenly took out a document from his arms, shook it in the air, and the neatly folded document unfolded in the wind. He didn't know how to read, but he recognized the big red seal, and he couldn't say a word there.
Li Feibai put away the paperwork and said, "Words must count, you have done this errand!" After a pause, he sneered again: "Even if your words don't count, you don't want to do this errand again." Get out of here as soon as possible, don't let me clean you up with my own hands. ”
Menzi saw that Li Feibai was holding an official document with a big seal in his hand, how dare he stop it again. Listening to Li Feibai's loud tone, he couldn't figure out what kind of errand Li Feibai came to the yamen to do, so he stood there in a cold sweat and let Li Feibai go towards the yamen, worried about what to do with his errand.
He was stunned, he was kicked in the buttocks, and when he turned around, he saw that it was the head of the concierge, and said happily: "Second uncle!" ”
The head of the menzi team stretched out his hand and patted the head of the menzi, and said, "How many times have I told you, don't call me the second uncle in the yamen, call me the head of the team." ”
Menzi arched his hand and said: "Team leader!" ”
The head of the sect looked at Li Feibai's back and asked, "What is the origin of that person?" What are you doing in Yamen? ”
Menzi cried and said, "I don't know where he came from, but he spoke in a very strong tone." One will say that he has come to see the county order, and the other will say that he has come to the yamen on an errand. I asked a few more questions, and then told me to pack up my things and get out of the house as soon as possible. Second uncle, you have to save me, I still want to do this errand! ”
The head of the sect team looked at Li Feibai's eyes, and couldn't help but narrow into a slit. When I came to the yamen on an errand, I didn't go to see the officials of each house, but to see the county order by name. This kind of thing is not unheard of before, such as the appointment of the county prince, the appointment of the county secretary, and the appointment of the canonical history, all of which are county orders that go directly to the meeting. But what is the identity of these three masters, they are the same as the county commanders, they are all officials of the imperial court, so they have this honor. Apart from these three, no other official has such an honor. Even if it is the ambassador of the inspection department, the head of the government service, etc., there is no such treatment when he takes office, he just announces it in the lobby, how can he go to meet the county order in private first.
Could it be that a court official has been promoted or deposed? Is this the new Imperial Court?