Chapter 209: Lu Butou Dong
"Boom! Boom! Boom! Dong Zhuo returned to his temporary residence in Luoyang and smashed a lot of pottery in one go, perhaps because he was tired, and at this moment he was sitting on the ground gasping for breath. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Outside the door, the maids trembled and did not dare to enter the cleaning. Li Ru also stood at the door and did not dare to enter, with his understanding of his father-in-law, he could only admonish after Dong Zhuo finished getting angry, otherwise he would be looking for death.
"Wen Wei, let the maids clean up and follow me to the study!" After a while, Dong Zhuo licked his big belly and walked out slowly.
"No!" Li Ru hurriedly agreed, and gave the maids a look by the way. Looking at the two who left, the maids in the house finally breathed a sigh of relief. Dong Zhuo didn't have long to arrive in Luoyang, but there were dozens of maids who died tragically in his hands, so now the maids in the mansion are fighting every day, and if they are not careful, they may lose their lives.
In the study, Dong Zhuo was still angry, scolding Ding Yuan with swear words, and greeting everyone from his ancestors to his children. Li Ru stood aside without saying a word, quietly waiting for Dong Zhuo to finish venting thoroughly. After about half a pillar of incense, Dong Zhuo finally calmed down, so he asked: "Wen Wei, Lu Bu is brave, and the army led by Li Dao and Guo Yan is late, what should I do?" ”
"Father-in-law, Lu Buyong is brave, he is really a puppet, so don't worry!" Li Ru replied immediately.
"It's light to say, I'm afraid there is no one in the Xiliang army!" Dong Zhuo said dissatisfied.
"Confucianism heard that Lu Bu was greedy for money, so it was better to lure him with treasure!"
"Hmmm! This method is good, send someone to deal with it immediately! After finishing speaking, Dong Zhuo waved his hand and motioned for Li Ru to retreat.
"Report! Lord, Li Su asks to see! Just as Li Ru was about to leave, a personal guard entered to report.
"Let him in!" Dong Zhuo said unhappily.
When he was young, Li Su, who was dressed in white, entered the study, first saluted Dong Zhuo, and then smiled at Li Ru to say hello.
"What?" Looking at Li Su and slowly speaking.
"Lord, Su Tei is here to relieve the Lord's worries!" Li Su hurriedly replied.
Without waiting for Dong Zhuo to ask again, Li Su hurriedly said: "Su and Na Lu Fengxian are fellow villagers and have a little friendship. I am willing to persuade Lu Bu to vote for the lord, but if it is to be successful, you need the lord's beloved thing! ”
"Oh? If you can convince Lu Bu to vote, all the treasures are up to you! "Listening to Li Su say this, Dong Zhuo is energetic, if you can really get a fierce general like Lu Bu, then why worry about it!
"Su needs some possessions and the lord's red rabbit!" After Li Su finished speaking, his eyes kept staring at Dong Zhuo's face, hoping that he would not lose his life because of this, the Red Rabbit BMW was Dong Zhuo's beloved thing.
"No! You can give anything, but Chitu can't! When Dong Zhuo heard that he was going to send the red rabbit to Yu, Lu Bu immediately stood up and shouted loudly.
"This..."Li Su was speechless for a while, not knowing how to respond.
"Father-in-law, the red rabbit horse is just a horse to the father-in-law, but for Lu Bu, it is life, if you want to persuade Lu Bu to vote, you have to be the red rabbit!" Li Ru spoke in time.
After being silent for a long time, Dong Zhuo finally nodded and agreed, and he naturally analyzed the results of Chitu and Lu Bu.
In the camp of Bingzhou, Lu Bu was drinking alone in the big tent. Today's battle is very unenjoyable, the Xiliang Army is known as the first in the world, and it can't help fighting, which really makes Lu Bu a little disappointed.
"Report! General, there are people outside the camp who claim to be the general's fellow countrymen and ask to meet the general! A guard came into the tent to report.
"Do you know their names?"
"The surname is Li Mingsu!"
"Bring it here!"
Watching the guards leave, Lu Bu's mind immediately recalled Li Su.
"Huh? Didn't he play for Dong Zhuo? Lobbyists? Lu Bu said in his heart.
A moment later, Li Su walked in, and the first thing he said when he entered the tent was: "How can Brother Feng Xian have such hospitality as you?" ”
"Humph! Li Su, I miss you and I are fellow villagers and have just seen each other. Didn't you come here as Dong Zhuo's lobbyist? Lu Bu said with a straight face.
"Since the elder brother guessed it, then the virtuous brother will be gossipy and short!"
In the time that followed, Li Su gushed to Lu Bu to explain how strong Dong Zhuo was and how weak Ding Yuan was, in short, the good aura was given to Dong Zhuo, and the bad aura was all given to Ding Yuan! Lu Bu is completely a puppet, with no force and almost zero resourcefulness.
"When you're done, it's time for you to go! Remembering that we are fellow villagers, this general will not punish you! Drop-off! Lu Bu shouted outside the tent.
"Brother Fengxian, don't worry, the war horse that my brother rode on the battle array today is definitely not a good horse!" This sentence can be regarded as talking about Lu Bu's sore spot.
"My father-in-law has a BMW, named Chitu, which is a bloody BMW in the Western Regions. With the power of a brother, you should ride it! ”
As soon as he heard the word BMW, Lu Bu's eyes lit up, and he immediately changed into a smiling face, and got up to bow to Li Su. BMW is too important for a military general like Lu Bu, with a good BMW, he can play freely on the battle array, Lu Bu has been looking for it for so many years, and he will never see it.
"Brother, please follow me out of the camp, if my brother can tame this horse, my lord will give it to my brother, and there are two carts of gold, silver and jewelry, which are inconvenient to send into the camp."
"This... Hahaha, it's for my brother to snub my virtuous brother! Where is BMW? It's not too late to come back and drink and catch up! ”
As the saying goes, when drowsiness comes, someone hands over a pillow, how can Lu Bu refuse such a good thing. So the two of them left the camp and went to a wooded area outside the camp.
"Boom!" Before entering the forest, a horse roared. Lu Bu suddenly came to his senses, and quickened his pace towards the depths of the woods. The sound of the horse's roar was getting closer and closer, and Lu Bu was also anxious. The sound of this horse is different from ordinary horses, at this moment, Lu Bu has nothing in his heart except the red rabbit, and he didn't even hear Li Su's reminder on the side.
In the distance, I saw a group of tall horses tied to the trees, and the red rabbit was also manic, neighing incessantly. The horse was covered in red coals, without half a stray hair; From head to tail, one zhang long; From hoof to neck, eight feet high; Screaming and roaring, it looks like it has soared into the sea.
Seeing this, where could Lu Bu wait, he rushed forward in three steps and two steps to untie the reins. A man and a horse looked at each other like this, as if the whole time had frozen. Li Su on the side was amazed, the lord's Chitu was notoriously irritable, and only the grooms injured seven or eight, but Chitu saw that Lu Bu was so quiet, I have to say that this is a match made in heaven. When he was young, Lu Bu turned over and got on the horse, and Chitu immediately ran wildly.
"Lu Bu among the people, red rabbit among the horses! A match made in heaven, a match made in heaven! Li Su laughed at the sky.
After about a stick of incense, the red rabbit horse came slowly with Lu Bu. Far away, Lu Bu shouted loudly: "Virtuous brother, virtuous brother, I neglected my brother!" Sluggish! Walk back to the camp to drink and catch up! ”
"Brother, it is rumored that this horse has traveled thousands of miles in a day and eight hundred at night, does my brother like it?" Li Su asked deliberately.
"Brother Xian laughed! How can BMW not love it! Go back to the camp to drink, and don't get drunk tonight! ”