Chapter 63: The Great Falsification of Characters
In the Hutou Mountain cottage, there is a shortage of metal swords, and most people go down the mountain to rob, all with bamboo guns and wooden guns, and Zhang San and others have no weapons. Therefore, early the next morning, Liu Gouwa woke up Zhang San and others in advance, and took a few knives to the back mountain of the cottage to cut bamboo, and cut bamboo for knives for knife practice.www.biquge.info
Because they want to practice knives, Zhang San and others are very motivated, and everyone does it, and it doesn't take much time to make bamboo knives. And according to Liu Gouwa's requirements, in the open space of the cottage, lined up in formation, and waited for Liu Gouwa's review.
Liu Gouwa took a wooden board full of names written with charcoal and went to Zhang San and others to name them. Originally, there was no paper, no pen and ink, which made Liu Gouwa very depressed, and now looking at the names on the board, it made him frown deeply, because Zhang San and other children are all orphans without father and mother, most of them only have surnames, and they use a nickname to represent the name, and even a few don't even have a surname, and their names are nicknames.
Originally, Liu Gouwa got along with them, and always called them nicknames, and did not carefully ask their real names, until now I knew that they had no names, only a nickname.
Liu Gouwa felt very guilty in her heart, although she was in Xiao Song City and Song City, although she gave them living conditions and let them live without worry, she still didn't care enough about them, she had lived together for so long, and she didn't know that they didn't have names.
Now, Liu Gouwa was holding the wooden board in her hand, so she decided to give each of them a decent name, so she stepped forward and read: "Tang Dazui." ”
I saw a half-grown child with a big mouth and thick lips, running to Liu Gouwa, cracking his big mouth and laughing: "Brother Godan, I'm here." ”
"In the future, if you call names, you have to shout, just let me see it, you don't have to run over, you know? Everyone wants to be the same. Liu Gouwa saw that he was named, and Tang ran over with a big mouth, and couldn't help but set some rules for them.
"Got it, Brother Dog." Tang Dazui rubbed his head embarrassedly and replied, and then ran back to the queue after speaking.
"Tang Dazui, is this your name?" Liu Gouwa looked at Tang Dazui, who had just run back to the queue, and asked.
"Here." When Tang Dazui heard Liu Gouwa shouting his name, he immediately stood up and replied, and then saw that everyone was looking at him, and couldn't help but laugh and say, "This is my name, brother, you know." ”
"I mean, is this the name your father gave you?" Liu Gouwa was a little crying and laughing, and added.
"My father and mother died a long time ago, I only know the surname Tang, I don't know the name, others always call me Dazui, that is called Tang Dazui." Tang Dazui replied.
"Your name is not nice and insulting, how about I give you a name that pulls the wind?" Liu Gouwa asked Tang with a smile.
"Brother Dog, what do you mean by pulling the wind?" Tang asked incomprehensibly.
Alas, why did he come out with a term for later generations, Liu Gouwa couldn't help but blame herself, and then explained to Tang Dazui: "Pulling the wind is the meaning of elegance and goodness." ”
"Oh, then I want a name for the wind, brother, you can help me get it."
Although Liu Gouwa wanted to help them and choose a nice and elegant name, his literary level was limited, and it was really not easy to take it, however, he looked at Tang Dazui, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and thought of a very famous name - Tang Seng, Tang Seng in Journey to the West, Wu Chengen should not have made it up yet, it's okay to borrow it in advance now, Liu Gouwa couldn't help but laugh evilly: "How about calling Tang Seng?" ”
"Uh, brother, this name has a monk's name, it seems to be a monk's name." Although Tang Dazui hadn't read much, when he heard the monk's word, he also knew that it was related to the monk, and he couldn't help but say his doubts.
When Liu Gouwa heard this, he thought about it, but with one push ten, he soon thought of a very famous name with the surname Tang - Tang Bohu, Liu Gouwa couldn't help but say this name, and it was immediately adopted by Tang Dazui, he thought that there was a tiger character in the name, which was very majestic.
Unexpectedly, Tang Bohu, a famous painter of the Ming Dynasty, was handsome and chic, graceful, but his name was freshly baked in advance, and it was placed on a person with a big mouth and a little thick lips.
Liu Gouwa found an easy way to choose a name, so she didn't bother to bother herself, and gave them all the names of the later generations, and made a big deal with the characters.
A man named Yang Pheasant, renamed Yang Dingtian, who was written by Mr. Jin Yong and homophonized Yang Dingtian in "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", the little pheasant immediately became a big man who stood up to the sky.
One named Weasel was renamed Huang Yaoshi, one named Zhou Maoyan was renamed Zhou Botong, and one named Ye Changya was renamed Ye Buqun with the homonym Yue Buqun, which was directly taken from the names of the characters in Mr. Jin Yong's novels, I don't know if they will have a little bit of the character skills of these characters when they grow up.
A man named Lu Bald changed his name to Lu Zhishen, but this bald man Lu Zhishen was weak and couldn't hold the convenient shovel in the hands of the prototype character. A nameless and surnameless nickname called Dog Head changed his name to Lin Chong, I don't know if he has a leopard head in the future, the names of these two people were changed from the names of the characters in "Water Margin".
A dysentery surnamed Li changed his name to Li Xunhuan, borrowing the name of the protagonist in Mr. Gu Long's "Amorous Swordsman Ruthless Sword", thinking of the handsome flying knife man with no false hair, he became a dysentery, I don't know if those Gu Long fans will slap the table, Liu Gouwa thought about it, and her heart was secretly happy.
One is also nameless and surnameless, named Mazi changed his name to Li Shizhen, I don't know the patients after the Ming Dynasty, I heard that there is one in history, Li Shizhen whose face is full of pockmarks, will he go to find the "Compendium of Materia Medica" again, cherish it like a treasure.
Compared with the group beating Zhang Sangui, he changed his name to Wu Sangui, and his figure was more than half smaller than Wu Sangui in the same period in history, I don't know if he had the courage of Wu Sangui and erected a banner to rebel.
There is also a person named Sun Mouse renamed Sun Wukong, I didn't expect Sun Wukong to be a mouse, I don't know Wu Chengen of the Ming Dynasty heard that there was a name named Sun Mouse in history who was renamed Sun Wukong, will he make up that Sun Wukong is a monkey, hehe, thinking of this, Liu Gouwa himself felt ridiculous about his thoughts.
Liu Gouwa suggested that this mouse become the Monkey King, and if he encounters some ugly-looking and strange-looking enemies in the future, he will first yell the classic sentence: "Monsters, where to escape!" After speaking, Liu Gouwa laughed out loud.
This Sun Mouse, who had just changed his name to Monkey King, saw Liu Gouwa laughing heartily, a little inexplicable, and couldn't help asking: "Brother Goudan, when you see these people, why do you want to yell first, isn't it better to kill them directly?" ”
"You don't know about it, yell, scare them first, and then you don't have to go through so much effort to kill them, understand?" Liu Gouwa covered her mouth and snickered.
"Oh." Sun Mouse let out an ignorant sigh, still looking at Liu Gouwa, who was stupidly happy, with a puzzled expression.