Chapter 267: Your shameless appearance is a bit like what I was back then
"Li Asan is really insidious and cunning!" Han Ying sighed for the eldest grandson Wuji, and was even more shameless about Li Xiao's behavior, and actually calculated these old cadres.
"I have always had only auxiliary machines to calculate others, but I didn't expect to fall into this gutter and capsize today. The old man only found out today that Li San's ball skills are far higher than ours, but this kid deliberately pretends to beat us a little bit every time, this is fishing with us. Chu Suiliang's fingers trembled, and he pointed at Li Xiao angrily.
Yu Zhining called Li Xiao over with a smile, pointed to his pole that was placed on the ground and asked about the situation.
"If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools. Didn't Chu Gong bring a new corner kick today, I just prepared a few more poles. ”
"How many? How many poles is this? And your long and short rod has its own function at a glance, and it is too unkind to suddenly take it out at this time. ”
"Do you have a little respect for the elderly?"
Several old men accused Li Xiao of not following the rules.
Li Xiao spread his hands innocently, "The rules don't say that there are not many clubs?" ”
"Boy, tell me, what's the use of you getting so many clubs?" Yu Zhining asked.
"I have a set of 12 clubs, there are a few drivers, the longest of which are made of wood, which I use exclusively for the preparation of the tee, and the tee shot is a long wooden club, which is quite important to be able to hit the ball far enough to play a hole with as few strokes as possible. Therefore, the purpose of my wooden club is to gain distance, and in order to increase the clubhead speed when hitting the ball, I should increase the curvature of the swing as much as possible to increase the amount of hitting. ”
For a few old cadres, Li Xiao didn't hide his new club, and introduced it in detail.
Although there are only eighteen holes on the course, the terrain is not flat, and each hole is very far apart. Therefore, the first shot is more important, the first shot is far, then the ball can be closer to the hole, and the short distance behind can be hit more accurately.
Chu Suiliang looked at his polo stick, and couldn't help but curse the little fox again.
I didn't take it out for a long time, but the game was agreed to take it out.
"The rest of the rod, and the iron iron, and the iron-wood rod mixed with iron and wood, and this horseshoe-shaped putt." Li Xiao continued to introduce with a smile.
"Cunning and vicious!"
"Don't take it out early!"
"Let's play you with a polo stick, you kid is embarrassed."
"Stinky and shameless!"
Several old cadres are now unofficial and light anyway, and they are used to staying in the Li family, and there are no taboos when talking to Li Xiao, and they often rely on the old and sell the old.
Li Xiao has long been accustomed to these old men.
Knowing that they had just left the wilderness, they were a little lonely and bored.
I couldn't leave Beijing when I left Beijing, and I couldn't do many serious things, so I just messed around with Li Xiao a lot, just to pass the boring time.
"This set of rods is also newly researched by me, and it took me a lot of effort to develop it for various hitting needs, and it took me a lot of money to find skilled craftsmen to make it. Today is also the first time to take it out and try it out to see the effect. ”
"Don't say anything, give the old man a set first!"
"Chu Gong wants, of course the kid is fine, but you can't let me give it away for nothing, you have to give it the cost. Accept 100 yuan, give you a 98% discount, let's have a 98 percent. ”
Chu Suiliang almost spit out a mouthful of old phlegm on Li Xiao's face.
"Stinky and shameless, the money is gone, right? The old man takes you a few clubs, do you dare to ask the old man for ninety-eight runs? ”
"Hey, Chu Gong, you can't say that, I don't force me to buy and sell, this rod is what I was going to use for myself, and now I see that Chu Gong likes it, so I have to cut my love." Since Chu Gong is too expensive, forget it. ”
Chu Suiliang gritted his teeth.
"Cheaper!"
"It can't be cheaper, and no matter how cheap it is, it is a desecration of this set of clubs made by famous teachers. Does Chu Gong think that this set of such a good rod is not worth it for only ninety-eight runs? ”
"Twelve poles cost sixteen bulls? Too expensive! Chu Suiliang told the truth.
Li Xiao was unhappy, "I heard that two days ago, Duke Chu wrote an epitaph to the father of a lord in Beijing, and received 800 polishing pens?" How many words is that epitaph, not 800 words, right? One word is always money, Chu Gong, your words are really valuable, and writing six words is worth a big cow! ”
Yu Zhining smiled, "Gong Chu doesn't want it, I want it, ninety-eight runs, right, I'll give you one hundred, don't look for it." Yu Zhining took the lead with a smile.
Chu Suiliang was in a hurry, such a good set of rods, it was a matter of how much money there was.
It's hard to buy a thousand dollars, I'm happy.
"One hundred times, I want it, Yu Gong, first come, first served, be kind."
"Isn't Gong Chu too expensive, I think a hundred times is quite appropriate." Yu Zhining continued.
"Yu Gong, don't fall for this little thief, how can we fight among ourselves and make this little thief proud."
Li Xiao was unhappy.
"Chu Gong, don't say it, this set of clubs is 100 times for Yu Gong. As for what you want, you can only buy my spare set for 198 times. ”
"Are you crazy?" Just returned the ninety-eight set, and now he actually wants one hundred and ninety-eight.
"If you don't buy it, forget it, Han Gong, do you want one hundred and ninety-eight?"
Han Ying looked at Chu Suiliang, who was flushed, and then at Yu Zhining, who was smiling, and said quietly, "Isn't it just one hundred and ninety-eight guan, okay, I bought it, and I will send you money when I go back." ”
Chu Suiliang couldn't imagine that the two old brothers would betray him, and his nostrils were so angry that he almost burst into flames.
"Do you want Gong Chu? I still have a spare set of rods, and I'll sell you for two hundred and fifty yuan cheaper. ”
"Boy, don't deceive people too much!" Chu Suiliang shouted.
Li Xiao knew that these people didn't really take it seriously, everyone was familiar with each other, and they really didn't care about the money.
"Do you want two hundred and five, if you don't want me, I'll raise the price?"
"Yes!" Chu Suiliang looked at Yu Zhining, who had already received Li Xiao's open set of clubs in front of him, and began to play with it, humming a word from his nostrils.
"Okay, two hundred and five deals."
The eldest grandson Wuji was about to kick off, when he heard the noise behind him, and the ball couldn't be played.
"Brother Yu, you lend me this new set of clubs." The eldest grandson Wuji said.
"No, how can you lend your beloved things to others. If you want, find Li Asan to buy another set, he must have a spare club. Yu Zhining stroked the club, as if he was caressing a beauty.
The eldest grandson Wuji turned his head to look at Li Xiao, "Give me a set of spare!" ”
"Alas, how did the Taishi know that I just had a spare set?"
"Don't talk nonsense, bring me a set."
"Two hundred and fifty per set, no two prices."
"Two hundred and five is two hundred and five, bring it."
Li Xiao said two hundred and five with a smile in his heart, and then agreed. Who let a few of you be rich and invincible, but you come to me every day to eat and drink, and call me at will, and take back some interest today. Of course, you are so rich, you will not care about such a hundred or ten times.
snapped his fingers, called his caddy, and told him to fetch four more sets of clubs.
Li Xiao played as a craftsman to make clubs, of course, it was impossible to make only one set, in fact, he made the same eighteen sets at a time.
Sold four sets today and made a big profit.
Yu Zhining is one hundred, Han Ying is nineteen-eight, and the eldest grandson Wuji and Chu Suiliang are two two hundred and five, adding up to seven hundred and ninety-eight yuan, which is enough to buy one hundred and thirty-three big ploughing cattle and make money.
However, even if he gets a new club, Changsun Wuji is still not Li Xiao's opponent.
Li Xiao asked the eldest grandson to play first, and then killed the eldest grandson with a winning hole of 18 to 0. Usually Li Xiao gives face to the eldest grandson, and every time he deliberately beats him by one hole or two balls, today he is full of firepower, and the eldest grandson who is completely killed has no complexion.
Eighteen holes are one hundred and eighty holes.
The eldest grandson didn't feel sorry for this penalty, he felt sorry for being played hard by Li Xiao.
"Little thief, ruthless!" The eldest grandson was so angry that he almost wanted to fold the new club, but in the end, he endured it after thinking about it.
"Do you want another master?"
"No, it doesn't feel good today." The eldest grandson Wuji completely admitted it, this little fox is too hateful, he, a former polo master, is not this kid's hammer pill opponent at all.
"The kid has been short of money lately?" Yu Zhining took the club and continued to cling to it.
"It's not a matter of lack of money, and there aren't many places to use it anyway."
"Then what are you doing even cheating a few of our old men out of their money?" Yu Zhining continued to stroke the stick.
Li Xiao said seriously, "How can the money I earn with my ability be called cheating." Besides, I don't plan to spend this money indiscriminately, it's not that I want to build a health bank and build a public toilet in Chang'an, these 978 yuan will be regarded as the start-up capital of our health bank. ”
It turned out that they were waiting for them here, and a few people didn't really want to invest money in this and urine shop, but now it's good, and they can't do it if they don't want to, Li Xiao has already helped them put the money in.
"As the prime minister, you don't plan to owe money and not give it, right?" Li Xiao asked seriously.
Yu Zhining stroked the stick and continued.
"Stinky boy, don't you just want to get that and pee, don't you just want to borrow the name of the old man, okay. The old man is willing to gamble and lose today, isn't it a thousand yuan, I will pay this money alone, and I will pay another thousand yuan, you take the money to Chang'an to build a toilet! "The eldest grandson Wuji put a bag of clubs on his back, and he didn't want to help his entourage.
He shouted as he walked, "Today the old man will go back first, he will not come for the time being in the past few days, the old man will go home and build a hammer ball court, and also build a swimming pool, and wait for a few days for the old man to improve his ball skills, and then come to you to face off, but next time we will compete in the team competition, four people and two balls, and the less pole wins!" ”
"Thank you Taishi for your generosity, did Taishi send the two thousand guan, or did someone send someone to pick it up?" Li Xiao said with a smile in the back.
The eldest grandson Wuji stumbled under his feet and almost fell.
really underestimated the shamelessness of this bastard, but he liked it, this shameless look, a bit of what he looked like when he was young. No, it's better than when he was young, and he already has a bit of the demeanor of Emperor Taizong when he was young.