"What, you actually knocked over her contraceptive soup?" Listening to Zhang You's stammering words, Zhu Yijun really jumped like thunder and jumped off the kang directly.

Zhang You shrunk his neck, and said with a sad face: "Your Majesty is angry, Your Majesty is angry, Weichen knows that it is wrong...... However, her crying appearance was so pitiful that Wei Chen impulsively ......"

"On the impulse? Do you know that because of your impulsiveness, I may be reprimanded by the Queen Mother again? Zhu Yijun was angry and circled in place, and said hatefully: "I see that you are dead and do not change, last time I pretended to pass on the holy oracle, because of the work of healing the queen mother, I spared you, how long has it been, you have relapsed into your old ways, and made your own opinions, do you think that my heart is soft, and I am really reluctant to kill you?" ”

"No, no," Zhang You's head shook like a rattle, but his heart was put down, he understood that if Zhu Yijun really wanted to kill himself, he wouldn't ask like this, it seems that the capital crime is estimated to be gone, it depends on how to punish it, "You are the Holy Monarch of the Empire, Weichen is like an ant in front of you, and a sneeze can up, and I beg Your Majesty to read that Weichen is finally a little smart, spare Weichen this time...... Otherwise, Weichen will go and cut down that Wang Rong to the roots, and it will be a hundred......"

"Fart!" Zhu Yijun glanced at Zhang You fiercely, raised his leg and kicked him on the shoulder, and sat back on the kang, and suddenly sighed: "That's it, that's it, I can't bear to ...... it" Speaking of this, he paused for a moment, and smiled evilly at Zhang You: "It seems that I have to learn from you, so I just took the initiative to admit it to the queen mother, I found out, every time you make a mistake, you take the initiative to admit it, and then I was originally very angry, at most there are five points left, who did you learn from?" That's a good thing! ”

Zhang You opened his mouth wide*, what the hell, this guy is not stupid for a long time.

"Isn't it quite able to speak, why don't you speak?" Zhu Yijun asked happily.

"What else are you talking about? Weichen is so good at housekeeping, and you have seen through it, Your Majesty, the emperor is the emperor, and Weichen has become a monkey, and he can't turn it out of the palm of your hand! ”

At this moment, "Journey to the West" is still called "Journey to the West", and it has not been published as a book, but many stories have been widely circulated among the people.

Zhu Yijun knew the allusion that "Sun Monkey can't escape from the palm of the Buddha", and was very comfortable to be slapped by Zhang You's very obscure sycophant, laughed, and said: "It's good to know, don't treat everyone in the world as fools, there are some things, it's not that I can't see through them, but I'm just too lazy to demolish you." ”

Since the crossing, what kind of difficulties Wulun encountered, Zhang You was able to solve them smoothly, especially the last time he falsely transmitted the holy oracle, not only was he not punished, but he also unexpectedly gained many benefits, all of which made him slowly swell up a little. Not long ago, he temporarily changed his mind and splashed Wang Rong's contraceptive soup out of this mentality, because although he was worried about the consequences of this move, in fact, deep down in his heart, he was actually very confident, thinking that Zhu Yijun could not be angry with him because of this matter.

This is indeed the case.

However, Zhu Yijun's words shocked him, and he suddenly recognized the reality: no matter how much you are **favored**, you are just a courtier, and people can give you everything and destroy everything for you. Therefore, Wang Rong's kind of thing, only this once, and before you have mastered the power that is enough to make the other party jealous, you will never be allowed to appear next time!

Thinking of this, he said honestly: "Your Majesty, Weichen will never dare to be clever anymore." ”

His performance made Zhu Yijun feel very happy to suddenly subdue the fierce horse, and nodded with satisfaction: "That's right, get up, don't talk about this, let's talk about the method of controlling public opinion that you mentioned to me when you were in Linxi Pavilion, the queen mother is in a hurry, and there are some places that I haven't understood yet." ”

When Zhang You returned to the Li Mansion, he found that Zhang Rang was actually there, and he couldn't help but feel a little strange, it was dark, why did his old man come?

"Zicheng, you came back just in time, what about Gonggong Li? He asked Liu Shun to call me, I've been waiting for almost an hour, why haven't I come back yet? "Anyway, it's where Zhang You lives, and there are no outsiders, so Zhang Rang doesn't have any worries about speaking.

"It turns out that my father-in-law called you, and I'm still wondering about it...... Hasn't my stepfather come back yet? I've been coming to the Qianqing Palace in the afternoon, and I haven't seen him, so maybe something is delaying. What about Aunt and Jia Lin, why didn't you bring them over? ”

Zhang Rang smiled and pouted outside: "Who said I didn't come, in your mother's house." Saying that, he looked embarrassed, rubbed his hands, and said: "That, I didn't let Jia Lin come, the girl's family, she shows up all day long, what kind of body is it?" can't stand her soft grinding and hard bubbles...... Zicheng, I've wronged you, this girl has made me and your aunt spoiled......"

Where is this?

Zhang You was a little speechless and said with a smile: "What did Uncle Shi say?" What's wrong with girls showing up? Isn't your aunt's business all taken care of by your aunt, let me say, you are still too strict with Jia Lin, it is the age of playfulness, you should let her come out more, stay at home all day long, and good people have to hold back their illness. ”

"This ...... You're not going to pick up what I like to hear, are you? ”

Footsteps suddenly came from the door, and the two looked out at the same time, it turned out to be Li Wenjin who was carrying a lantern, and before he entered the door, the voice had already come in: "Junshi, you are wrong, this kid is different from normal people, and he has told our family more than once that you are too strict with Jia Lin, so our family can assure you that what he said just now is definitely what he said in his heart." ”

"I've seen Yin Gong in my humble position," Zhang Rang knelt down to salute, and his mouth kept talking: "It's not that I don't believe it, and I always tell my humble position that Zicheng is not disgusted with girls showing up, and I just think it's incredible!" ”

"What's incredible? Slowly, you will find out that you, the son-in-law, can't handle it with common sense at all. As he spoke, Li Wenjin had already sat on the Taishi chair in the middle of the living room, his face was pale, and he looked at Zhang You: "Let's talk about it, did you do anything out of the ordinary today?" ”

Zhang You didn't expect Li Wenjin to change his face when he said it, he was stunned for a moment, and soon thought of Wang Rong, and was suddenly surprised: "That, father-in-law, could it be Wang Rong'......?" Could it be that the Queen Mother also knew? ”

Zhang Rang's ears pricked up, and he secretly guessed, this kid won't poke any basket again, right? In the future, Jia Lin really followed him, maybe it will be a blessing or a curse!