Chapter Thirty-Nine: Three-Foot Qingfeng, Husband Song
If you want to say that Chen Da Shaohui's songs, there are not many of them, there is no doubt that there are absolutely many, from his idol Causeway Bay to carry the military songs that he learned in the army, not to mention that he loves to sit on the TV and watch TV since he was a child, then in his heart is Uncle Han ordering soldiers, the more the merrier, if it weren't for his cousin's inauthentic thing today, Chen Dashao, who loves and hates clearly, will not be so presumptuous. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Accompanied by this proud and ambitious singing voice of a man, the blood in the body was speeding up under the influence of alcohol, which instantly made Chen Dashao's face flush all over the sky, of course, this feeling of dizziness and lightness also went straight to the brain, which made Chen Dashao never think of it, after all, in his previous life, whether it was in Rongcheng as the leading brother, or at the celebration banquet of the army, Chen Dashao was also a proletarian revolutionary fighter who had been tested by countless wines, After that, you can still hang shoulders with others for a walk, go to blow the wind, and blind BB together.
But right now, Chen Dashao really didn't expect that the amount of alcohol in his body would be so bad, in his opinion, a bottle of rum was like the second pot head of Niulanshan in his previous life, little KS,
Besides, the bottle that the Kvas brothers threw to him was estimated to be less than half a catty, and he could make himself do nothing, but he really didn't expect this mess to drink this wine, and the strength of this ** hair is still so strong. actually let himself go up, it's too *** nonsense, but Chen Dashao didn't know that he had just been able to kill a bottle of rum in one go, which was quite bullish in the hearts of the crowd.
That's right, the people of St. Teresa love to drink rum, and who doesn't take a few sips on the table during the New Year's holidays, especially in winter, not to mention anything else, the streets and alleys of Stia can at least pull several carts of empty bottles of rum,
But there is one thing that Chen Dashao doesn't know, this rum is a strong wine, no matter how fierce the St. Teresan is, this wine is also drunk in a cup, even if the mercenaries who add blood to the knife, the guards have never seen anyone who can dry a bottle in one go, but the nephew of the bishop in front of him can do a bottle, what does this mean, don't think about it,
Niu B, macho man, these words are coming out of everyone's hearts.
And the Kvas brothers, who have long been familiar with their own uncle, not to mention, the evaluation of this uncle in their own family is just three words, really TMD hanging.
Although it is a sight to be able to dry a bottle of rum in one go, this wine is very strong.
made Chen Dashao's heart, which was originally just venting his anger at being a grandson for others, begin to be wild. In addition, his singing also made him very energetic, not only expressed his heart to his daughter-in-law, but also scolded his father-in-law, this feeling of refreshment and crookedness in his heart with the strength of the wine made him even more out of control,
With the strength of the wine, Chen Dashao jumped out of the carriage with a bang, which startled the surrounding crowd, especially the two Kvass brothers ran forward quickly, and hurriedly used their hands to support Chen Dashao, who was a little staggering, and spit out the concerned tone in his mouth like a machine gun:
"Uncle, uncle, are you okay?"
"Uncle, have you fallen, uncle, don't scare us?"
Concerned about the two Kvas brothers, Chen Dashao, who was squinting, pushed his hand like this, and said:
"**Mao, Lao Tzu is fine, Lao Tzu has to come and make another song, you two will go aside." As soon as he finished speaking, without waiting for the Kvash brothers to react, with a whoosh, he drew the long sword at his waist, pointed it to the sky, and then put his left hand behind his waist, shook his head, and shouted drunkenly:
"Brother I'm happy today, I'll give you another song, husband song
After speaking, with the steps of the old Three Kingdoms Zhou Governor in the TV in his previous life, he sang and danced:
The husband has made meritorious contributions in the world
Meritorious service and fame are comforting life
I will be drunk
I'm going to be drunk and moaning
The husband has made meritorious contributions in the world
Meritorious service and fame are comforting life
I will be drunk
I will be drunk and moaning wildly (the song is from the old version of the Three Kingdoms Zhou Yu drama Jiang Gan episode)
To say that Chen Dashao is now dancing with a sword and singing again, what is the feeling to everyone present
Even the soldiers of the Holy Lord's Light who were sticking to their posts on the side were like the crowd around them, and their hearts were absolutely shocked.
Not to mention that this song can make the old and young masters present sigh with pride like the previous lover and the Jedi blue wolf, and can make the females present have thousands of tender thoughts in their hearts.
The old and young masters and sisters-in-law of St. Teresa, who has ever seen a man singing and dancing like this, who is not TMD B holding a wine bottle on the wine table, patting his chest on the table and shouting and singing, if you want to say that this singing is more elegant, it can only be regarded as those troubadours who go around.
But look at the people, when it is the posture of Chen Dashao's sword dance, who has seen TMD, handsome, many of the gentlemen present even felt that they used to get together together and sing loudly, and they were really TMD scum and stupid, all TMD lived to donkey B, look at this song, this style.
A handsome young man, dancing with a sword, and the easy and agile dance steps that have never been seen before, with the man's proud singing, made the hearts of many old and young masters at the scene quite jealous, wishing that the young man dancing the sword in the field was himself, and the young ladies were weeping in their hearts, bullying Ai Ai, as if a heart was hung up,
But Chen Dashao, who was there to entertain himself, didn't know that his image of dancing swords and singing with the strength of wine could bring such a big psychological alluvial to the people at the scene.
And with his singing, in the originally calm crowd, there were already people drinking his singing, singing together, and even a few eager gentlemen at the scene quickly ran outside the venue, learning his dance steps, singing and dancing, even if he didn't have a sword in his hand, there was a decent gesture, after all, the bishop standing in the carriage did not make a sound, which in everyone's hearts thought that it was the acquiescence of the bishop, and everyone even thought that this was the program of the farewell and welcome ceremony specially arranged by the churchAfter all, this master who sang and danced in the audience was the nephew of this bishop.
The emotions of the intersection in the crowd are like rain, gathering rapidly, and the sound is like a female **, which begins to grow from small to big, and it is getting more and more intense.
"Your Excellency, what shall we do now?" Atlanti, who was Bishop Grande's personal guard and the leader of the small army of the Holy Light's Legion that accompanied the Bishop to the north, questioned the bishop standing in the carriage.
"What else should we do, Atlante, should we kill him in front of everyone now, or pierce his PI eye as he scolded his father-in-law, all right, pray to the Holy Lord, pray that this madman will go to Yara." The Bishop, whose face was like death, lowered his hands and replied slowly in a low voice.
"But, my lord," said the Guardman, before he could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by Bishop Grande.
"No, Atlanti, let's do it, let the soldiers gather around this good order."
"Alright then, Lord Bishop." A military salute was given to the bishop in the carriage, and the faithful captain of the guard immediately began to convey the bishop's orders to the soldiers around him.
Looking at the departure of the guard, Bishop Grande, who had been thinking about the aftermath for a long time, showed a wry smile on his face, obviously, standing high and looking far away, he saw his teacher, the carriage under the crown of Pope Rasr had slowly driven towards this side, and such a big movement on his side had also alarmed his teacher, and the bishop now even remembered a famous sentence of his eldest nephew in his heart:
"Let's wait together to PI's eyes with cucumbers."