Just as the demon smacked her lips and said energetically, the moon slave came over, "You'er, are you talking bad about me behind my back?" ”

"Hehe, Sister Yuenu, you're here!" The demon said happily, "I want to ......"

"Concentrate on class!" Xue Shao interrupted her with a low snort, straightened up and said, "Do you understand what volume is?" ”

"I see!" The demon smiled innocently, nodded again and again, "Can Brother Immortal teach me how to calculate the volume?" ”

"Of course you can, but not now. You can't learn too much at once, you have to practice and consolidate it slowly, step by step. Xue Shao nodded and smiled.

"Okay, when I learn the formula, I'll calculate the volume of Sister Yuenu's breasts!" The demon said with a grin.

"What?" The moon slave was stunned for a moment, and then her face turned red, "You stinky girl, what nonsense!" ”

Xue Shaoha smiled and said curiously: "Demon, how are you going to measure and then calculate?" ”

"Ugh! …… That's right, you can't cut off Sister Yuenu's breasts! ”

The moon slave was suddenly ashamed and annoyed, crying and laughing.

The demon was stunned, biting the index finger of his left hand and blinking his eyes quickly, constantly sweeping around the moon slave. As soon as she thought about it, it was such a habitual action, Xue Shao had tried to correct it, but she couldn't help it after repeated failures.

"Don't look at me like that!" The moon slave is really angry and funny.

"I remember." You'er suddenly clapped her little hands and said happily, "My grandfather once told me the story of Cao Chong's elephant!" I can use the same method to calculate the volume of Sister Yuenu's breasts! ”

"Huh?" Xue Shao was stunned, "Cao Chong called the elephant? ”

The moon slave was furious, "Am I as obsessed with being as fat as an elephant?" ”

"Ha Lu Ha! Don't be noisy, listen to her! Xue Shao smiled, "You'er, what are you going to do?" ”

You'er smiled and said, "Brother Fairy, I can fill two large bowls with water, and then ask Sister Yuenu to bend down and bury her breasts completely." The overflowing water is stuffed. If you can calculate the volume of the overflowing water, it is almost the volume of Sister Yuenu's breasts! Maybe you won't be able to do the math too accurately once, but you can try a few more times and divide to calculate the average! In the past, when my grandfather taught those craftsmen to make bucket lifting equipment, they used the method of average division! ”

"......" Xue Shao shook his head again and again, this is definitely a demon-level genius!

"Brother Fairy, is my method feasible?" The demon said very seriously.

Xue Shaozhi scratched his head, "Then I have to ask you if Sister Yuenu agrees." ”

"Sister Yuenu?"

The moon slave was ashamed and annoyed, it was really a little itchy, and he wanted to come up a few times on the demon's ass, "I'm not so stupid, I'm at your mercy!" ”

"Oh, then I'll find something else to calculate the volume......" You'er was a little disappointed, blinked her eyes and looked overhead, and suddenly pointed to the sparrow on the branch, "Brother Fairy, what kind of bird can fly, but people can't?" ”

Xue Shao smiled: "At this time, there are many complex physical principles. When you're done learning math, I'll teach you slowly. ”

You'er continued to blink, "Brother Fairy, what kind of woman can have a child, but a man can't?" ”

“…… This has to be taught later! Xue Shao coughed dryly, in fact, about reproduction, I will only practice and don't understand too many theories!

"Brother Fairy, why is it hot in the spring and hot in the summer, the leaves fall in the autumn and the winter is cold?"

"......" Xue Shao was speechless.

The moon slave shook his head, the son is so pitiful!

"Brother Fairy, why does the sun rise in the east, the stars only appear at night, and the rain will fall from the sky? Why is it that the rice is cooked as soon as it is cooked, and it can be eaten when it is cooked, and it will not starve to death if it is eaten? For what kind of stone can't be boiled and can't be eaten? What eggs hatch chicks and peaches grow on trees? What ...... for?"

"You'er, let's discuss these issues one by one in the future. Now I'm getting a bit of a headache, so let's learn this today! ”

At this moment, Xue Shao admired the people who were engaged in the teaching profession a little. How strong must you be so that you won't be defeated and killed by many curious students like You'er?

Just as he was about to pack his things and prepare to go home, a servant in the house came to find Xue Shao and said that Yu Hongye had come to visit and asked to see him.

Xue Shao thought for a while, yes, she should come. I should go see Princess Taiping tomorrow too.

When I got home, I had just finished working and was preparing dinner. These workers can't advocate "not eating until noon" like the scholars, otherwise they will starve to become grandchildren. Li Xianyuan was accompanying Yu Hongye around to observe the "great achievements" of the divine stick, and propagating his set of fallacies about feng shui and earthly qi.

Xue Shao said maliciously to Li Xianyuan, who had ill intentions when he saw a beautiful woman, you demon way, sooner or later you will be set on fire and burned to death!

"Sister Momiji, you're here! I miss you so much! When the demon saw Yu Hongye, she was very affectionate and threw herself into her arms. At the beginning, it was Yu Hongye who presided over the funeral of the demon mother's mother and made a lot of efforts. came and went, and the relationship between the two became very close.

"I miss you too, you're there!" Yu Hongye liked this well-behaved and smart girl very much, and gave her a new jacket, "I made it myself, you can wear it and try it, do you like it?" ”

"I love the new clothes!" The demon put on her new clothes and jumped for joy.

Yu Hongye was also very happy, and said to Xue Shao: "The demon has never been in your house, and he has become cheerful and lively day by day. ”

Of course, it's the result of my repeated hypnotherapy! Xue Shao smiled and said, "Did you bring everything with you?" ”

"I brought it, and I asked my son to take a look."

"There are many people, come to my study!"

Xue Shao touched his chin as he walked, I am really not too professional in clothing design, I can see what effect I can see just by holding it in my hand, if there is a model trying it on, it is estimated that it will be about the same. After all, I've only seen and touched a bra before, and I've never done it, let alone worn it myself!

Yu Hongye carried a bag into Xue Shao's study, and when he opened it, there were seven or eight bras of all kinds. Although it is still a little different from the bras worn by modern women, I have to praise Yu Hongye for being really ingenious. She used as much cloth material as possible, and cleverly wrapped cooked cowhide with cloth cover to replace rubber and rubber bands, and the small iron ring of the cup could not be in place for a while, so she used the tough bamboo after baking and processing to temporarily replace, and the pure natural cotton lining used in the cup cover to achieve the effect of folding. Silk, cotton and ramie, these all-natural fabrics, are not necessarily less breathable, thermal insulation and sweat-absorbing than some current chemical materials.

What is commendable is that she used the wrapping and surface of the most famous Jiangnan specialties of Datang, the high-grade silk "Silk Silk" and "Eight Silks", and added exquisite hand-embroidery, which looks really a bit of high-end lace.

I have to admit that these bras are not only full of practical elements of modern technology, but also do not lose the classical taste of the Tang Dynasty style, and they are really a combination of ancient and modern!

"Good!" Xue Shao couldn't help but praise, "I just don't know what the effect of the upper body of the Dao is?" ”

"This ......" Yu Hongye blushed with shame, "Why don't you just ask the girl of the moon slave to try it on and show it to the childe?" ”

In Yu Hongye's view, the moon slave is Xue Shao's personal maid and "Tongfang Yahuan", and they should be quite "intimate" with each other, without any barriers.

Xue Shao couldn't help laughing, "What do you think of such a cup, Yue Nu...... Will she be able to wear it? I have to promise that I can satisfy Princess Taiping, and I don't find someone with a similar figure to her to try it on, how can I not see the effect of the upper body? ”

"What then?" Yu Hongye's face turned red, and his eyes flickered to dodge.

Xue Shao blinked, "What do you say?" "Isn't it just to be a lingerie model, what's the big deal! The open-chested clothes worn by women in Datang may not be much more "conservative" than bras.

Yu Hongye subconsciously hugged his hands to his chest, "Xue Gongzi, this, isn't this okay?" ”

Xue Shao was serious, his expression was as serious as he was, and he said seriously with an academic demeanor: "Miss Yu, we are just for business, don't think too much." If you dare to be the first, you don't dare to wear it yourself, and if you don't experience the pros and cons of bras, how can you convince others to wear them? Besides, I'm just just witnessing and verifying the practical effect of the bra, and I will never have anything else in mind. If you feel embarrassed, how about I call the moon slave to give me a big fight? ”

Yu Hongye swallowed a mouthful of saliva to cheer himself up, but still shook his head, "It's not good." If the moon slave girl is here, I will be even more embarrassed! ”

"Then I'll call You'er, she's young and doesn't understand these men and women." Xue Shao smiled bitterly, "What do you think?" ”

Yu Hongye was flustered for a while, but some very strange thoughts rose in his mind: What kind of woman has Lantian Gongzi never seen, my businesswoman is nothing in his eyes, why should I be hypocritical? I was touched by him that day, so what does it matter if I look at it again? Besides, if it's not stripped naked, nothing else will happen......

"That'...... All right! With a lot of messy thoughts, Yu Hongye finally mustered up the courage and finally decided to dedicate himself to the "cause".

That's right, love to fight to win!

Xue Shao laughed secretly, called the demon and asked her to accompany Yu Hongye inside, and walked out of the study by himself and stood outside the door waiting.

After a while, I heard the demon laughing inside: "Sister Momiji, your chest is so round, after a while, I have learned a new formula, I want to calculate your volume!" ”

"Huh? What the? Yu Hongye's voice revealed infinite confusion, obviously confused.

Xue Shao's cheeks twitched a few times...... It's bad, the whims and lactophobia of the demon have flare up again!.

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