Seeing that the seller was still serious, Zhuangzi snickered in his heart.

"You're playing dead, aren't you? I'll let you pretend! You pretend to be quite similar, this kung fu of pretending to be dead is not bad! ”

Zhuangzi wanted to take this opportunity to make a joke with the black-clothed senior brother, and he could tease the seller.

Seeing that Zhuangzi and the two gray-clothed protectors both said that the black-clothed senior brother was dead, and he confirmed that he was dead, he was naturally convinced.

Although the two gray-clothed mages suspected that the black-clothed senior brother could not die so easily, if he was so careless, as a mage-protector, he would die many times. But? They don't know why. On the surface, the person is indeed dead.

carried the black-clothed brother to the hall and prepared to put it on the bed, but there were two beggar and beggar half-brothers lying on the bed, and there was no place for him. The two gray-clad mages were ready to put him on the ground and figure out what to do. To restrain the dead, you have to find a wooden board to put on the ground, right? Isn't it?

"Get to my bed!" Seeing this, the seller said.

"Also? Still? Still going to bed? "Zhuangzi is so annoyed in his heart! Selling children really takes this seriously. Ok, good, good! Just fulfill all your wishes.

The two gray-clothed mages carried the black-clothed brother to the seller's room, and put them on the bed without taking off the dirty clothes on his body.

"It's the middle of the night, and we can only wait until tomorrow to collect the corpse?" Zhuangzi said anxiously on the side: "Selling children is crying and making a fuss, how good would it be if this matter got out?" This, this, this? My brother in black, he! He! He's different from the others, isn't he? If someone asks him about his identity, this? This? That's a big problem! ”

"Brother Zhuang!" When Mai'er heard this, he was anxious and cried: "Can people still not cry when they die?" Woooooo ”

"You don't know? He? Who is he? Zhuangzi said mysteriously.

"Who?" Seller asked.

"He is a fugitive that Song Guo wants to capture!"

"Fugitives?" Sold a big surprise. Then! Whispering and crying, he said, "Where is he a fugitive?" He's my brother! He's my brother too! Woooooo My brother in black! Woooooo He's so good to me! Just like my dad treats me! Woooooo I've always treated him as my father! Woowoo woo ......"

Seeing that Mai'er was crying as if it were true, the two gray-clothed protectors were very moved when they saw it.

The beggars and beggars in the hall were also so noisy that they couldn't rest. The beggar is sincerely kind, and he is very anxious. But he's also half-dead, and he can't help sell it?

"Sell my sister! Sell your sister! The beggar whispered in the hall.

When he heard the begging cry, he didn't bother to pay attention to him. She is still very prejudiced against the beggar half, and if she wasn't lucky, she would have died under the fist of the beggar half. But she didn't know that the beggar had completely changed, treating her as a sister and a benefactor, and swore to repay her.

"Don't you cry? I've heard, like? As long as there is still heat on the body, the person can still be rescued in an emergency. Sell your sister! Sell your sister! ”

Although the martial arts of the beggar half is not very high, he is also a knowledgeable person, he has heard that as long as people do not die, as long as there is still heat in the body, they can be saved.

When Mai'er heard this, he quickly reached out and touched the body of the senior brother in black. At this touch, she stopped crying, and said to Zhuangzi: "Brother Zhuang! He's not dead yet! He still has heat on him, and he can be revived. ”

"How to save it? I don't know? Zhuangzi said sloppily.

"What about you? Do you know if there's a way? Can you revive him? Selling was so anxious that he asked the two gray-clothed protectors again.

The two gray-clothed protectors looked at each other and shook their heads, both indicating that they didn't know.

"Brother Zhuang! You've got a way! Brother Zhuang! Do you want to think about it? Brother Zhuang! The seller wrapped himself around Zhuangzi again, hugged Zhuangzi's arm, and begged.

"Let me think!" Zhuangzi said, took off his shoes, made way to the bed, and sat up cross-legged.

"Brother Zhuang! What are you doing? You? Selling asked puzzled.

"What can I do? I can only think about it if I calm down? ”

Seeing that Brother Zhuang was serious, Mai'er didn't say anything more, and looked at her Brother Zhuang with a pair of anxious eyes.

Zhuangzi entered the state of inward vision, and in the inward world, he really saw the senior brother in black with a proud face, looking at the seller and laughing, and watching everyone laugh.

Nima Di! Sure enough, it's pretending to be dead!

"Smack!"

Zhuangzi took advantage of the fact that the black-clothed senior brother was not paying attention, and slapped him over.

"Ouch!" The black-clothed senior brother touched his face and screamed in pain.

"You? I knew you weren't dead! You're playing dead! You? Zhuangzi scolded.

But! To Zhuangzi's surprise, the black-clothed senior brother didn't feel it, as if he didn't know about his existence.

Why? Didn't he feel pain when he slapped him just now? How? He can't see me?

Hit again!

"Smack!"

Zhuangzi slapped him again.

"Ouch!" The black-clothed senior brother screamed in pain again.

Nima Di! It's a dog! In broad daylight, I was slapped in the face by a ghost.

The black-clothed senior brother restrained his smug look on the spot and became inexplicable.

Only then did Zhuangzi realize that in his inner world, he could not communicate with the black-clothed senior brother. He didn't know what was going on, but! He was sure that the senior brother in black was really not dead.

Good! Since you're not dead! Then I'll force you back to life.

"There it is! Pregnant! Zhuangzi withdrew from the inner world and said to Mai'er and the others: "For this situation, pour him a basin of urine, and it will be fine immediately!" ”

"Pee?"

"Can urine save him?"

The two gray-clad mages asked incredulously.

She couldn't believe it, but she had to believe it.

"Quick! Find a basin, and we'll all pee for him to drink! Zhuangzi urged.

Nima Di! You play dead! You're going to sell your son and call you daddy! I'll make you drink pee!

How did the seller know that Zhuangzi was making the bad, so he really went to the kitchen to find a basin to catch urine. This home, she is too familiar with. He didn't bring an oil lamp, so he found a basin accurately. He put it on the ground and said, "What are you guys?" Hurry up! I'll feed him! ”

"Hmm!" Zhuangzi agreed, got off the bed, waved his hand at the seller, and motioned for the seller to go out. Mai'er knew what Brother Zhuang meant, and she didn't need Brother Zhuang to say, she walked out of the room.

"Wow!" Zhuangzi said, ripped open his pants, and urinated into the basin. After urinating, two more gray-clothed mages were shook. Under the persecution of Zhuangzi, the two gray-clothed protectors had no choice but to puff up.

After three bubbles of urine, the whole room will become smelly.

"Hmmm! All right! You can feed him pee! ”

Zhuangzi opened the door of the room and beckoned.

Mai'er rushed into the room impatiently, and was about to pick up the urinal, thinking about what method to use, and feed it to the black-clothed senior brother to drink.

Bashful! Shameful! The whole room smells like this, is this human urine?

Then! The one lying on the bed sat up alone.

"I don't want to drink pee! I'm not dead yet! ”

"Boom!"

The urinal, which she had just picked up, fell to the ground again. The urine in the basin spilled, and a strong smell dissipated again.

"Zhuangzi! You're too bad, aren't you? You make me drink pee? The black-clothed senior brother said as if he was cheating on a corpse.

"You? You? You're not dead? The seller didn't think about it for a while, but he was pleasantly surprised.

"Where is he dead? He's playing dead! Funny for you! Zhuangzi said with a smile.

"You? You? You're all bad silver! Bad Silver! Woooooo ”

Although he was tricked, he was very angry. But when he saw that the senior brother in black was really not dead, he was still very happy in his heart.