010 [Confusing the Army's Heart]

The landlord Shan Chengfu was so frightened by the big-headed soldiers that he asked his wife and son to hide under the bed with his daughter-in-law and grandson, and came to the courtyard trembling and said, "Military ...... Master Jun, what do you have to do? ”

The staff asked, "Where is Jin Yong?" ”

"Jin Yong? Who is Jin Yong? Shan Chengfu didn't know Zhou Hexuan's pen name, he held two pieces of ocean in his hand and quietly stuffed it, and said with a shy smile, "Master Jun, you are in the wrong place, I don't have the surname Jin here." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

When the staff saw that it was only two yuan, they immediately said angrily: "You and I are called Hanako!" ”

Seven or eight big-headed soldiers raised their guns at the same time, and there was a sound of pulling the bolt of the gun, aiming at Shan Chengfu's head.

Shan Chengfu was so frightened that he knelt on the ground, and said with trembling teeth: "The military master spares his life, the military master spares his life!" ”

"Babble!"

The door of the east wing suddenly opened, and Zhou Hexuan stepped out, saying expressionlessly: "I'm Jin Yong." ”

The staff immediately waved his hand and said, "Take it away!" ”

The big-headed soldiers left the landlord alone and surrounded Zhou Hexuan in the past. Two of them held Zhou Hexuan's arms on the left and right, and dragged them out without saying anything.

Zhou Hexuan was not calm at once, and hurriedly shouted: "Hey, you guys should make it clear!" I didn't break the law. ”

"No more nonsense!" The staff turned around and left, and by the way, they put the two oceans given by the landlord in their pockets.

Zhou Hexuan is also a dog, and he has 10,000 sentences in his heart that he wants to blurt out. He thought that after crossing over, he had not offended any forces, so why did someone suddenly come to arrest him?

This dog x the way of the world!

The courtyard finally quieted down, Shan Chengfu stood up with weak legs, ran back to the main house with rolling and crawling, and said to his wife and daughter-in-law under the bed: "Come out, it's okay." ”

"Why did the soldier take Mr. Zhou away?" The wife asked curiously.

Shan Chengfu said: "He may be the Red Party, I heard that Zhang Dashuai has been arresting the Red Party everywhere in Beiping recently, and it seems that Tianjin has also started." ”

The wife said regretfully: "Mr. Zhou is very good, why can't he think about it, he has to be a red party." ”

"If I had known this was the case, I shouldn't have rented a house for him in the first place." Shan Chengfu regretted that he was afraid of getting angry and affecting the whole family.

……

Military trucks sped down the streets, and passers-by in front avoided them from a distance, as if the car was carrying a plague virus.

Zhou Hexuan stood in the car body, surrounded by big-headed soldiers. As for the staff, he was sitting in the passenger cab at the moment, holding a big Tianjin bun and gobbling it up - this master hadn't eaten lunch yet, and he was hungry enough.

Zhou Hexuan took out dozens of oceans, and the white silver made the eyes of the big-headed soldiers shine.

In order to save his life, Zhou Hexuan didn't feel sorry for the money anymore, and gave away all the silver dollars, and said almost as follows: "Everyone, what did I do?" ”

Money can make ghosts grind, and those Qiu Ba got silver, and their impression of Zhou Hexuan was extremely good. One of them smiled and said, "Sir, don't worry, we're just taking you to see the handsome." ”

"Chu Dashuai?" Zhou Hexuan asked.

"Well," the man explained, "the marshal likes to read your novels, so let's ask you to come over." ”

Your sister, please!

Is there such an invitation?

Zhou Hexuan couldn't cry or laugh, felt three points absurd and seven points angry, and couldn't help but shout in his heart: Chu Yupu, I x your uncle!

Since there is no worry about his life, Zhou Hexuan finally calmed down. He has traveled around the world for five years, and has been to many dangerous places, and once he was even taken hostage by a South American gang, and he can still withstand a little storm.

Because of the silver dollar to open the way, Zhou Hexuan quickly talked and laughed with the big head soldiers: "Speaking of this England, it is not a monolith, and the Scots and Irish in China often revolt. The Scots are the most interesting, men like to wear skirts, or the kind of skirts that are red and purple. Put on small leather shoes and stockings, that guy, just look at the lower half of the body and think it's a woman! ”

"Hahahaha!" The hiccups laughed.

One of them answered: "Then what Scottish men, aren't they all rabbits?" ”

"No, English gentlemen like to engage in men," Zhou Hexuan threw out a fierce material, "Welsh people still like to engage in ewes!" ”

"Can ewes?" Qiu Bamen were dumbfounded.

Zhou Hexuan squeezed his eyebrows and said: "There is an idiom in China called sheep intestine path, which must still have a history. ”

The Qiu Ba were stunned for half a minute before they reacted, and then laughed lewdly one by one.

Maybe they were moving too much, and the staff in the passenger cab scolded: "Shut up for me!" ”

Qiu Ba was immediately silenced, and one of them muttered rather dissatisfiedly: "What's the spirit, a poor teacher, mixed master is not a dog." ”

Seeing that he seemed to be the leader, Zhou Hexuan asked in a low voice, "What do you call the military master?" ”

The soldier handed Zhou Hexuan a cigarette and lit it himself: "My name is Zhang Wukui, we are all the guards of the handsome, and we are fellow villagers with the handsome." As he spoke, he pointed to the front and said disdainfully, "That master is not from Wenshang, because he writes well, and he looks like a dog all day long, holding chicken feathers as arrows, and calling our brothers to and fro." ”

Another Qiu Ba also said angrily: "If it weren't for the handsome man to protect him, that grandson would have been dragged by us to feed the dogs." ”

"You military masters are really tigers, and in the future, Chu Dashuai will become the emperor of the world, and you are all majestic guards with swords in front of the emperor." Zhou Hexuan clenched his fists and complimented, but his heart was full of contempt, this group of big-headed soldiers was really easy to fool.

Qiu Ba was overjoyed to hear this, and asked, "Sir, how many officials are the guards with swords in front of the emperor?" ”

Zhou Hexuan said: "The lowest is also the sixth grade, and the county lord of the Qing Dynasty is only seven." ”

"Wow! It's bigger than the county lord's officials. Qiu Ba said excitedly.

"What's more," Zhou Hexuan said with added fuel and vinegar, "The commander of the guards is a genuine product, do you know Li Hongzhang, Zhang Zhidong, and Zeng Guofan?" ”

Zhang Wukui nodded again and again: "They are all feudal officials of the Qing Dynasty." ”

Zhou Hexuan said: "They are all genuine products. One day, Chu Dashuai became the emperor, and the eldest brother of Wukui became the commander of the guards, so he would be on the same level as Li Hongzhang. ”

"It turns out that the emperor's guards are so majestic!" The hiccups exclaimed.

Zhang Wukui said bitterly: "The marshal shouldn't give Beiping to Zhang Zuolin, how good it is for him to be the emperor himself!" ”

"Confuse the hearts of the army!"

The staff in the passenger cab vaguely heard a few words and shouted: "If you dare to chew your mouth again, see if I don't shoot you!" ”

Without Zhou Hexuan's squeak, Zhang Wukui scolded back: "Shen Laosan, close your beak to me, believe it or not, Lao Tzu shot you!" ”

"Rest your anger, all the lords are angry. They are all their own people, and they have something to say. Zhou Hexuan immediately acted as a good person to persuade again.

Zhang Wukui said: "They are all scholars, you see that Mr. Zhou knows a lot about things, Shen Laosan, you are far behind." ”

The staff stopped talking with a dark face, and Xiucai met the soldiers, and he couldn't explain it clearly. Although he is the master in Chu Yupu's tent, he is at most a gangster, and he is also a foreigner, so he has no reason to be killed by this gang of big-headed soldiers.

"It's the place." The military truck stopped at the entrance of the small western-style building.