Chapter 008: Zhang Fei, who has no heart and lungs

Lu Peng and Liu Guanzhang have their own thoughts, and each exhibition can unfold their words, of course, Guan Zhang is just an audience, Liu Lu is a pig's foot, and a wine banquet will be eaten until the sky is dark.

The banquet was withdrawn, and everyone was still centered on Zhang Fei, the host, for the time being, and continued to talk about what had just been interrupted, but this topic had changed, mainly to the battle formation.

The servants brought tea soup, yes, tea soup.

In the Han Dynasty, tea has already been introduced to the Central Plains from the Shu Kingdom, and has become an elegant thing between the major wealthy families, among which the process of boiling tea is quite elegant and complex.

This is indeed boiling tea, using a small mill to powder the tea leaves, then adding as many condiments as possible, and then boiling it on a delicate charcoal stove, hence the name tea soup.

Of course, Zhang Fei, the nouveau riche, does not have that kind of elegance, but it is just a big copper basin, grinding the tea leaves, then boiling, and putting in as many seasonings as possible, of course, in the case of Zhang Fei, the butcher, lard is indispensable, and he also shouted and told the servants to put more, when the first cup of tea was delivered to Liu Bei, Liu Bei took a small sip and drank it, which was simply a kind of intoxication.

As a result, when Lu Peng took the second cup, he took a sip, and almost squirted it out directly, which was too unpleasant, not only did he not have the fragrance of tea at all, but it was more of the taste of lard, is this tea? Is this lard soup good.

Tea was originally a wide stomach and clear the stomach, but now the grassland people are doing it in the right direction, and now it has become a broth.

But this was the habit at that time, I could only follow the local customs, and I couldn't make Zhang Fei feel unhappy at all, and glanced at Zhang Fei lightly, but this guy seemed to care about this very much, watching his things being enjoyed by Liu Bei, he was very proud, and when he saw his frowning expression, he was very puzzled.

Who said Zhang Fei was careless? This guy is careful.

"Brother, don't you like this tea soup? If you don't like it, I'll ask the villain to change it. Zhang Fei is actually not as dirty as Lu Peng thinks, but cares about everyone from the heart.

Caring for Zhang Fei, Lu Peng sighed infinitely, to be honest, Liu Guanzhang Group of the Three Kingdoms can go more smoothly, but it is this Zhang Fei who often messes things up, and as a result, Liu Guanzhang has taken many detours, Liu Bei is unlucky, Guan Yu is stubborn, and Zhang Fei is a bad bag, which is the characteristic of one of the three major groups of the Three Kingdoms.

Lu Peng immediately showed tolerance for Zhang Fei's concern, and said with a smile: "Brother, I haven't seen the smell of meat for many days, today in the county, I have eaten a lot of meat in your village, and it is inevitable that my stomach and intestines will be bad. ”

With such an explanation, everyone was relieved, Zhang Fei patted his thigh and laughed: "I thought that brother, you haven't seen meat for many days, so I deliberately did this, but I didn't expect it to hurt my brother's mouth, hahaha, but Yide was wrong." Then he yelled at the subordinates who were waiting in the hall: "Come on, come on, hurry up and change my brother Hanqiang into a light one." ”

This kindness, sometimes, is really inexplicably touching.

Liu Bei continued to take a small sip of the lard soup, and a slight smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, a kind of meaning of looking at the soil buns.

Lu Peng scolded him: "You are a straw sandal, you have never eaten meat, such a big meal of fish and meat, you have also digested it?" Pretend, you can pretend hard, if you don't have diarrhea tonight, I admire you. ”

It will take a little time for the new tea soup, and at this time, Zhang Fei slapped it over: "Brother Han Qiang, what you said just now is that if the myth of Zhang Jiao is broken, it will be easy to break him, but is it true?" ”

Zhang Fei is a battle maniac, this is just a little time, and he immediately leads the topic to the battle, which also makes Lu Peng really helpless.

Lu Peng tilted his head and asked, "Then you say, when you know that you are not facing an invulnerable god, then do you have the confidence to defeat them?" ”

Zhang Fei slapped his thigh again at that time: "Of course, my old Zhang has never been afraid of them, when it comes to fighting, I haven't been afraid of anyone, not to mention that the yellow turban thief claims to be a god, or a fake god who is abducted and deceived, even if it is a real god, I Lao Zhang has to fight him to see if they are powerful or I am powerful." ”

This is Zhang Fei, this is the real character.

At this time, Liu Bei put down the lard soup and said with great concern: "Virtuous brother is cautious, and you must be respectful to the gods." ”

Just this faint sentence, don't say that Zhang Fei is grateful, even Lu Peng feels the love and warmth of being a big brother, this is the art of being a person, and he really wants to learn from this ancestor as a descendant, Lu Peng is embarrassed.

"Then you say, how much can I, the three hundred folks, fight against the Yellow Turban Thief?" Zhang Fei asked again.

Lu Peng smiled and squinted his eyes, pretended to calculate, and then opened his eyes and smiled: "If we train for a while, and then have the virtuous brother and Guan Yu to coordinate left and right, and Xuande Gong and I are in the middle of the dispatch, I think we will not lose in the face of three thousand." If you take advantage of the enemy's unpreparedness and 5,000 will not be defeated, of course, this is just not defeated, and if you want to retreat with your whole body, it will not be done. ”

Zhang Fei laughed and said proudly: "As long as you don't lose in the face of three thousand, it will be done, and I, Lao Zhang, can beat the others." ”

At this time, Liu Bei asked: "I don't know how much money Brother Yide can come up with to raise Xiangyong?" ”

At this time, Zhang Fei was already full of confidence, and slapped his thigh again at that time: "I have quite a lot of family resources, and it is more than enough to take out 500,000 yuan, plus this piece of manor is sold, how can I have 500,000 yuan, a total of one million dollars, and more than 500 soldiers, my brother and others just have to rest assured, I will go bankrupt, and I will help my brothers succeed." ”

This is really the rhythm of preparing to lose his pants, in the face of such a real hero, Lu Peng is a little ashamed, should he leave some capital for this brother's family to live?

At this time, Liu Bei frowned and said: "Five hundred townsmen, there are still a few less, if you want to achieve a big thing, you can't do a thousand." ”

Lu Peng was about to strangle Liu Bei to death at that time, I had already deceived Zhang Fei into bankruptcy, you are good, you don't even leave him a pair of bottoms, you are a little ruthless.

As a result, Zhang Fei unequivocally slapped his thigh again, (this habit is because everyone sits on their knees, and it is really useless to pat their thighs) "What my brother said is that I still have some land, and I will find a tooth man (intermediary) to sell it tomorrow, and I will recruit a thousand brothers to make you and my brother achieve a great cause."

Lu Peng lamented: "This is really a person, this is death without repentance." ”