Chapter 181: Slap in the face
Who else doesn't know Xiao Mo's identity now? Xiao Mo was originally the concubine of the Xiao family, and his status was even inferior to that of the concubine, and his identity was extremely embarrassing. I won't talk about the genealogy, because this kind of thing is a very common thing in the big family after all. But Xiao Mo's status is not as good as that of a sister born to a concubine, which is indeed a little difficult to put on the table.
The word "bastard" can be said to have degraded Xiao Mo to the lowest point at once.
However, there is no scolding in the superficial text expression of this scribe man, just looking at the text, it is indeed a very ordinary inquiry sentence, regardless of its insinuation, this upper couplet is indeed an excellent couplet. So at this time, even if Xiao Mo is angry in his heart, he can only endure it and not break out, because this scholar scolds, you really can't find fault.
Xiao Mo looked at the scribe man with a proud look in his eyes, and couldn't help but snort coldly: "Brother Wu's talent is indeed amazing, I think that in Nan Chen's couplet, Brother Wu must be the master, but he can be a gentleman!" However, since Brother Wu is so talented and knowledgeable, I would like to ask for advice, why should I ask Lao Tzu about this poem, book, etiquette, and many serious Spring and Autumn Periods? ”
As soon as Xiao Mo's words came out, everyone was stunned at first, and then couldn't help laughing. When the scribe man heard this, his face turned blue in an instant.
Xiao Mo's words also first complimented this scribe man for his amazing learning and knowledge. Then he asked a question suspiciously, since you are so knowledgeable, you are proficient in so many scriptures in poetry, etiquette, and spring and autumn, why do you have to ask Lao Tzu in everything?
The word Lao Tzu is obviously a pun here, and the literal meaning naturally refers to the real predecessor Lao Tzu in history, but secretly it is Xiao Mo who claims to be the Lao Tzu of this scribe man! The meaning is also very obvious, since you know so much, why do you want to ask you Lao Tzu and me?
Xiao Mo's literal meaning of this couplet also does not see anything wrong, with poetry and book etiquette Spring and Autumn to Daoliang Wheat and Su, with Lao Tzu to Mr., not only is it very good and neat, but also cleverly scolded back.
In these years, the status of the teacher and his parents in the hearts of the literati is more important than life, Xiao Mo calls himself the son of this scribe man, and he can be regarded as scolding hard enough, and his face is slapping.
The scribe man couldn't help but show a very angry look at this time and said: "Wen Xinnan is young, but he calls himself someone else's Lao Tzu, and he is really a rat no matter how big or small!" ”
The scribe man's words directly scolded Xiao Mo's whole family, saying that Xiao Mo's whole family, no matter how big or small, were all rats, and they were self-righteous and old. As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere of the restaurant couldn't help but drop to the freezing point.
No matter how you secretly humiliated before, it didn't come to the fore, no matter how sarcastic you were, it was your ability, it was your writing skills, and others had to accept it even if they lost. But the scolding is too obvious. The people of the Xiao family present were especially angry.
Seeing this, Xiao Mo also replied unceremoniously: "Brother Wu's dignified seven-foot man likes to hurt people secretly, and sure enough, the turtle has a male and female surname Wu!" ”
Xiao Mo replied to this, and scolded even more. This scribe man was originally surnamed Wu, but Xiao Mo said that no matter whether the sex of the turtle itself is female or male, it is collectively referred to as the turtle! Xiao Mo's words scolded this man at once, and his parents were all turtles.
As soon as Xiao Mo's words came out, the audience immediately burst into applause, and even Xiao Le'an applauded loudly. The scribe man's face was flushed with anger at this time, and he almost spurted blood.
Then he saw the scribe man snort angrily, threw off his robe and was about to leave directly, Xiao Mo didn't stop him at this time, but just said leisurely: "Brother Wu is so talented!" Although the character is not good, don't forget the promised bet! ”
These words made the man surnamed Wu suddenly hesitate, and said loudly that he would definitely not, and then left with a very angry face.
At this time, the result of this bet was naturally clear at a glance, and the provocation of the scribe man ended in being slapped in the face. Especially was slapped in the face on top of the couplet he is best at, Xiao Mo's response is not ruthless!
Although Xiao Mo won the bet, Xiao Mo was not happy. Being insulted is such a thing as a mongrel, and Xiao Mo can't be happy. The so-called bet and reputation are simply insignificant to Xiao Mo.
Xiao Mo's cheap father Xiao Le'an was also displeased, some people secretly scolded his son for being a mongrel, and also alluded to the fact that the Xiao family was all rats, even if Xiao Mo won the bet at this time, Xiao Le'an's heart was very uncomfortable.
Among the people present, the most embarrassing one at this time was Jiang Yiming, after all, it was he Jiang Yiming who Xiao Mo invited, but the scribe man was brought by him Jiang Yiming, and it was quite difficult for Jiang Yiming to happen.
First, it is very likely that Xiao Mo will have a dislike with him because of this, and walk on the opposite side of Jiang Yiming's own, and secondly, now that he is in the Great Sui Luodu, not the Great Chen Jiankang, here he secretly scolds a family in the Luodu is a rat, which is an extremely dangerous thing, what if people want to leave you without regard for their face?
However, everyone present was excited, and many of them were talking about the couplet between Xiao Mo and the man surnamed Wu just now. These three couplets can be said to be absolutely amazing, especially the last two scolding couplets, which are even more unique, and everyone can even conclude that within a few days, these three couplets will definitely spread all over Luodu.
Needless to say, Xiao Feixuan, who has always admired her second brother, did not hide the adoration and extreme pride on her face at this time, like a beautiful and proud peacock.
If only Xiao Feixuan showed such an expression among the people present, then everyone would not be surprised, after all, Xiao Mo is someone's own brother, whoever has such a brother will definitely be proud, maybe the performance is even more exaggerated than others!
The key thing is that the new Luodu Hua Kui Yun Fairy in Sihailou turned out to be adoring and proud, which made the rich children present a little jealous. Yun Xianzi is notoriously noble and arrogant, and no one looks down on her on weekdays, but now she sees such an expression on her face, which naturally makes these rich children show an unhappy face.
It's just that what I didn't expect was that Wan Ping'er, the top brand of the Xiaoxiang Pavilion, also glared at Yun Fairy, and looked a little jealous. This expression fell in the eyes of everyone, and it was a little strange. Everyone doesn't know what is hidden between these two sisters. (To be continued.) )