"Huh? Using the wrong towel? ”

The brother in black was shocked! Stopped wiping his face.

"That's a towel for washing your body, not a towel for washing your face." The seller reminded anxiously.

"Huh? A towel to wash your body? The brother in black said, sniffing the towel with his nose, looking very enjoyable.

"Hmmm! No wonder, there is a feeling of familiarity! Good! I like it! ”

"What do you like? Didn't you hear? That's the towel I used to wash my body! The seller was in a hurry, stepped forward quickly, grabbed the towel, and snatched it into his arms.

She said it very tactfully, saying that it was a towel for washing her body. In fact! It was the towel she washed her body in. To put it bluntly, it's the towel she usually uses to wash her buttocks.

In ordinary families, when they are poor, women don't even have towels to wash their bodies, so they can only use rags as towels. Even! Wash with your hands in water. Women from wealthy families have towels for washing their faces, towels for bathing, and towels for washing their buttocks and feet.

Out of taboo, the towel used to wash the buttocks is referred to as "the towel for washing the body".

Now that he is selling, his living conditions are better, he has money in his hands, and naturally, everything has changed. She has a towel for washing her face, a towel for bathing, and a towel for washing her lower body and wiping her feet. His elder brother Zhuang also has a special towel, a towel for washing his face, a towel for bathing, and a towel for wiping his feet.

"What are you doing? I haven't wiped it yet! The black-clothed senior brother snatched it from the seller, and said, "I haven't wiped my beard yet!" "Hey! Speech! elder brother

"You're still wiping your beard? You? ”

Where did the seller rob the brother in black, and the towel was robbed by the brother in black again. Saw! The black-clothed brother snatched her body towel and wiped the beard from the corner of his mouth.

"Man! I love beards! A beard is a man! Not to say! There is no long hair on the mouth, and the work is not reliable? It means that a man who has not yet reached adulthood is unreliable.

If you have a long beard, it means that you are an adult and a man! ”

After wiping his beard, the black-clothed brother used a towel to tuck his sideburns on both sides.

"You're an adult? Are you a man? The seller asked.

"How am I not an adult, how am I not a man? I? The black-clothed senior brother stopped wiping his sideburns, held a towel in his hand, and asked the seller.

"You don't look like it!"

"Why don't I look like that anymore? I? The black-clothed senior brother said unconvinced: "I am more than twenty years older than Zhuangzi!" ”

"I've heard people say that people who don't get married are children?"

The brother in black felt that he was talking about him and laughing at him. Unconvinced, he said, "I'll tell you! My sons and daughters are about the same age as you! I? I can't call you brothers! I! ”

"You're married?"

"I'm married! I got married more than ten years ago! ”

"Do you have children?"

"I have children! I have all my children, you are about the same age as Zhuangzi! I! What do you think? ”

The black-clothed senior brother said, and couldn't help but smile smugly on his face. also looked at the seller with that contemptuous look. As if to say: You little brat! Are you kidding your uncle? You're about the same age as your grandfather's child! You? What do you think?

But! I also have younger brothers and sisters in my family, and I treat you two as younger brothers and sisters, so I take you seriously! Otherwise! You're all little kids!

"Why don't you understand anything about men and women?" Sell asked rhetorically.

"Why don't I understand? You? "The brother in black was very angry.

I thought: This is also me now, if it was me before, I would press you directly to the bed, I stripped you naked, I asked for you! What's wrong? I'll prove to you that I'm not a man?

"If you understand? Why don't you even understand the towel for a woman's face, the towel for a woman's bath, and the towel for a woman's feet? You? Have you ever had a woman? You? ”

"Me? How come I don't have a woman? I? I'm telling you! My sons and daughters are about the same age as you! I? You don't believe me? ”

"But why don't you understand anything? You? Mai'er looked directly at the black-clothed senior brother and asked again.

"Why don't I understand? I? ”

"Don't you talk to your mother-in-law? Don't communicate? Don't you care about your mother-in-law? ”

"Me?"

"Not yet? You don't have a mother-in-law! You're not married! ”

"Me?"

The seller said proudly: "So! You! You're a kid! People who don't get married are children! You! ”

"Me?"

"What are you? You don't even know how many towels a woman has, you say you? I'll tell you now! Women should have at least two towels, one for washing the face and one for washing the body. In the wealthier families, the woman has three towels, and one towel is specially used to wash the feet. ”

"Do you need a towel to wash your feet?" The black-clothed senior brother suddenly gained some confidence and asked rhetorically.

"That's a veiled statement! In fact! It is used exclusively by women to wash their lower bodies. Seeing that the senior brother in black still didn't understand, he snatched the towel from his hand and said, "To put it bluntly! This towel is usually used for washing/butt washing! ”

"Huh?"

Now! The black-clothed brother was completely stupid.

But? Then he reacted and said, "No wonder! As soon as I picked up the towel, I had a familiar feeling! I like it! ”

"You're bad silver!" Now! Instead, she felt ashamed.

"Why did I break the silver? I? The black-clothed senior brother said: "I heard you say this, I'm ashamed!" I care too little about my mother-in-law! Sell your sister! I take your education! I? I'm not human! I'm not a man! I care too little about women, I'm sorry for my mother-in-law! I! Woooooo I'm not human! Right! I'm not a man! Woowoo woo ......"

After speaking, the black-clothed senior brother squatted on the ground, held his head in his hands, and cried loudly.

Although he is married, although he has become a father, he is not a competent husband and a competent father. He cared too little for his mother-in-law and too little for his children.

Seeing that the senior brother in black was crying, he was a little sympathetic.

It was meant to be! You are a married man, why are you so Madaha? You just mess with women's towels? You don't know the towel that a woman washes her body with? You? Didn't I put all the towels together? I was separated, the towel for washing my face was placed on the side of the washbasin, and the towel for washing my body was placed on the footbath, which was easy to distinguish.

Alas! What does this mean? It shows that you are a Madahar, and you have never cared about your mother-in-law. What do you think of women, as your venting tool? When you want to use it, vent it? You don't have a heart to woman at all, do you?

It's not shame, it's a moment of heart-to-heart between a man and a woman, a moment of affection.