Chapter 481: You can't just talk about it and don't practice
The two of them talked and arrived at the dormitory!
The door of the dormitory room was wide open, and a disgusting smell wafted from inside! Looking inside, Liang Tingju and Li Chengxun had already returned, lying on their respective beds, full of drunk and vomiting filth in front of the bed, and even more exaggerated was that there were water stains not far from the door, exuding bursts of fishy stench.
It seems that someone got drunk and used this place as a toilet!
Ma Zheng took a broom and was about to clean up the filth.
Li Feibai stopped: "Where is Brother Ma!" ”
Ma Zheng pursed his lips on the ground and sighed: "If you don't clean it, how can you sleep at night!" ”
Li Feibai said: "Whoever pulls the will eat it, and whoever makes it will clean it up." You're not their father, so why wipe their butts? ”
Ma Zhengdao: "This ......" I don't know what to say for a while!
That's why he has to clean up, because he thinks he's the oldest, and the rest of the room is just like his younger brother, as the big brother, he has the responsibility and obligation to wipe his ass! Second, the father of the two is also an official, and he is still a flat-headed ordinary person at this time, and he can't help but want to flatter in his bones, even if the other party is not an official, but the son of an official.
After thinking about it, he said: "The two of them are so drunk, how can they bear to wake up again, I'll clean it up!" If you don't like it smelling bad, go outside and clean it up in a while! ”
Li Feibai snatched the broom, threw it to the ground, and said, "Wake them up, you can't get used to them!" ”
Ma Zheng shook his head with a smile and said, "Okay, it's up to my brother!" "No matter what, Li Feibai is his savior, and he can't help but give face.
The two soldiers split into two ways, and each went to call a roommate.
Ma Zheng came to the head of Liang Tingju's bed, stretched out his hand and pushed Liang Tingju's shoulder!
Liang Tingju squinted at Ma Zheng for a long time, and said, "It turned out to be you!" If there is anything, we will talk about it tomorrow! ”
Ma Zheng discussed: "Look, you vomit in the house like this, how can you sleep with people?" Trouble get up and clean up, otherwise the messenger of Chasha will come over later, and when he sees this situation, he will be punished! ”
Liang Tingju smiled and said, "Brother Ma, look, I've drunk like this, how can I get up and clean." Why don't you do a good deed and help clean up? I won't let you clean up in vain, I'll give you money! ”
With that, he took out ten big coins from his arms, stuffed them into Ma Zheng's hand, turned around and snored again.
Ma Zheng couldn't, so he had to take the money to see Li Feibai.
Li Feibai said: "Is that what you call people to wake up?" Especially the drunk! My brother is so gentle and humble, how can he wake people up! You should be called a talent like I did! ”
As he spoke, he kicked Li Chengxun's body, kicked Li Chengxun directly from the side of the bed to the bed, and stopped when he hit the wall next to the bed.
Li Chengxun sat up with a confused face and said, "What's the matter?" What happened! Then I saw Li Feibai standing at the head of the bed, and the huge footprints on the quilt!
He quickly understood what was going on, and shouted, "If you dare to kick me, you are simply looking for death!" He jumped up from the bed and kicked Li Feibai in the face.
Li Feibai dodged sideways, and then reached out and grabbed Li Chengxun's trouser leg and pulled it forward.
Li Chengxun stood on the bed and wanted to jump on the ground, Li Feibai raised his foot and stepped on it, and Li Chengxun performed a split in mid-air.
Li Chengxun has never practiced martial arts since he was a child, how can his two legs be split, he screamed in pain like a pig, and begged for mercy: "It's about to break, it's about to break!" ”
Li Feibai said coldly: "You vomited the filth in the house, and you spewed the urine at the door?" ”
Li Chengxun said: "I drank too much, I can't remember, it should be!" ”
Li Feibai said: "This is the dormitory of Guozijian, not your house, and you are not the only one sleeping in the house, but only four people." Didn't your mother teach you not to cause trouble to others? Hurry up and clean it up for me, and if you dare to do it again in the future, be careful that I break your legs! ”
Li Chengxun gasped and nodded: "Yes, yes!" Whatever you say is what you say, please let go quickly! ”
Li Feibai gave the hand that was pulling his trouser leg, let Li Chengxun stand firm on the bed, turned back to Ma Zheng and said, "It's only effective to call it like this!" ”
Ma Zheng's face changed suddenly, and he said, "Brother, be careful!" ”
Li Feibai had long been wary of Li Chengxun, and saw that Li Chengxun wanted to pull his hair on the bed and strangle his neck, so he leaned back to avoid it. Two hands were raised upwards, clasping Li Chengxun's belt, and one fell over the shoulder, throwing Li Chengxun to the ground.
This fell extremely hard, Li Chengxun lay on the ground for a long time and couldn't breathe, and finally could catch his breath, and said while groaning in pain: "You dare to hit me, the injuries on my body are ironclad evidence!" Boy, you wait, I'll tell the housekeeper to go!" ”
When Ma Zheng heard this, he couldn't help but be angry, and said: "It's obvious that you want to beat someone, but if you can't beat it, you'll spew blood, how can you believe your nonsense!" ”
Li Chengxun got up from the ground and said with a cruel smile: "I am the Yanai of the Wupin Zhenglang family, what kind of things are you, guess whose words the housekeeper will believe!" ”
Ma Zhengdao: "Even if the housekeeper believes your words, what can he do?" Thou art full of wine, and the ground is full of filth! Guozijian clearly stipulates that the prisoners are not allowed to drink, let alone make the dormitory a miasma, even if the dormitory punishes us, you can't get out of it! ”
Li Chengxun's face turned blue and white for a while, and Li Feibai sneered: "What, you want to sue me for beating you, right?" Anyway, I'm going to be sued by you, and I'm going to be punished lightly and heavily, so why don't you let me punch ten or eight punches again? ”
Li Chengxun jumped back in fright, looked at Li Fei's fist the size of a white casserole, and exclaimed: "We are prison students, and we are studying in the country, how can we do everything." ”
Li Feibai shouted: "Less fucking nonsense, whether to clean it up or not!" ”
Li Chengxun hurriedly bent down to pick up the broom, and said: "It's really a show to meet a soldier when I meet you, I can't explain it!" Not like you barbarian! As he spoke, he cleaned up neatly.
Such a big movement in the house had already alarmed Liang Tingju.
Liang Tingju sat on the bed and watched, he was stunned, and couldn't help but praise: "This brother's skills are so good!" ”
Ma Zheng was very proud, and said in his heart: "If you see him cutting the thief's wrist with a knife today, I'm afraid you will be shocked!" Suddenly remembered that Li Feibai's task had been completed, but his task had not been completed, so he threw all the ten big money in his hand on Liang Tingju, and scolded: "Ten big money, what about calling Huazi?" ”
Liang Tingju said: "If you are too little, I will give ten more!" ”
Ma Zheng shouted: "Less fucking nonsense, get out of bed and clean up the filth!" Otherwise, ......" said, and also raised his old fist.
Liang Tingju knew that Ma was bluffing, but he was afraid that Li Feibai would beat him, so he hurriedly got off the bed, took a broom and started to clean up!
Li Feibai stepped forward, patted Ma Zheng's shoulder, and said, "This is like a big brother!" "I went to wash with Ma Zheng, and when I went back after washing, I saw that although the filth in the house was cleaned up, there was still a peculiar smell. He asked the two of them to fetch water to wash, while he and Ma were casually strolling around in the courtyard.
About the time of the meal, the two of them came back, and felt that the smell was not so strong, so they each went back to their own shops and lit oil lamps.
Ma Zheng took the book and read it.
Li Feibai took out the four treasures of the study and prepared to start practicing calligraphy.
He has already made up his mind, he must not waste his time when he comes to the country, at least he can practice writing, so he can't just talk and not practice! But I didn't know where to start, so I asked Ma Zheng to write ten numbers from one to pick, starting with the simplest one.
Liang Tingju and Li Chengxun worked for a while, they were tired and sweaty, and their alcohol decreased slightly, and they lost their sleepiness. With a dry mouth, the two made a pot of tea and drank it from each other.