Chapter 133: Huizong who incarnated as a river god
Wu Dalang sat under the tree, holding a piece of grass in his mouth, he was very helpless now, he should appear in front of Huizong at this time, maybe Huizong would reward himself with something as soon as he was happy.
Now it's okay, I can only sit here and stare dryly, and I haven't caught anything. He risked his life to seize this opportunity.
Just when Wu Dalang had nothing to do, he happened to see Xiao Guizi running to the imperial dining room in a hurry.
Wu Dalang hurriedly shouted: "Little nobleman, this way." ”
Xiao Guizi's running body stopped at once, and then he looked around, only to find Wu Dalang leaning against the tree to enjoy the shade.
The little nobleman almost wants to die, why is this person's heart so big, when is this time, actually enjoying the shade here, don't you know that Your Majesty is about to wait until the flowers in the imperial garden are gone? ?
Xiao Guizi hurriedly ran over and said breathlessly: "Master Wu, why are you enjoying the cold here, Your Majesty wants to see you, come with me." ”
Wu Dalang slowly stood up: "Don't be impatient, let's go." ”
Under the leadership of Xiao Guizi, Wu Dalang finally returned to the Imperial Garden.
At this time, Huizong was leaning lazily on the chair, and Wu Dalang only glanced at it when he came.
Wu Dalang glanced at Huizong, and then at the basin on the table, which was now empty, and Wu Dalang probably knew that Huizong was overwhelmed.
Wu Dalang walked up to Huizong and said, "Your Majesty, the minister is back." ”
Huizong said slowly: "Why are you only coming back now?" Do you want to tell the little nobleman to come to you again, is the shelf very big? ”
Wu Dalang said aggrievedly: "Your Majesty, the minister is wronged." In order to let His Majesty eat the delicious broth early, he asked Xiao Guizi to bring it first. When I was about to come back, I realized that I had forgotten the way back. ”
Hearing Wu Dalang's words, Huizong laughed, but because he ate too much, he laughed a little... Tough.
When Huizong slowly regained his breath, he asked again, "Is this soup going to take a long time?" ”
Wu Dalang: "It won't take long. ”
Huizong said angrily: "It won't take long, you made me wait for so long?" ”
Wu Dalang said aggrievedly again: "Your Majesty, the minister has been wronged again." You don't know, when I was going to the imperial dining room to help His Majesty make soup, the head of the imperial dining room did not agree. But in order for His Majesty to have a delicious soup, I could only beg bitterly before I finally got a chance to make soup. ”
After Wu Dalang finished speaking, he sighed again: "And the ingredients in the imperial dining room are specially equipped, and some good ingredients are all asked by the concubines and princes, and in the end, under my arguments, I barely got half of them." Alas, it's all tears. ”
If the head of the imperial dining room knew that Wu Dalang, who had sworn to speak well for him in the imperial dining room, would say such shameless words at this moment, he would definitely hit his head on the pillar to show his innocence. I've never seen such a bully.
After listening to Wu Dalang's words, Huizong looked at Wu Dalang, Wu Dalang at this moment is simply an explosion of acting skills, with a face of grievances, grievances and a little perseverance, this kind of conscientious, hard-working image is deeply imprinted in Huizong's heart.
So far, Wu Dalang has successfully captured again... A heart.
Of course, Huizong is the emperor, his heart is very fraternal, and Wu Dalang only occupies a dark corner in his heart at most.
As for whether Wu Dalang in the dark corner can get out of the darkness and continue to encroach on Huizong's heart, it depends on Wu Dalang's future performance.
Huizong glanced at Wu Dalang and then said: "The head of the imperial dining room is so bold and reckless, he dares to stop you from making soup, not to mention that the ones he made himself have long been difficult to swallow, and it is useless to keep such a general manager of the imperial dining room, or let you be the head of the imperial dining room." ”
Wu Dalang was startled, sweat broke out on his forehead instantly, and he hurriedly said, "Your Majesty, you must not." ”
Huizong was a little surprised and said, "Why not?" The position of the head of the imperial dining room is full of oil and water, and it will be rewarded to you only when you are indeed capable. ”
Wu Dalang wiped his sweat and cried and said: "There is a wife in the minister's family who has just gotten married, and now there is no incense, if I become a eunuch, how can this be good." ”
Huizong paused for a moment, and then laughed and said, "Hahaha, who told you that the head of the imperial dining room must be a eunuch to be a eunuch?" ”
Wu Dalang also froze: "Huh? Isn't it? I think the current head of the Imperial Dining Room is..., that's why..."
After finishing speaking, Wu Dalang himself was embarrassed, this is really a loss of culture, it's so embarrassing.
Huizong touched his belly, and was a little speechless in his heart: chatting with this Wu Dalang can make people a lot happier, and it makes my stomach hurt with laughter, compared to the previous boring life, it is indeed much more interesting, and it is different from many ministers, those ministers are tired of hearing the sycophants, or this is interesting.
The palace is like a big prison, Huizong faces those sycophants every day, life is really a bit boring, and now there is such an interesting Wu Dalang, and he instantly feels that his whole life is bright.
At this point, Wu Dalang took a small step in the dark corner of Huizong's heart, and he was already treated by Huizong. This is a confirmation of the eyes.,Met the right person.。。
With such an idea, coupled with the fact that Wu Dalang is now also a personable and beautiful man, the more Huizong looks at Wu Dalang, the more he likes it.
Huizong said with a smile: "Now that Wu Aiqing knows, has Wu Aiqing decided to be the head of this imperial dining room?" Your soup, I still have an endless aftertaste, but it's a pity that I can't eat it. ”
Wu Dalang arched his hand and said: "Thank you Your Majesty for your kindness, but the minister doesn't understand anything now, and rashly accepting this position will only add chaos to the imperial dining room, and ask Your Majesty to take back his order." ”
Huizong looked at Wu Dalang and praised leisurely: "Wu Aiqing is really different from ordinary people. In the face of such temptation, it is rare to be able to put yourself in the shoes of the imperial dining room, and it is commendable. ”
After Huizong finished speaking, he secretly thought in his heart: Some treacherous and cunning ministers will also be like this, and they are good at using this kind of trick of retreating as advance, I will try again to see if this Wu Dalang is really so desireless.
Huizong pondered for a moment and continued: "But the reason why I arranged for you to be the head of the imperial dining room is because your soup is really delicious, and secondly, it is also as a reward. Now that this reward is gone, I'll give you another reward, so Wu Aiqing has what you want? I'm happy now, I can do anything. For example, the best beauties, gold and silver jewelry, high-ranking officials..."
Huizong looked at Wu Dalang with a smile, he was like a river god at the moment: Young Wu Aiqing, do you want a beauty, or wealth, or power?