Chapter 1778: A few stitches in that thing
Cao Shuo entered the room, and Xu Chu said goodbye and retired.
"Ma Teng and his son are settled?" Cao Cao asked.
"It's settled." Cao Shuo said: "Ma Teng just told me that as long as the Cao family can use him, he is willing to lead troops to fight against Ma Chao." ”
"Let him lead the army to fight?" Cao Cao sneered and said, "I'm afraid that if I give him soldiers and horses, I won't be able to bring any of them back when the time comes." ”
"Father didn't believe him, so I led the troops." Cao Shuo bowed and said.
"Are you going to lead the troops to Xiliang?" Staring at Cao Shuo, Cao Cao said, "But you have only returned to Shouchun not long ago." ”
"I'm used to fighting in the north and south for so many years." Cao Shuo said: "As long as the Cao family has a place for me, I will never shirk." ”
"In the future, the Cao family will be handed over to you." Cao Cao said: "Even you refuse, who else can I trust?" ”
"That's what my father said." Cao Shuo responded.
"You have only returned to Shouchun from Liaodong, and I won't let you go to Xiliang this time." Cao Cao said: "Wait for Jiang Gan to send back the news, and if it is really necessary, I will lead my troops to the crusade." ”
"Father is planning to enlist himself?" Cao Shuo asked in amazement.
"Exactly." Cao Cao said: "For so many years, you have been fighting in the south and the north, although I have also been to the battlefield, but I have not led the troops to fight. If it goes on like this, I'm about to forget what it's like to go into battle. ”
"What does a father do when he raises his son?" Cao Shuo grinned and said to Cao Cao: "Let the sons do the troublesome things, and the father only needs to lead the Cao family." ”
"I have so many sons, how many can I use?" Cao Cao said: "You count one, Ziwen can barely be counted as one, and the others are either too young or just frustrating." ”
"The brothers are still young, so don't be too anxious about my father." Cao Shuo said: "When they grow up for another two years, they will understand that it is not easy for their father, and naturally they will not find leisure for their father." ”
"I know your filial piety." Cao Cao said: "I haven't seen you come to Yecheng for many days, but your mother misses it very much. Now that you're back, don't wait too long with me, and go to your mother's side. ”
"I miss my mother very much, too." Cao Shuo bowed and said to Cao Cao, "I'll retreat first." ”
Cao Cao nodded.
Leaving Cao Cao's room, Cao Shuo went straight to Ding Yao's residence.
Before he was halfway there, he saw a figure flash by the side of the road in front of him.
Although the figure flashed by, he could clearly see that it was Cao Pi.
"Zihuan, why do you want to leave when you see me?" Cao Pi clearly wanted to avoid him, but Cao Shuo didn't plan to let him leave easily, and shouted in a long tone to the place where the figure flashed.
Cao Pi, who was going to dodge, heard the shout and chuckled in his heart.
It is definitely not okay to leave like this, Cao Shuo is the son of the Cao family, and just one charge of disrespecting his brother can kill him half of his life.
can meet each other, Cao Pi is really a little weak-hearted.
He couldn't hide, so he could only stubbornly walk out of the bushes on the side of the road.
"I've seen my eldest brother." bowed to Cao Shuo, and Cao Pi greeted him.
"Why do you want to leave when you see me?" A weird smile curled up at the corner of his mouth, and Cao Shuo asked, "Could it be that you have done something that can't help me?" ”
"I didn't ...... How dare you ......" Cao Pi only felt a chill on his spine, and hurriedly responded: "I was just in a moment's urgency, and I wanted to solve it on the side of the road, but I didn't expect to be seen by the eldest brother." ”
"Urgency?" After looking at him from head to toe, Cao Shuo asked, "In such a short time, you shouldn't have solved it yet, right?" ”
"I just untied my clothes and heard my eldest brother greeting." Cao Pi said: "I didn't dare to let the eldest brother wait too long, so I came out first." ”
Cao Pi replied like this, which happened to fall into Cao Shuo's arms.
He smiled slightly, revealing his brother's characteristic kind smile: "You and I are brothers, what is there to be lazy and not lazy?" Since you are in urgent need of urine, I can't delay you, so go ahead and solve it. ”
"Congratulations to my brother!" Cao Shuo asked him to solve it, and Cao Pi saluted again: "I'll retire first......"
"What do you want to quit?" Without waiting for Cao Pi to finish speaking, Cao Shuo said: "I happen to have something to say to you, wait for you to solve it first." ”
Cao Shuo didn't plan to leave, and Cao Pi's face suddenly turned sallow.
He flashed to the side of the road because of his internal urgency, originally intending to avoid Cao Shuo.
He had only been to the hut when he went out, where would he have urine to put it?
"I went to the side to pee, while the eldest brother waited here, and I always felt disrespectful." Cao Pi said: "If you don't wait, you can ...... it."
"How can that be?" Cao Shuo lowered his face, and said with a serious gesture: "A person's urine is only so big, since you are holding it so much, it must be full." If you don't solve it quickly, you will have a big problem in the future. ”
"Go!" He waved his hand and said to Cao Pi: "Just stand on the side of the road, I will wait for you." ”
"Eldest brother......" Cao Pi said with a bitter face: "In front of my eldest brother, I really can't pee......"
"You're my brother, not my sister." Cao Shuo glared: "I also have what you have, and no one has never seen it." As the son of the Cao family, how can he twist like a woman? ”
Knowing that there would definitely be nothing good going on with Cao Shuo again, Cao Pi had to stand on the side of the road.
Cao Shuo walked up behind him and tilted his head to look at him.
There is no intention to urinate at all, how can Cao Pi release it?
He stood there pretending to be there, and he couldn't squeeze out even a little bit for a long time.
"How?" Cao Shuo asked, "Can't pee?" ”
"Exactly." Cao Pi hurriedly said: "The eldest brother is watching here, I always feel a little weird......"
"Don't blame me for not peeing." Cao Shuo said with a tiger face: "You tell me the truth, have you been tossing too much with women recently?" ”
"How can there be ......" Cao Pi hurriedly said: "I don't have a special preference for women......"
"I can't pee out, and I don't really like it?" Cao Shuo said: "There are many things that are easy to go wrong in people, especially this thing. If you are too unrestrained, you will even have trouble giving birth to a son in the future. ”
"There really is no ......" Cao Shuo didn't listen to his explanation at all, just talked to himself, and the expression on Cao Pi's face became more and more sad.
"I'll get you a healer when I get back." Cao Shuo said solemnly: "Ask him to treat you, I heard that as long as you prick that thing with a silver needle a few more times, the place blocked by overindulgence will be unblocked." ”
He patted Cao Pi's shoulder lightly again: "Since this is already the case, don't be anxious." If I can't wait for the healer, I'll be able to do some ...... with needles."
Hearing him say this, Cao Pi was taken aback, and hurriedly said, "Eldest brother, my urine is here again!" ”