Chapter 157: Chen Ah Si (I)
There is a wooden peg nailed to the toilet of the Tan family's private school. Because the teacher was very old, he always had to hold the wooden peg by hand every morning after convenience. That day, between classes, Chen Asi and Young Master Tan went to the toilet together, and the two competed to see who could urinate farther. Young man's temperament, competitive and competitive, after Young Master Tan lost to Chen Asi, of course he was not convinced, and he wanted to wrestle with Chen Asi. Chen Ah Si said that Young Master Tan was heavy and fat, and he suffered too much in wrestling, so he had to compare who had the most strength, that is, to see who could pull out the wooden peg in the toilet. Young Master Tan was very shrewd, so he let Chen Ah Si pull it out first. Chen Asi seemed to have exerted his strength to feed, and the wooden peg did not move at all. Young Master Tan saw the doorway, so when it was his turn to pull out the wooden peg, he shook it and pulled it outward, so he easily defeated Chen Ah Si.
The victorious Young Master Tan walked away proudly surrounded by his classmates. Chen Asi, who lost, showed a smug smile on the corner of his mouth.
The next morning, when the gentleman who had finished his convenience was trying to stand up with the wooden peg, the wooden peg suddenly came out, and the gentleman fell backwards into the pit......
Mr. quickly found out that it was Young Master Tan who loosened the wooden peg. As a result, Mr.'s whip was broken three timesβand it hit Young Master Tan's hands and head.
At this time, Young Master Tan understood that he had fallen into Chen Asi's trap. So, he complained to his father, saying that the reason why he was beaten so badly by Mr. was all Chen Asi's ghost. Boss Tan was naturally furious: You know, the reason why my Tan family's private school allowed you poor little ghosts to study for nothing is so that you can read to my son. Unexpectedly, you dared to break ground on Tai Sui's head! Get out, get out of here! So, Chen Asi put down the brush, picked up the axe, and joined Huineng and them.
Young Master Tan did not change his bad habits, and still instigated vicious dogs to scare his sister for fun.
Huineng said: "You should talk to him well, understand the reason, move with emotion, and let him put himself in his shoes." β
Shanzi said: "He is itchy to the bone, beat him hard, see if he still dares!" Chen Asi shook his head vigorously and denied the initiative of the two partners. Shanzi asked him what to do? He smiled mysteriously, and only said that the mountain people had their own tricks.
On this day, it was the day for my sister to go to the embroidery room to work.
Chen Asi took his two partners to a food stall selling oil glutinous rice cakes not far from Tan's house in advance. Deep-fried sticky cake made from glutinous rice noodles is best eaten hot. However, Chen Asi had to buy a cold oil glutinous rice cake.
Shanzi first called out: "Chen Asi, you are not enough friends, you just bought one, and you want to swallow it alone?" β
Chen Ah Si glanced at him and said, "Are you a pig?" Just know how to eat! β
Chen Ah Si wrapped a lot of fine hemp threads around the cold glutinous rice cake. Shanzi really wanted to say that the cold oil glutinous rice cake was not delicious in the first place, but now it is wrapped with rotten hemp silk, and it is even more inedible. However, he didn't dare to express the complaint in his heart, for fear that Chen Ah Si had other intentions and attracted spicy sarcasm.
After Chen Asi wrapped the fried rice cakes, he asked the owner of the food stall to fry them in the oil pan again. The boss looked at this special glutinous rice cake and looked embarrassed.
Chen Ah Si quietly put a copper coin on his board, so the boss didn't say a word, and fried the glutinous rice wrapped in hemp silk to be crispy and fragrant.
Chen Ah Si wrapped up the glutinous rice cake and rushed to the direction of the Tan family with Huineng and Shanzi. He was very accurate in time, they had just walked near Tan's house, and the younger sister was being chased by the vicious dog and barked and ran away.
Chen Ah Si threw the specially processed oil glutinous rice cake at the dog. The dog was very sharp, and bit the fragrant oil cake in the air. However, when it noticed the hot mouth of the oil glutinous rice cake that had just been fished out of the oil pot, it couldn't spit it out anyway - the glutinous rice cake was sticky enough, and the thin hemp thread on it was even more stuck between its teeth and tightly wrapped around its gums. It couldn't vomit, it couldn't swallow, it wanted to roar but couldn't make a sound, it was so hot that it rolled on the ground......
It has a sharp dog tooth, which can be regarded as completely scrapped. After that, when it saw the younger sister again, not only did it not dare to chase after it, but it went straight into the crotch of the master's legs......
Chen Asi and Xiaoshanzi are a pair of partners who grew up playing with mud and sand with their bare buttocks, one goes up to the tree to dig the bird's nest, the other goes down to the river to touch the small fish, and the other is naughty...... Sometimes, the two of them also fight with each other and scold each other, but after three days, they play together again. And Huineng is an outsider, so Chen Asi is closer to Xiaoshanzi. Especially after Chen Asi rectified the vicious dog, Lin Shanzi admired him so much that he could be said to be obedient to him.
Although Chen Ah Si is unusually smart and clever, he can't surpass Hui Neng in collecting firewood no matter what. Huineng chops a lot of firewood every day, and can sell it for almost twice as much money as him. Therefore, Chen Asi, who was flexible, threw down the axe and picked up the medicine hoe - and went to collect medicine.
There are a lot of herbs in the mountains, so Chen Asi's income from collecting herbs will soon be on par with Huineng chopping wood. The most obvious benefit of picking medicine is that you don't have to carry a heavy firewood down the mountain every day, leisurely, swimming, so chic and comfortable. Seeing this situation, Lin Shanzi was also moved and followed Chen Asi to collect medicine.
One day, the three of them broke up after entering the mountain together. When Shanzi was digging for medicinal herbs on the hillside, he was careless, his feet slipped, his body lost his balance, and he rolled towards the cliff...... Fortunately, there was a bush of thorns on the edge of the cliff, and he caught it in time. Chen Asi, who was near him, was so anxious that he shouted loudly: "Shanzi, you have to hold on!" If you fall, I'll jump off the cliff with me......"
After hearing Chen Asi's cry for help, Huineng rushed over with a rope to tie the firewood, risked sliding down the cliff, and pulled the mountain up......
Afterwards, the three of them couldn't help but be a little frightened. Shanzi said with palpitations: "Ah Si, if I really fall, do you really have to jump down?" β
Chen Ah Si said without hesitation: "If you fall off the cliff, I will jump down." You came with me to collect medicine, and if you fall to your death, I will be left alone with no face. β
Shanzi was moved to tears. Since then, he has been inseparable from him all day long, and his friendship has become deeper, thinking that the other party is a brother in life and death who can be entrusted with his life.
Collecting medicine depends entirely on luck. If you can come across precious medicinal materials, you will make a small fortune; If you're unlucky, you might end up empty-handed. That day, Yao Wang Ye played hide and seek with Chen Asi and Lin Shanzi, and they wandered around the mountains for a whole day, only digging up a few worthless herbal roots. Xu was embarrassed, they didn't wait to meet Huineng at the bottom of the mountain as usual, but walked in the direction of home first.
Shanzi was not angry, so he kicked the small stones on the mountain road all over the sky. The setting sun sprinkled gold, gilding the stones flying in the air with a halo of gold. Chen Asi's heart moved, and he said, "Shanzi, how good these stones are if they are golden!" β
"I've heard that someone has really picked up gold in the mountains." Shanzi continued with infinite fascination: "If we can also pick up a piece, although we haven't picked up medicine today, we can explain it to my father." Alas, even if you can just pick up a piece, you can explain it to your father. Alas, even a small piece of a fingernail cover would be fine! β
Chen Ah Si said: "You are too unambitious, if you want to pick up gold, pick up a piece of dog's head gold from him!" β
"Wow, that's big, how much can it be sold for!" Shanzi regarded the dog's head gold as a gold nugget the size of a dog's head, and sighed with infinite fascination: "If we can pick up a piece of gold the size of a dog's head, we will become the whole village, no, it should be the richest person in the whole city!" There is so much money that it can surpass Boss Tan, who runs a pawnshop! God, if you really have that much money, what are you going to do with it? β
"I'm going to build a tall building first, buy a full set of furniture, and then, and then ......" Chen Asi's eyes floated with a dreamlike brilliance. In his brain, the flower-like sister has already lived in the imaginary small building and slept on his bed......
Suddenly, the beautiful sister turned into a wisp of green smoke - his shoulder hurt. It was Shanzi, it was Shanzi who punched him in the shoulder and flew away his sweet dream.
There is a wooden peg nailed to the toilet of the Tan family's private school. Because the teacher was very old, he always had to hold the wooden peg by hand every morning after convenience. That day, between classes, Chen Asi and Young Master Tan went to the toilet together, and the two competed to see who could urinate farther. Young man's temperament, competitive and competitive, after Young Master Tan lost to Chen Asi, of course he was not convinced, and he wanted to wrestle with Chen Asi. Chen Ah Si said that Young Master Tan was heavy and fat, and he suffered too much in wrestling, so he had to compare who had the most strength, that is, to see who could pull out the wooden peg in the toilet. Young Master Tan was very shrewd, so he let Chen Ah Si pull it out first. Chen Asi seemed to have exerted his strength to feed, and the wooden peg did not move at all. Young Master Tan saw the doorway, so when it was his turn to pull out the wooden peg, he shook it and pulled it outward, so he easily defeated Chen Ah Si.
The victorious Young Master Tan walked away proudly surrounded by his classmates. Chen Asi, who lost, showed a smug smile on the corner of his mouth.
The next morning, when the gentleman who had finished his convenience was trying to stand up with the wooden peg, the wooden peg suddenly came out, and the gentleman fell backwards into the pit......
Mr. quickly found out that it was Young Master Tan who loosened the wooden peg. As a result, Mr.'s whip was broken three timesβand it hit Young Master Tan's hands and head.
At this time, Young Master Tan understood that he had fallen into Chen Asi's trap. So, he complained to his father, saying that the reason why he was beaten so badly by Mr. was all Chen Asi's ghost. Boss Tan was naturally furious: You know, the reason why my Tan family's private school allowed you poor little ghosts to study for nothing is so that you can read to my son. Unexpectedly, you dared to break ground on Tai Sui's head! Get out, get out of here! So, Chen Asi put down the brush, picked up the axe, and joined Huineng and them.
Young Master Tan did not change his bad habits, and still instigated vicious dogs to scare his sister for fun.
Huineng said: "You should talk to him well, understand the reason, move with emotion, and let him put himself in his shoes." β
Shanzi said: "He is itchy to the bone, beat him hard, see if he still dares!" Chen Asi shook his head vigorously and denied the initiative of the two partners. Shanzi asked him what to do? He smiled mysteriously, and only said that the mountain people had their own tricks.
On this day, it was the day for my sister to go to the embroidery room to work.
Chen Asi took his two partners to a food stall selling oil glutinous rice cakes not far from Tan's house in advance. Deep-fried sticky cake made from glutinous rice noodles is best eaten hot. However, Chen Asi had to buy a cold oil glutinous rice cake.
Shanzi first called out: "Chen Asi, you are not enough friends, you just bought one, and you want to swallow it alone?" β
Chen Ah Si glanced at him and said, "Are you a pig?" Just know how to eat! β
Chen Ah Si wrapped a lot of fine hemp threads around the cold glutinous rice cake. Shanzi really wanted to say that the cold oil glutinous rice cake was not delicious in the first place, but now it is wrapped with rotten hemp silk, and it is even more inedible. However, he didn't dare to express the complaint in his heart, for fear that Chen Ah Si had other intentions and attracted spicy sarcasm.
After Chen Asi wrapped the fried rice cakes, he asked the owner of the food stall to fry them in the oil pan again. The boss looked at this special glutinous rice cake and looked embarrassed.
Chen Ah Si quietly put a copper coin on his board, so the boss didn't say a word, and fried the glutinous rice wrapped in hemp silk to be crispy and fragrant.
Chen Ah Si wrapped up the glutinous rice cake and rushed to the direction of the Tan family with Huineng and Shanzi. He was very accurate in time, they had just walked near Tan's house, and the younger sister was being chased by the vicious dog and barked and ran away.
Chen Ah Si threw the specially processed oil glutinous rice cake at the dog. The dog was very sharp, and bit the fragrant oil cake in the air. However, when it noticed the hot mouth of the oil glutinous rice cake that had just been fished out of the oil pot, it couldn't spit it out anyway - the glutinous rice cake was sticky enough, and the thin hemp thread on it was even more stuck between its teeth and tightly wrapped around its gums. It couldn't vomit, it couldn't swallow, it wanted to roar but couldn't make a sound, it was so hot that it rolled on the ground......
It has a sharp dog tooth, which can be regarded as completely scrapped. After that, when it saw the younger sister again, not only did it not dare to chase after it, but it went straight into the crotch of the master's legs......
Chen Asi and Xiaoshanzi are a pair of partners who grew up playing with mud and sand with their bare buttocks, one goes up to the tree to dig the bird's nest, the other goes down to the river to touch the small fish, and the other is naughty...... Sometimes, the two of them also fight with each other and scold each other, but after three days, they play together again. And Huineng is an outsider, so Chen Asi is closer to Xiaoshanzi. Especially after Chen Asi rectified the vicious dog, Lin Shanzi admired him so much that he could be said to be obedient to him.
Although Chen Ah Si is unusually smart and clever, he can't surpass Hui Neng in collecting firewood no matter what. Huineng chops a lot of firewood every day, and can sell it for almost twice as much money as him. Therefore, Chen Asi, who was flexible, threw down the axe and picked up the medicine hoe - and went to collect medicine.
There are a lot of herbs in the mountains, so Chen Asi's income from collecting herbs will soon be on par with Huineng chopping wood. The most obvious benefit of picking medicine is that you don't have to carry a heavy firewood down the mountain every day, leisurely, swimming, so chic and comfortable. Seeing this situation, Lin Shanzi was also moved and followed Chen Asi to collect medicine.
One day, the three of them broke up after entering the mountain together. When Shanzi was digging for medicinal herbs on the hillside, he was careless, his feet slipped, his body lost his balance, and he rolled towards the cliff...... Fortunately, there was a bush of thorns on the edge of the cliff, and he caught it in time. Chen Asi, who was near him, was so anxious that he shouted loudly: "Shanzi, you have to hold on!" If you fall, I'll jump off the cliff with me......"
After hearing Chen Asi's cry for help, Huineng rushed over with a rope to tie the firewood, risked sliding down the cliff, and pulled the mountain up......
Afterwards, the three of them couldn't help but be a little frightened. Shanzi said with palpitations: "Ah Si, if I really fall, do you really have to jump down?" β
Chen Ah Si said without hesitation: "If you fall off the cliff, I will jump down." You came with me to collect medicine, and if you fall to your death, I will be left alone with no face. β
Shanzi was moved to tears. Since then, he has been inseparable from him all day long, and his friendship has become deeper, thinking that the other party is a brother in life and death who can be entrusted with his life.
Collecting medicine depends entirely on luck. If you can come across precious medicinal materials, you will make a small fortune; If you're unlucky, you might end up empty-handed. That day, Yao Wang Ye played hide and seek with Chen Asi and Lin Shanzi, and they wandered around the mountains for a whole day, only digging up a few worthless herbal roots. Xu was embarrassed, they didn't wait to meet Huineng at the bottom of the mountain as usual, but walked in the direction of home first.
Shanzi was not angry, so he kicked the small stones on the mountain road all over the sky. The setting sun sprinkled gold, gilding the stones flying in the air with a halo of gold. Chen Asi's heart moved, and he said, "Shanzi, how good these stones are if they are golden!" β
"I've heard that someone has really picked up gold in the mountains." Shanzi continued with infinite fascination: "If we can also pick up a piece, although we haven't picked up medicine today, we can explain it to my father." Alas, even if you can just pick up a piece, you can explain it to your father. Alas, even a small piece of a fingernail cover would be fine! β
Chen Ah Si said: "You are too unambitious, if you want to pick up gold, pick up a piece of dog's head gold from him!" β
"Wow, that's big, how much can it be sold for!" Shanzi regarded the dog's head gold as a gold nugget the size of a dog's head, and sighed with infinite fascination: "If we can pick up a piece of gold the size of a dog's head, we will become the whole village, no, it should be the richest person in the whole city!" There is so much money that it can surpass Boss Tan, who runs a pawnshop! God, if you really have that much money, what are you going to do with it? β
"I'm going to build a tall building first, buy a full set of furniture, and then, and then ......" Chen Asi's eyes floated with a dreamlike brilliance. In his brain, the flower-like sister has already lived in the imaginary small building and slept on his bed......
Suddenly, the beautiful sister turned into a wisp of green smoke - his shoulder hurt. It was Shanzi, it was Shanzi who punched him in the shoulder and flew away his sweet dream.