Text Chapter 050 The thickest thigh in Lizhou
Li Yu retracted his gaze and saw that Chen Feiyang still looked panicked, but the dog head was gloating beside him. comforted Chen Feiyang and said: "It's okay, it's okay, it's just in front of the auspicious girl, your mouth has to be a little guarded, don't talk nonsense." ”
Chen Feiyang was pardoned, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes!" The little ones know! What about these invitations? ”
After this interruption, Li Yu was really not interested in watching it, and when he calmed down and thought about it, the scene of the powerful and rich gentry competing to come to the door, and the famous prostitutes and noblewomen were so familiar? I vaguely remember that there have been many such characters in later generations, but no matter how beautiful they were, none of them ended well in the end, and Li Yu didn't want to follow in their footsteps.
Li Yu shook his head with interest and said, "Take it, if she is sincere, she will come to invite her again." If she asks me yes, who am I? ”
Chen Feiyang said with a smile: "What Xiao Langjun said is true! ”
Chen Feiyang paused, and then whispered tentatively: "Xiao Langjun likes auspicious girls?" ”
Li Yu suddenly glared at him, Chen Feiyang saw that Li Yu was not really angry, so he salivated and said: "What kind of identity is Lang Jun now, if you like it, just open your mouth, and I'm afraid that the Miao family will not agree?" ”
The dog head hurried up, and said with a smile: "Yes, Langjun, the auspicious girl is now a dancer in 'Zhang Feiju', and it will be difficult to marry a decent family in the future." If Lang Jun favors her, are you still afraid that the Miao family will not send her to Lang Jun to warm the bed? ”
Li Yu was stunned and hurriedly asked, "What did you say?" Auspicious girl is a dancer in 'Zhang Feiju'? ”
The dog head blinked and said, "Yes...... Oh, yes! ”
Li Yu's heart was suddenly happy, and he saw that a handful of watery little cabbage was called a pig arch, and that kind of uncomfortable energy was not a man who didn't know. Now that he knows that Jixiang is just a dancer in a big restaurant, Li Yu's stuffy chest suddenly relaxes.
Although the profession of a dancer, all day long, the lights are bright and green, the cups are staggered, the will will gradually wears off, and once the hypocrisy meets a pleasing eye, the eyebrows come and go a few times, and then receive some benefits, it is inevitable that some women will do things with others half-pushed, but Li Yu believes that since Jixiang has not been so depraved, he will not do this kind of thing.
I don't know why, he just believes unconditionally, maybe it's because of the warm half of the Hu Biscuit given to him by the auspicious lady who pretends to be a wine lady when he first arrives in Lizhou City, or because of the two lines of tears in the moonlight in the bamboo forest behind the house, he just believes.
Now that he knows the industry that Jixiang is really engaged in, and then thinks back to his original wrong identification, Li Yu even feels that he cares about her too much, so he made the worst judgment because he cared.
Li Yu's mood was obviously happy, he patted the dog head on the shoulder heavily, and said with a smile: "Go!" Let's go out and find a restaurant and have a drink or two together! ”
Chen Feiyang and Goutou are two wine worms, but they have always been poor at hand, and they can't afford to drink many times. At this time, when he heard that Li Yu wanted to invite him to eat and drink, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and hurriedly agreed to accompany him outside.
As soon as the three of them walked into the alley, they saw their neighbor Granny Feng coming back from outside tremblingly with a cane. Li Yu hurriedly turned sideways to make way and greeted with a smile: "Granny Feng is back?" ”
When Mrs. Feng saw Li Yu, her mouth with all her teeth lost was overjoyed: "Ha! Little fish, my wife is looking for you. ”
Li Yuqi said: "What is Granny Feng looking for me to do?" ”
Mrs. Feng leaned forward, beat the crutches, and said angrily: "I don't know which little thief who killed a thousand knives stole the big fat pig that my wife has raised for almost three years." The old woman has been looking for a long time, but she has not found her whereabouts. Xiaoyuer, you should calculate for your mother-in-law, where is my big fat pig now? ”
Li Yu was embarrassed when he heard this, in fact, it was not the first time he had encountered something similar, but to go back once for such a little thing meant that everything else he did in the day had to be done all over again, which was really disturbing.
Granny Feng saw that Li Yu's face was embarrassed, and said unhappily: "Why, our neighbors live, and your mother-in-law begged you for such a trivial matter, but you refused to help?" ”
Li Yu said in a low voice: "Granny Feng, it's not that Yu'er refuses to help, it's just that Yu'er can only calculate three trigrams a day......
Granny Feng said: "This is just a little more thing, don't you count it out if you pinch your fingers?" Is it possible to wait for tomorrow? What if it lasts until tomorrow, and my fat pig has already been slaughtered, eaten, and sold for meat? ”
The dog head interjected: "Tomorrow doesn't count, the divination within ten days has been booked." ”
Granny Feng was furious, pointed at Li Yu's nose, and said with a pout: "Wow you, you kid has no conscience, you didn't have a conscience, when your mother gave birth to you, or did my wife give birth to you, now I beg you for such a trivial matter, you just push back, you stinky boy who got into the eyes of money, I knew that you were such a philistine, my wife should have ignored the umbilical cord wrapped around your neck and strangled you kid alive......"
The old woman's teeth were gone, and in anger, she sprayed Li Yu's face with spittle, Li Yu's face was full of wry smiles, so she had to make a spit face, and explained in a low voice: "Mother-in-law, Xiao Yu'er really doesn't want to help, but now it's really ...... Okay, okay, you lost a big fat pig, right, I'll pay for it! I pay! ”
Li Yu hurriedly gave Chen Feiyang a look, and Chen Feiyang took out a gold leaf from his sleeve with a calm face and stuffed it into Mrs. Feng's hand. At this time, the currency was mainly coinage and silk, and bartering was still being carried out in many places, and gold and silver were not directly used as currency, but as precious metals, it could be converted into money.
Mrs. Feng took the golden leaf, stuffed it into her mouth and licked it. Gold is softer than copper, so the easiest way for ordinary people to identify gold is to bite, the old woman has no teeth, and the bite is not done, but she can still lick it, because the gold with high purity will have a slight sweetness.
Mrs. Feng licked it, smacked her mouth in satisfaction, and muttered, "That's pretty much it!" ”
Mrs. Feng shook the crutches, held them in her hands, walked forward tremblingly, and glanced at Li Yu: "Hmph! Little fairy! In front of my wife, don't put on a score, you were still an old woman and I delivered the baby, you are bare-chested, the old woman has seen it......"
Li Yu accompanied the old woman with a smile and shook it over, and then wiped the spit on his face, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Lao Tzu finally understands why the emperors who started with cloth clothes like to kill heroes more than the emperors who were born in the second generation of officials." With such a master, no one can stand it! ”
The dog head humbly asked: "Xiao Langjun's words are very subtle, I don't understand a little, can you say it more plainly?" ”
Li Yu glared at him and said, "Get out!" ”
The dog head nodded and said, "This one is much more plain!" He walked forward with a poop.
As soon as the three of them walked to the door, they saw a carriage parked at the door, which made the carriage of horses rare, but this car was not only a horse, but also an official flag on the carriage: Lizhou Governor's Office.
Li Yu looked up and didn't recognize the handlebar style, but the handlebar style knew him, and immediately jumped out of the carriage and sang a fat song: "Xiao Li Immortal, you came just in time!" My lord invited Xiao Li Immortal to visit the Sword Pavilion Ancient Stack Cuiyun Corridor together, and the special envoy came to greet him! ”
The dog head showed off his majesty and said: "My little Langjun didn't ...... today"
Before the word "empty" could be spoken, he was kicked by Li Yu on the buttocks, and Li Yu scolded in a low voice: "It doesn't matter if Miss Shuangfei doesn't go, Miss Huangli is not in a hurry." But the thickest thigh in Lizhou is not in a hurry to hug it, what do you want? ”