"Dad, mother, sister-in-law, come on, enter the thief, enter the ......"

"Rebel, what are you shouting nonsense early in the morning?"

Dad staggered out of the back room with his clothes draped and cane, and scolded when he saw Yuan Lang. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Dad, it's not easy to pull, our chickens are gone!"

"Nothing, I'm selling!"

Yuan Lang asked in surprise; "Sold? Why did you sell it? ”

Dad didn't speak, but Yuan Lang didn't know why Dad did this.

"Second uncle, the chickens have been sold by my father to the neighbors, don't ask!"

The sister-in-law walked in with a basin of washed clothes from outside the house and said.

"I don't just eat a chicken, I don't give it to people, and there's no need to sell it!"

Yuan Lang didn't expect his father to be so stingy, and he didn't fight when he thought of this.

"Son, you blame your father, it's all to give you money for the marriage gift!" The old lady didn't know when she came, she handed Yuan Lang a small cloth bag after speaking, and then said, "This is gift money, you have collected it, go wash your face first, the matchmaker Wang and Aunt Wang are also waiting at the door, you hurry up and eat something, and then go to Gu's house to propose relatives!" ”

"No, seven or eight chickens can please the daughter-in-law, Dad, this deal is cost-effective...... Well? Dad, what are you crying about, are you reluctant to give up your chickens? ”

Dad didn't say anything and walked to the back room, his legs were already bad, and it was even more difficult to go back to the room at this time.

"Son, most of these gifts were pawned into the sister-in-law's dowry, and those chickens were only a few baht...... Our old Yuan family can't stand your sister-in-law! ”

"What, mother, you mean! Sister-in-law, you ......"

To be honest, Yuan Lang was moved, but he didn't expect that his marriage was obtained by exhausting the assets of the whole family.

"Mother, don't say it, if Da Lang is here, I think he will do the same...... Second uncle, I boiled you a few eggs for you to keep on the road to eat, you ......"

"Sister-in-law, thank you, thank you......"

With a "clang", the wooden basin in the sister-in-law's hand fell to the ground.

"Son, isn't it old and dizzy for my mother, how can you be so arrogant to your sister-in-law!"

Yuan Lang gratefully hugged his sister-in-law, which was the most common way to thank him in his time, but this was in the Han Dynasty, Yuan Lang was so unaware of the festival of his uncle and sister-in-law was jaw-dropping, no wonder the old lady fainted in fright.

……

"Ah, dad, don't chase after you, you have bad legs and feet, go back, I will definitely get your daughter-in-law back!"

On a quiet morning, a farce of a father chasing a son was staged in this small village, but the villagers of the two protagonists had already seen too much, so the big guys were busy with their own things, and they didn't attract much attention.

"Rebel, don't come back if you have a kind, don't come back......"

"What you said, I'll go to the door, don't regret it!"

"You, you ......"

"Ah, old Yuan, how do you pull ......?"

Seeing his father fall to the ground, Yuan Lang didn't dare to look back, I only had to run forward, and my father who fell to the ground was taken care of by the villagers who surrounded him, and it was estimated that it would be fine.

Yuan Lang didn't expect him to be so able to run, he actually ran out of a few miles in one breath, and saw that no one was chasing after him, and even the matchmaker invited by the family was thrown away by himself, so he sat down in a resting tea shed in the suburbs.

"Boss, boss, where is the death, hurry up and make a good tea!"

Yuan Lang's words did not startle the owner of the tea shed, but made the tea guests sitting next to him frown, and muttered in a low voice, "Uneducated".

But Yuan Lang's ears were sharp, and he heard it.

"Dead pervert, dare to insult your grandfather! See how I clean you up! ”

Yuan Lang saw that the two tea guests at the next table were all dressed as men, but they had clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, **** thin waist, and a woman's appearance, and at first glance, he knew that it was a trick for a woman to dress up as a man, and he couldn't help but tease.

"Brother, fight for a seat!"

Yuan Lang unceremoniously moved to the tea guest table, and even more unscrupulously picked up his nose, while the other hand took off his shoes and socks and picked up his feet.

"You...... You're not disgusting, get out of here! ”

The tea guest who muttered that Yuan Lang was not just now was in a hurry, slapped the table, got up and scolded angrily.

"Oh? I'm disgusted, tell me about it! ”

Yuan Lang was unmoved, he still went his own way, picked out his nose and blatantly bounced it on the table.

"You...... You came to share a table with us uninvited, and you ...... is still pickled on his body, and he actually picks his nose and stinky feet! ”

This tea guest is full of daughters when he speaks, and under this man's dress, he looks like a eunuch in the palace, Yuan Lang's heart of banter is great, and he only heard him say slowly: "This son, come out of the palace!" ”

The man was startled, but then calmed down and said angrily, "You...... You don't talk nonsense! ”

"One time is born and two times cooked, come and come, come and come, all are guests from afar, today I will invite you to tea, come, sit down!"

While Yuan Lang was talking, the owner of the tea shed had already appeared, and walked over with a pot of tea, and said; "Yuan Er, don't make trouble, this tea is mine today!"

Yuan Lang didn't expect that the owner of the tea shed still knew him, but he was so excited that he was willing to let go of the object of teasing.

"You bastard, you scoundrel, you ...... You pickled man, inferior man! ”

The young tea guest had no experience of quarreling at first glance, and he would be incoherent and even more overwhelmed.

"Ao, you said that we countrymen are pickled people, inferior people, right?"

"Yes, you are inferior!"

Yuan Lang sneered in his heart, and thought, "Little Nizi, this time I see that you are not dead!" ”

As expected, when the other tea guests heard this, they all jumped out and scolded in unison: "You son is so unreasonable, we are all first-class good citizens and ordinary people, how dare you despise us so much!" ”

That's a polite word, and listen!

"Yes, we have no grudges with you in recent days, how dare you abuse us countrymen, if you don't give an explanation today, we don't rely on you!"

"Yes, catch him, don't let them go!"

Yuan Lang's heart is full of joy, he doesn't have to do it himself to punish those who insult him, and he can also watch a good show while drinking tea, where to find such good things.

"You ...... Don't come, I'...... I ......"

The owner of the tea shed was afraid of making a big fuss, so he hurriedly stepped forward to persuade Yuan Lang: "Yuan Er, don't continue to make trouble, you have to spare people and spare people!" ”

When Yuan Lang heard this, he looked at the people who made trouble and made trouble, and they were indeed a little out of line, and they all went up to untie people's clothes.

Yuan Lang just wanted to make a round, but it was too late and that it was fast, but he saw a gray shadow flashing by, and the Diao people who took the lead in making trouble fell to the ground one by one, and the gray shadow that passed just now Yuan Lang also saw it clearly, it was another tea guest sitting at the same table with him.

This person is also a woman dressed as a man who was seen through by Yuan Lang at a glance, but even if he is dressed like this, he is still a heroic-looking young knight.

"You dare to do such an illegal thing in broad daylight, and there is no heavenly morality!"

Yuan Lang saw that this person was powerful, although he had the heart to pick flowers, but now that he had offended these two people, it was estimated that the other party would not have a good face for him.

Thirty-six plans, go up, Yuan Lang wanted to take advantage of the chaos to smear oil on the soles of his feet and slip away, but the right foot that he had just raised suddenly tripped and fell directly to the ground, and a dog ate.

"Bah, bah, little girl, you ......"

"Bang bang" two punches, Yuan Lang has some martial arts skills, but he still couldn't block the opponent's shot, and his nose instantly flowed blood.

But the extraordinary tea guest still refused to give up, and the "pop" was another two slaps, and he grabbed the back of Yuan Lang's neck.

"Who's making trouble here?"

Yuan Lang thinks that he has some means, but at this time, he is controlled by others, and he can't use it. He just didn't know how to get out, but at this time he happened to pass by a group of officers and soldiers, and they saw someone fighting in the tea shed, so they rushed over when they heard the noise.

"Help, save ......" Yuan Lang just thought that the savior had arrived, but when he looked at it, he was dumbfounded, it turned out that the officers and soldiers who came over were none other than him, and he still knew a few of the leaders, that is, the ones who were repaired by themselves yesterday, and at this time they came to more than a dozen people, it is estimated that they did not fight yesterday, and called for helpers today.

"Girl, let's settle our account another day, today you treat me as a fart, let me go!" Yuan Lang pleaded weakly, and then said, "If you don't get angry, you can beat me in another place, let's not do it here!" ”

The tea guest behind her was obviously surprised, she probably didn't expect that her outfit would be recognized by someone.

"Miss, these officers and soldiers are not good, or they may be coming for us, it is better to ......"

The other female tea guest who was teased by Yuan Lang just now looked a little nervous at this time, as if she was also afraid of seeing this group of officers and soldiers, and was urging her to leave.

"A group of dogs, if it weren't for the appointment with the third uncle, Aunt Ben and Grandma would have stabbed one by one...... Take him with you, and if anything happens, take him in the way! ”

This man had not spoken just now, and his words were so murderous. However, she exhaled like an orchid, and even if Yuan Lang was dragged by her in the palm of her hand, he was very close to it, and he wanted to be drunk.

"Girl, I'd rather die in your hands than be captured by this group of officers and soldiers as thieves, take me away quickly!"

Yuan Lang had already begun to beg shamelessly, but even if he didn't say it, the other party didn't intend to waste a shield in vain.

"It's not good, the thief wants to run, release the arrow!"

Yuan Lang was almost scared, he didn't expect that this group of soldiers would come to fight and still carry bows and arrows, which would probably see who he was, and he was even more unscrupulous with his arrows, eager to sieve him.