Chapter 030: The Mood of the First Battle

At this time, I saw the yellow turban thieves gushing out behind the mountain, and the smoke and dust that kept wading on the ground covered the sky and the sun, which was indeed thrilling, but a closer look found that the yellow turban thieves who came over like an overwhelming place were few strong and weak, and there were many women and children in the middle.

Where is this rebel army? It's basically a group of peasants after the show.

At this time, Lu Peng understood why the Yellow Turban Uprising was extinguished by the imperial court soon after, thinking about the garbage-like 3,000 officers and soldiers behind him, now Lu Peng finally understands that this is a worse world than rotten, not very bad, only worse.

Among these three forces, Lu Peng definitely thinks that his militia is the most elite, 1,000 against 50,000, it is difficult for him not to win, in fact, this battle does not have to be fought at all, the victory is completely in his own hands, and the military merit is so simple to obtain, there are some things that make Lu Peng feel bored.

Boredom is boring, not to mention facing 50,000 horses, even in the face of 50,000 pigs, they will hit people to death when they run wildly, so Lu Peng tightly held the panmen knife in his hand, clamped the horse's belly with his legs, and constantly hypnotized himself. I was sent from heaven to have a great mission. I'm not going to die, or God would have to go to great lengths to get me into this world. My mission has just begun, and if the hungry man let me die, he will be blind. So don't be afraid, God won't let me die.

Since God won't let me die, then I won't be killed by anyone else except by suicide. Most likely, if I don't even kill myself before I complete my mission, God won't let me die.

In this chattering self-hypnosis, Lu Peng's confidence swelled more and more, and finally swelled into infinity.

And just when Lu Peng was about to face the first big war in his life. There was a roar in his ears.

"Sir will hold down the position for me, and watch my three brothers go out to break the enemy."

Lu Peng was so moved that he was about to cry, who is this, how empathetic this is.

Looking up, who are the three Liu Guanzhang who are not eager to show meritorious service?

In fact, Liu Guanzhang has different personalities. Liu Bei is in a hurry to show now, Guan Yu is a person who follows the big man, and as long as his brother rushes there, he will kill him. And Zhang Fei is a guy who is addicted to fighting. As long as there is a fight, I don't want others to help me at all, which is very incomprehensible to my personal heroism.

When Lu Peng saw that the three brothers were in a hurry to leave the station, he was happy in his heart. I just came to this world, and it is the first time I have experienced such a huge battle, although I think in my heart that I must be blessed by God's help, but this thing is a feudal superstition, and it is indeed impossible to do it, even if it is calculated according to the rules of crossing, God does exist. But what if God is napping at this time? There is indeed no bottom in the heart.

His own little 500 centaurs are at least tens of thousands of horses on the opposite side, which is simply a small boat that has been rejected, and it will be swallowed up in an instant, and even a slag will not be left for himself.

At the same time, I am used to reading books and books, and I have never experienced this ancient war. I also want to directly observe whether the ancient war is according to the instructions. The two armies are arrayed, and then each side sends generals, everyone makes an appointment, and the two generals represent tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of horses on both sides, engage in a fair competition in the ring, and if they lose, they will naturally turn their heads and run, and if they win, even if there are ten people. It is also necessary to chase tens of thousands of troops for dozens of miles. During this period, there were not many people who were hunted down and hacked to death, but more of their own people trampled each other to death.

In fact, such wars did occur in ancient times, that is, before the ancient pre-Qin, when people were still simple to the point of outrageousness. And it is strictly required to follow the form of the weekly rites at that time, if you don't follow the weekly rites, then you have already lost without fighting and have been spurned by the people of the world, so what are you messing with?

At that time, the Great Zhou Ceremony was the largest.

According to the rules of Zhou Li, war is actually a covenant between lords and nobles. With hundreds or thousands of chariots on both sides, but that's just with cheerleaders and spectators.

The people on both sides of the covenant are facing each other against each other, and then they have to do what they do during the week (that is, explain the purpose of my appointment). What greetings (that is, according to etiquette, first greet each other's ancestors and parents well, remember, this is definitely not a scolding, but a sincere greeting), what to sign up (this is to inform each other, to see if the identities of our two nobles are equal, not equal, sorry, this time the fight is over, let the person who is equal to my identity come) and then take out a so-called righteousness that can stand on each other, to crusade against unkindness, etc., etc.

In the end, the two sides said that their mouths were dry. Then they began to hedge against each other in chariots. One round can make the difference between victory and defeat.

Ladies and gentlemen, I think this is just a joke, how can a round decide the winner or loser. That's really what happened, because before the Spring and Autumn Period. Everyone fought on the chariot, and the chariot was pulled by several horses, and some of them were stubborn oxen, yes, they were oxen, and they were pulled by oxen, and they had not yet turned, and after hedging against each other, the horses ran forward frantically. If you want to fight the second round, you can't do it, because when everyone's chariot has no brakes, you can only rely on the horses to brake, and then turn around after the chariot is braked, and then straighten out the formation that has been messed up with each other, and have a second duel, sorry, it's already dark. At the same time, according to the weekly etiquette, there can be no war at sunset, because it is time for everyone to eat, it is time to eat, so everyone goes home, eats when it is time to eat, and then washes and sleeps.

If you don't feel convinced, it's okay, let's continue with this process tomorrow. After dawn, everyone took all the cheerleaders in line, right, and then everyone went through those tedious and outrageous procedures again, and then everyone led the team to rush once. Then go home and wash up and sleep. That's why in the pre-Qin period, every great war never lasted more than two days. Because everyone is a gentleman, a gentleman should be a gentleman, pay attention to integrity, and not play tricks. Since the two of us have made an appointment to hedge against each other, those who fail must be willing to admit defeat. Then everyone sat down and discussed who should be the overlord, who should be the junior brother, and who should be the subordinate, with the position established by this loser and the winner. Who should pay tribute.

Of course, you can also be unconvinced, no problem, let's make an appointment again next time and bring the cheerleaders on both sides again. Or according to that outrageous procedure. Everyone continued to fight, remembering that it was a war, and then went home and looked for their own mothers.

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