Tang Bohu also fell off the horse, picked up his two sledgehammers from the ground, and saw that the fool fell harder than himself, he couldn't help laughing, and echoed the fool: "Brother fool is right, this war horse rides up, it is like a boat, dangling, taking care of this side, not taking care of that side, if you don't pay attention to it, you will slide down, if you go to the battlefield, you can't even hold your own weapons steadily, how can you have the heart to fight and kill." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

These war horses were all secretly allocated to Crab Mountain by Shi Weiyi, as his private troops outside the imperial court, but Liu Gouwa couldn't understand why Shi Weiyi didn't equip them with saddles since Shi Weiyi gave them horses to Crab Mountain, was it because he was afraid that they would be strong and disobey discipline?

The people who have had a war horse on Hutou Mountain don't know Liu Gouwa's such cranky thoughts, they listened to the words of the fool and Tang Bohu, and they all echoed the words of the two of them, and some people also talked about their experiences and feelings on the horse, which was nothing more than that the war horse walked up and was bumpy and unstable.

Those captured Crab Mountain horse bandits, seeing these dirt buns in Hutou Mountain, couldn't even ride a horse, fell into a wolf embarrassment, and were still complaining, they couldn't help but feel funny, but they didn't dare to laugh, so they had to hold back their ears and face blue.

Although Liu Gouwa was a native of a mountain village in later generations, there was no one in her hometown who raised horses, so since she was a child, she has never seen a horse a few times, let alone ridden a horse.

Now when I saw those captives in Crab Mountain, I had the intention of laughing at the people of Hutou Mountain, and I was not convinced, thinking that this horseback riding was not the same as riding a motorcycle in later generations, the dirt roads in the village were uneven, and I was driving a motorcycle, and I was not walking on the ground. So, Liu Gouwa shouted loudly: "Let me try!" ”

When Tang Bohu heard this, he took out the black horse he had just ridden, Liu Gouwa looked at the horse, the buttocks were fat and strong, the whole body was black, the feet were slender, the ears were towering, and the eyes were shining. ”

Liu Gouwa didn't know why Shi Weiyi was willing to give such a good military horse to the mountain bandits of Crab Mountain, but now these military horses have fallen into their own hands, and they are their own, Liu Gouwa couldn't help but cherish it, stroked the black horse, patted the horse's buttocks, and said with a smug smile: "As the saying goes, pat the horse's ass, pat the horse's ass, it turns out that this is how it feels......"

Liu Gouwa didn't finish speaking, the black horse was used by Liu Gouwa's shooting, couldn't help but raise his tail, and suddenly swept Liu Gouwa's face, Liu Gouwa couldn't dodge, and was swept upright, causing everyone in Hutou Mountain to laugh, and even those captives of Crab Mountain laughed out loud.

Liu Gouwa hurriedly spit out two mouthfuls of saliva, looked at the black horse, and laughed at herself: "Hey, Lao Hei, I just slapped you twice, so you can give me a meeting gift like this, and you don't need to meet so intimately at such a distance." ”

Liu Gouwa's words caused a burst of laughter from everyone, and the fool laughed at Liu Gouwa: "Brother, this horse really recognizes the master, so many people are here, no one gives a meeting gift, but he just gave my brother a special meeting gift, it's really eccentric, it's also patting your ass......"

"Hey, how do you speak, is there such a compliment?" Liu Gouwa listened to the fool talking nonsense again, and couldn't help but stop him.

"What's wrong with me? Am I wrong? The fool saw that everyone was looking at him strangely, but he didn't know that he had said the wrong thing, so he couldn't help touching his head inexplicably and questioning.

Huang San was originally only responsible for watching the excitement on the side, but now that he saw that the fool said the wrong thing and couldn't find a loophole in his words, he stepped forward and smiled: "Brother fool, you said that the dark horse is also patting Brother Liu's ass, then you don't compare Brother Liu's face to a horse's ass." ”

"I didn't mean that." When the fool heard this, he hurriedly shouted.

"Haha, I know you don't mean that, just make a joke for you, listen to you, this dark horse will be mine in the future." Liu Gouwa laughed at the fool, and then said to everyone: "You all get out of the way, I'm going to get on the horse and try it." ”

After Liu Gouwa finished speaking, she was about to get on the horse, and when she saw that the black horse was a little tall, she secretly exerted her strength, snorted softly, and climbed up to the horse's back. But Liu Gouwa didn't estimate it well, she used too much force, and the whole person turned over to the opposite side, but fortunately, Tang Bohu was protecting on the opposite side, otherwise, Liu Gouwa would really have an upside-down onion, and she would stick it on the ground under her head and feet.

Everyone helped Liu Gouwa on both sides of the horse, and Liu Gouwa asked everyone to let go and manipulate the horse by himself. When everyone let go, Liu Gouwa knew how to grasp the balance, sat on the horse, and sat more firmly than the fool Tang Bohu and others, but the black horse walked, and the horseback seemed to be slippery and not slippery, Liu Gouwa either slipped to this side, or to the other side, and several times Liu Gouwa saw that he was about to fall down, but fortunately, the fool Tang Bohu and others were supported on the side, so they did not fall to the ground.

Because she was in a hurry, Liu Gouwa had to give up riding a horse and get off the horse and walk back with everyone. Lu Zhishen held the captives of Crab Mountain, thinking that they were walking slowly, so he couldn't help but come to find Liu Gouwa, touched the little bald hair left on his head, and asked: "These horse bandits are walking slowly, why does my brother have to escort them up the mountain and let them waste our food?" It's better to kill or let it go. ”

"Brother, you don't know this, you see that we have captured so many war horses, can you all ride them? They are a treasure, they were originally officers and soldiers, and they were very experienced in horseback riding, and when they went up to Hutou Mountain, we let them teach the people in our cottage to ride horses, and then they would stay if they wanted to stay, and let them go down the mountain if they didn't want to stay. Liu Gouwa said what she planned from the bottom of her heart.

When Liu Gouwa and the others returned to Hutou Mountain, the sky was already bright, and as soon as they went up to Hutou Mountain, they heard a faint rumbling sound of horses' hooves from afar, and they went in the direction of Crab Mountain.

Soon, the direction of Hutou Mountain rose up with billowing smoke, straight into the sky, attracting the people of Hutou Mountain, watching in the cottage, noisy pointing, and discussing.

Qiu Shaoan stood beside Liu Gouwa, looking at the billowing smoke in the direction of Crab Mountain, his face was a little embarrassed, when he saw Liu Gouwa and others again, the loot brought back from Crab Mountain was the gift he gave to Crab Mountain two days ago, and now they are all stacked on the lawn of the cottage, waiting for the owner of Li Fang to register in the warehouse, he can't help but turn blue, his eyes are red, and he gritted his teeth and endured.

Since Li Fangzhu escaped from Songcheng with Liu Gouwa and went to Hutou Mountain, he has been in charge of Liu Gouwa, all the property, grain and grass accounts on Hutou Mountain, and his son Li Daniu was a mountain bandit on the mountain, and also participated in Liu Gouwa's military training, and now he is also a small leader on the mountain.