51. Dig a big pit and wait for someone to jump
After sending Zhao Min to the Baojin Building on the Xianqiao to see the Zhao family leave, Gao Zunyu jumped up and rubbed the fire: "Brother, those poor scars forgot the pain, and they came in and became arrogant." The one surnamed Ren collided with the little lady of the Zhao family, should we take the surname Ren Liwei? ”
Li Buqi asked, "What do you want?" If it's hard to beat him? ”
Gao Zunyu said with a smile: "Brother thinks of another way to frustrate their prestige." ”
"Are you talking about poor or the children of civil officials?"
"yes, yes. Although they have been much more cautious in their words recently, they are really annoying when they say that they are noble and martial arts are ancestors. ”
Li Buqi has been thinking about the problem of the Great Song Dynasty recently, and when he heard the word "ancestral system", a flash of inspiration suddenly occurred in his mind: "You let me think about it." ”
Gao Zunyu hurriedly waved his hand and motioned to a few brothers who were commenting on the little lady to shut up, for fear of disturbing Li Buqi. Li Buqi thought about it for about three minutes before turning around and saying, "It's too noisy here, let's go to a secluded place." ”
Seeing that Li Buqi was so solemn, there must be some detailed plan, so they hurriedly went up to the dirt mountain and found a place with few people on the high slope. Li Buqi let the companions of the yamen be surrounded by the periphery, and then said to the yamen: "Since those poor sours don't accept the lesson, let's give him a ruthless one, let them know that they can eat indiscriminately, and they can't talk nonsense." And let them remember it for a lifetime. ”
The eyes of the people in the yain lit up, and they all said: "Brother (brother) speak quickly!" ”
Li Buqi asked: "It's just that whether this thing can be done depends on whether you can keep it secret and not leak a little bit before launching; The second is to see if you can endure hardship, and whether you can bear to be angry. ”
"It works." "What's this?" "Brother, say it quickly!"
Li Buqi asked, "Which of you can't ride a horse and shoot arrows?" ”
Someone immediately protested: "We are all guards, how can we not ride horses and shoot arrows?" ”
Li Buqi smiled and said: "Don't think I don't know, you are all delicate and expensive, even if you can ride a horse and archery, you may not be proficient." If you don't do these two things, you will suffer. So I'm giving you two months to get both. ”
Not many people objected to this request. They are the gatekeepers, and it is their duty to learn to ride horses and shoot arrows well. Li Buqi said: "I still have to learn etiquette and music in these two months, pay attention, it is the official etiquette and elegant music at the imperial court ceremony, not the minor key in the hook column!" ”
At this time, even Gao Zunyu had a bitter face: "What do you do by learning those things that grind people?" I dozed off when I touched those things. ”
Li Buqi said undoubtedly: "You must learn, learn as much as you can." Also, in the past two months, please ask Mr. to teach you "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic", you must learn it! ”
The gang of yamen wailed for a while and protested again and again: "What do you want to do when you learn that, do you have to settle accounts?" ”
Li Buqi looked like he hated iron but not steel: "People say, 'You have to show merit in front of people, and you have to work hard behind it', you don't want to work hard to be suppressed." If you don't learn these things well, do you want to compare them with other people's poetry and songs? As long as you learn these things well, in two months, I will take you to kill those poor acids and kill him, and maybe let his adults beat their butts to pieces! ”
"Really?" These people are also ruthless: "In this case, we will learn!" Kill those poor sours! ”
Li Buqi said: "Of course, if you can learn faster, let's fight them early!" ”
Gao Zunyu shouted "yes", and then asked, "What about the second thing?" ”
Li Buqi said: "The second thing, no matter what they say about you after you meet them, you only say that they are not gentlemen, disdain to debate with them, and let them bite the ancestral system to death. Don't say anything else, it's just to hook up their anger. There's no problem with this, right? ”
This is naturally not a little difficult for the Yanai who have been fighting since childhood. The fifth elder of the Pan family scratched his ears and cheeks and asked: "Brother first get to the bottom of it, how do you kill those poor and sour people?" ”
Li Buqi said with a smile: "There are many people. Don't divulge it! By the way, I'm going to test your homework. If you don't learn well in those few samples, you won't mention it later! ”
"But two months is too long!"
Li Buqi said with a smile: "If you want to pit people, you must dig a pit first, right?" Don't take time to dig a hole? When we've dug the pit and watched them jump in on their own, how nice? ”
Gao Zunyu shouted: "Listen to Hei Saburo!" ”
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Zhao Zhen's impression of Li Buqi is one word "cowardice". With Lu Yijian's constant advances, and Li Buqi, who was secretly supported by Lu Yijian, beating the side drum by his side every day, even so, once he saw which minister's recital said that he was worried about taking a tough stance in Hebei, the emperor was still worried.
Although Zhao Zhen was still the commander of the palace and the two provinces knew that the military ministers were worthy of generals, and sent the privy envoy Du Yan to be the right, and Ding Du to be the deputy Xuanfu Hebei, and ordered the front-line generals to take a tough attitude towards the Liao people and not let the Liao people see through the truth, and made some tough postures to prepare for war, but the emperor was still hesitant to build the Daimyo's mansion into the northern capital.
It's really disturbing. Li Buqi had no choice but to copy Mr. Pu Songling's famous article "Three Rules of the Wolf" and dedicated it to Zhao Zhen, hoping to touch the emperor. Sure enough, after reading this story, Zhao Zhen said to Li Buqi: "I have learned from reading the story you wrote. Today, I ordered Du Shumi to prepare for the construction of the palace in the Daimyo's Mansion. ”
Li Buqi breathed a long sigh of relief, secretly proud in his heart, thinking that the emperor was a little touched when he saw the story written by Mr. Pu Songling that the butcher threw bones to feed the wolf and still couldn't escape, and finally had to kill the wolf. But the emperor whispered another sentence, which made Li Buqi's pride disappear.
"I didn't expect that! Zhibaozhou Wang Guo actually bought the details of the Liao people and just sent them back to Beijing. It turned out that the Liao people really wanted to blackmail in the name of demanding land, and the army gathered on the border was mainly bluffing. Your analysis is not wrong at all, hehe. ”
It turned out that I made up my mind when I knew that there was no danger! Li Buqi completely despised this great emperor in his heart. But he also has to show his loyalty and patriotism: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty should not tell your ministers about this." I also ask Your Majesty not to let too many people know. ”
"Oh? Why? Is this a great thing? Zhao Zhen was puzzled.
Aren't you already known to everyone who has preached it? Li Bu abandoned this Khan, and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, the ministers read the history books and the two countries are fighting, and whoever holds the secrets of the other party will have the advantage." For example, if we now know the conspiracy of the Liao people, we can prescribe the right medicine, and the Liao people do not know that I have insight into the conspiracy, and they must think that our preparations are all the same, and they must be more in awe of our Great Song Dynasty. But once it is revealed, the secret will not become a secret, and the Liao people will not be in awe when they are frustrated. ”
"In addition, once the Liao people know that we already know the details, there are two disadvantages. First, if the Liao people become angry because of their plots, the situation will be difficult to control. The second is that if the general of the edge of the border slacks off when he hears the news, it will be a big trouble for the Liao people. ”
"That's right!" Zhao Zhen hurriedly stumbled: "Hurry up and tell Gan Zhaoji, let the Imperial City Division see who knows the news, and warn them not to leak the news." ”