Chapter 360: Lu Wu provokes the Divine Monarch
Most of the Divine Monarch's body was immersed in the ancient divine water, not only was it not eroded, but it was even more radiant.
I subconsciously reached out and wiped the corner of my mouth, and suddenly realized that I was now a puddle of ancient divine water, so I gave up.
In his mind, the black box proposed, "Host, since you like the body of the Divine Monarch so much, why don't you use the water body to come forward and rub two handfuls of oil?"
"Which eye do you see that I like his body?" I asked, closing my eyes again and again, and paddling as hard as I could, as far away from him as I could.
The black box then said, "It's all drooling, and I deny it!"
"You may not believe it, but this body is very forgiving. I whispered to myself.
The black box looked up rampantly to the sky and laughed, "Host, how can you see anyone who is him lately? The man in black looks like him, the tree looks like him, and the Divine Monarch looks like him?"
“.........”
Perhaps, I really have lovesickness?
It doesn't matter whether it is harmful or not, the important thing is that if I don't find tolerance, my heart will be uneasy every day.
Wow –
At this moment, the Divine Monarch was leisurely soaking in the pool, and suddenly stretched out his fingers with even flesh and bone to gently puff the pool water, causing the blue waves on the surface of the pool where the original stagnant water was slight.
What's even more unfortunate is that after he stroked a few waves of the pool water, his slender fingers actually fished my liquid body out of the pool, and then held me high in the palm of his hand.
Oh my God, what the hell is he going to do!
I'm almost going crazy with him, a ***, does the bath need to be so tossed?
Smack-
In the next moment, he poured all of me on the black hair that he poured behind my back, and my nose and face were swollen.
What a perverted thing.
I cursed in a low voice, and quietly escaped without a trace with the first move of the water-style mental method.
Xu was moving too much, he turned around smartly, grabbed my fluid body with one hand, looked around vigilantly, and said in a deep voice, "Who?"
Isn't he talking nonsense?
In this situation, whoever dares to answer will not die.
I held my breath, deliberately slowed my heartbeat, and lay straight in his hands, pretending to be dead.
After a while, the Divine Monarch regained his composure, and he held me in one hand, pretending to be dead and pretending to be a little sleepy, and threw it into his silver fox mask with a "snap".
I was torn apart, and most of my body was caught in his silver fox mask.
Unfortunately, the mask was pitch black, and no matter how good my eyes were, it was hard to see its true face.
欻——
I twisted the Heavenly Thunder Fire with my fingertips, and was about to take advantage of the faint flame, opening my eyes wide to take a good look at the true face under the mask of the Divine Monarch Silver Fox. Unexpectedly, he suddenly dived into the pool, causing the faint heavenly thunder fire to be ruthlessly extinguished by the cold ancient divine water.
Just tossed back and forth until the sunset, and the Divine Monarch finally died down. He changed into a silver python brocade robe, jumped up from the pool, and walked away without looking back.
After such a toss from him, I was already physically and mentally exhausted, floating on the surface of the pool that had returned to calm, and I secretly scolded the Divine Monarch countless times in my heart.
His bad deeds are even more hateful than the man in black who made me sniff my pants!
The twilight was dreary, and the stars hung in the sky.
I blinked, subconsciously looking at the scarlet Sirius to the northwest, and remembered the ink-stained dust, "In the dead of night, I always look up at the sky. When the stars are bright and dark, it is as if those noble people who have appeared in my life are waving to me, very kindly. ”
In my mind, the black box poured cold water on me, "Host, what you see is not Sirius, it is Hongluan Star!" Hongluan Star is located in the northeast direction, and Sirius is in the northwest direction, although they are both shining with red light, but they are separated by the Chu River and Han Realm, I really don't understand how you admit your mistake." ”
I'm misremembering the location again? It's infuriating.
The words of the black box became the last straw that crushed me, so that I didn't lift it up in one breath, showed my human form, and fainted to death in the not very wide pool.
"Someone's killed!"
After a while, a loud shout resounded in the sky, dragging back my thoughts outside the world.
When I opened my eyes suddenly, dozens of beautiful Jiao'e were surrounding me, staring at me curiously and discussing.
"Her life is really big, she has soaked in the ancient divine water, and she is still like no one else. ”
"It's not a good thing to have a big life. If you let the Divine Monarch know that she is still alive, maybe you will abuse her!"
"Why do I think the Divine Monarch is not ordinary to her?"
"I think so too. If it were an ordinary person who repeatedly offended the Divine Monarch, the Divine Monarch would have personally destroyed his primordial gods!"
.........
They chattered and chattered non-stop, and then somehow reached an agreement, and stretched out their little white hands to pinch my neck.
"What are you doing?" the Divine Monarch stood from afar with his hands behind his back, looking at me in the encirclement steadily.
"Divine King, and the song girl has failed to sink into the pond, and we are thinking of giving her a ride and throwing her out of the pond again. A clever Jiao'e quickly continued.
She knelt beside me obediently and sensibly, her hands neatly folded on her laps, and a pair of apricot eyes stared intently at the silver fox mask of the Divine Monarch, smiling skillfully.
"What's your name?" Shenjun was slightly stunned, and his inky black eyes glanced at her faintly.
The clever Jiao'e was flattered, and replied in a coquettish voice, "The cheap concubine is five hundred years old. ”
", sink her in the pond, and then set up a tombstone for her to requiem. Shenjun said to the respectful next to him without being salty.
When the heard this, they were also shocked, "Shenjun, what did Lu Wu do wrong?"
"Death is avoidable, but living sin is inescapable. Throw her into the ruined building, and let her be the companion of Du Shi Niang, who doesn't know whether she is alive or dead!" The Divine Monarch said indifferently, and then, in the frightened eyes of everyone, he picked up me with a blue nose and swollen face, and took me back to the house very gently.
Behind him, there was the sound of inhaling one after another.
As for me, who was held in the arms of the Divine Monarch, I was even more surprised and didn't know what to say.
As he closed the door, I reached out again, trying to remove the silver fox mask from his face.