Chapter 011: Pretending to be a ghost

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But Yuan Lang felt that it was undoubtedly impractical to talk to the girl who was determined to kill him or beg her.

"That's it, that's it, when I get to the underworld, I will grind with them again, and discuss the rebirth, Lao Tzu will not play in this era!"

Just when Yuan Lang closed his eyes and was waiting to die, suddenly, a thunderclap exploded in the sky, shaking the roof of the broken temple.

Immediately afterward, there was a burst of thunder, and a bolt of lightning pierced the night sky, as if tearing a hole in the night.

No matter how bold Zhang Ning was, she was really frightened, the movements in her hands froze, and with the light from the lightning, she looked at it in a blink of an eye, only to see the gods in the temple glaring at her angrily, and she couldn't help but palpitate.

Yuan Lang knew that this was his best chance to survive, this ancient people were afraid of ghosts and gods, why didn't he use this as a breakthrough.

"Ahh......h

Yuan Lang began to convulse all over his body, and foaming at the mouth was no different from a sheep's epileptic attack.

"You, you, what are you doing?"

But Zhang Ning didn't know whether it was true or not, she was already a little frightened, and she was also panicked when she saw Yuan Lang's outrageous performance.

There was a moment of tranquility, and then a dull voice, as if from eternity, only listened to him: "Zhang Ning's disciple, the man in front of you, you can't kill it!" ”

Zhang Ning was startled, and his squatting body also stood up, the sword in his hand didn't know where Yuan Lang had thrown it away, so he could only use the candlestick in his hand to protect his chest, acting as a weapon to protect himself.

"You, what kind of person are you, pretending to be a ghost here, I, I'm not afraid!"

Yuan Lang wanted to laugh when he heard it, this girl was obviously scared stupid, what are she pretending to be there.

It seems that his ventriloquist has worked, and Yuan Lang is really glad that he knows this trick of not learning and pleasing girls.

Yuan Lang continued his ventriloquist performance and said, "You don't have to look for the old man, the old man is attached to this man!" ”

“…… You, what are you doing attached to him, you have a debtor and a master, you want to torture him, but don't come to me, don't come to me, don't come to ......"

Zhang Ning was so frightened that she hid behind the wooden pillar of the temple, and it happened that there was a layer of gray cloth wrapped around the wooden pillar, and she simply used this layer of cloth to wrap her whole person inside.

Yuan Lang also prepared a set of rhetoric, but this girl was already frightened, and she didn't play cards according to the routine at all, and she didn't even ask about the origin of Yuan Lang's role as this person.

But since this is the case, it also saves Yuan Lang trouble, so he went straight to the topic and then whispered: "The man in front of you can't be killed, not only can't be killed, but you will marry him in the future!" ”

"No, I don't want to, I don't like him, I don't like him......"

Zhang Ning was so anxious that he stomped his feet in the gray cloth, it seemed that he really didn't have a good impression of Yuan Lang.

But Yuan Lang still didn't give up, since he found the weakness of this girl, he didn't want to die.

"Disciple Sun Zhang Ning, are you going against the will of heaven! To tell you the truth, I am the Nanhua old immortal who gave your father the "Taiping Sutra", and today I am telling you that the man in front of you is related to your fate. ”

The name of Nanhua Old Immortal, Zhang Ning doesn't know how many times he has heard his father say it, and it stands to reason that he still has to call him grandpa.

But today this matter is really unnegotiable, if you want to marry a man you don't like, it is better to let her die.

"Okay, Master Zu, since Zhang Ning can't follow your will, then kill him first, and then kill himself, and never let you be embarrassed!"

Yuan Lang didn't expect such an ending, what was wrong with him, he actually made the eldest girl of the family so disgusted.

"Stop!" Yuan Lang was afraid that if he didn't speak again, Zhang Ning, who came out of the gray cloth, would really kill himself, so he then played the role and said: "It's okay! Since you are the grandson of the old man, then the old man will bear all the sins of killing! Ah, the old man is as anxious as the law, ah, plant ......"

After Yuan Lang finished speaking, he finally made a sound of "ah, ah" in his mouth, and then bit his tongue ruthlessly and spit out a mouthful of blood from his mouth.

"Grandpa, you ...... him"

"Humph! This stinky boy dares to be contemptuous of you, how can the old man let him go! The old man has planted a poisonous curse in his body, and he only has a lifetime to live, so he can be regarded as cheap! ”

"But, but she ...... me ...... me"

"The old man knows, he has seen your body, then the old man is a good person to the end, and then cast a spell to make him forget what he saw in you, well, the one he saw, okay...... Ah, Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law, ah, forget ......"

Zhang Ning couldn't tolerate Yuan Lang the most, and now that the ancestor Nanhua Old Immortal helped her solve this matter, she was naturally much more relieved.

"Okay, apprentice, the old man's soul can't be out of the body for too long, you still have to take this kid with you, otherwise if he dies mysteriously within this year, he will still implicate you, remember, remember, old man, go!"

"Ah, Grandpa, Grandpa......"

When Zhang Ning heard that she had to take such a big pervert, of course she was unwilling.

But Yuan Lang is willing, now that he is safe enough by his side with this girl, it is difficult to open his eyes, how can he go back so disgraced, and this girl tortures herself so much, if she doesn't get it back, then she is still a man.

Yes, conquer her, and the battlefield must be in bed, so it's decided, follow her!

"Ahh......h What's wrong, what's going on, am I dead, am I in the underworld, ah, Miss Zhang Ning, why are you coming to the underworld, you go quickly, go quickly......"

The shameless Yuan Lang pretended to be a ghost for a long time, and at this time he pretended to be free from the possession, and he had not yet played.

"Phew, I won't die if you die!" Zhang Ning had no burden in her heart, so she naturally had no murderous intent towards Yuan Lang, so she lost the candlestick she was still holding in her hand, walked behind Yuan Lang, and pulled Yuan Lang, who was paralyzed, up.

"Ahhh

Zhang Ning then "clicked" twice, took Yuan Lang's dislocated arms on both sides, and then asked, "Do you remember what you did to me?" ”

"What did I do to you, all I know is that I got you here, girl, and then you passed out, and I don't remember anything else, huh? Why is my arm still dislocated, thank you girl, thank you girl! ”

Pretending to be stupid, Yuan Lang dares to admit that he is second, no one dares to be the first, he is better than anyone else in this nonsense.

Obviously, Zhang Ning was very satisfied with this answer, it seems that Grandpa Zu did not lie to her.

"Thank you for saving me! It's only natural that I'll help you! Zhang Ning naturally remembered the instructions of the grandfather before leaving, so he said, "Since you can't go home anymore, then go back to Jizhou with me!" After all, I'm the one who has caused you! ”

"This ...... Then this will annoy you, girl! “

Yuan Lang has actually been happy in his heart for a long time, this girl Kong Wuli has a lack of IQ, so she was fooled by herself so easily, if she was a human trafficker, she would probably sell her, and she would help her count the money.

"You're welcome! Helping you is also helping myself! ”

Zhang Ning walked behind a statue as he spoke, and walked out after a while.

As soon as Yuan Lang saw it, he knew why Zhang Ning went, you said that a girl's family, it's not good to hide things, you have to hide yourself, I don't know if it will affect your development.

"It's not good to stay here for a long time, the dog's legs and nose are very smart, we have to take advantage of the darkness to get on the road!"

"Okay, I'll listen to the girl, I'll go wherever the girl tells me to go, even if I am asked to go up the knife mountain and down the oil pot, I won't blink my eyelids!"

"Shut up your stinky mouth, and pinch it like this in the future, be careful that I tear your stinky mouth!"

“……”

This woman's face change is like changing clothes, Yuan Lang is bent on following her, it is estimated that there will be hardships in the days to come.