057 Beer and cigarettes, boundless mana
The arrival of Liu Sheng made the mood of most of the scholars present fall to the bottom all of a sudden.
The person who casually made ten famous poems, and each one is enough to be passed down through the ages, and now he actually says that what he is best at is actually making pairs, which makes people not live!
Of course, those scholars who think that Liu Sheng is not talented and rely on plagiarism are sneering at the moment!
Including Zhao Gongzi, he had already seen through Liu Sheng's lack of talent, and the artistic conception of the ten poems was fundamentally different, and he knew at a glance that it was made on the spot.
However, there are strict requirements for pairs: the upper and lower couplets must have an equal number of words, consistent sentences, equal and harmonious tones. The most important thing is that the artistic conception of the two couplets must also be the same, or completely opposite, in order to be called a real "pair".
It's a test of real talent, but also the ability to be quick and adaptable on the spot!
The technical work of pairs is not something that can be made casually by cats and dogs.
Therefore, at this moment, Zhao Gongzi's eyes, which were originally indifferent as frost, suddenly had a little more playfulness.
He believes that as long as the pair is right, he will definitely be able to expose the true and vulgar side of this "Cao Zhi".
"Young Master Cao, where did you just go? This county lord still thinks that you will leave without saying goodbye!"
At this time, Lord Min opened his mouth with a smile, and the kind of appreciation revealed in his beautiful eyes was unabashedly revealed.
However, for the old driver Liu Sheng, this kind of look often means that he wants to go out with me to fire!
Don't get me wrong, a cannon is a cannon of a cannon!
He met his gaze and smiled solemnly: "Lord Min is too worried, just now he was just walking in the rain, trying to find the true meaning of life!"
"Giggle...... Cao Gongzi is so Yaxing!" Lord Min smiled from ear to ear when he heard Liu Sheng's answer.
The eyes of everyone present were wide, and their hearts were burning with jealousy.
A stunning beautiful girl like Lord Min, in the entire Qingcheng, is one in a million, and she is the only object of many young scholars who are haunted by their dreams in the long night.
But because of the noble status of Lord Min, no one dares to be contaminated at all!
Now, seeing Lord Min's undisguised appreciation for Yagyu, many people feel as if their woman has been robbed, and their hearts are jealous and resentful.
Under the murderous gaze of the students, he leaned against the door of the hall, his body maintained a perfect diagonal curvature, took out a pack of cigarettes from his arms, and put one in his mouth.
"Smack!"
Yanagi snapped his fingers, and a wisp of fire suddenly burst out of his fingertips, lit the cigarette, and then swallowed the clouds and puffed out the mist.
"Shhh...... Whew......"
The next moment, he took out a bottle of beer out of thin air, raised his head and drank it, his face full of enjoyment and happiness!
......
Everyone in the audience was stunned, what the hell is this guy doing?
And that drink, a weird glass bottle, but with a rich malt flavor?
Li Tianzhen asked curiously, "Brother Cao, what is that thing in your mouth?"
"Poof!"
Liu Sheng squirted out a sip of wine, glared at him and said angrily: "Contain your sister! Li is naΓ―ve, can you talk, this is called cigarettes! Beer and cigarettes, the mana is boundless, do you k."
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When everyone heard this, their faces immediately turned black.
Beer and cigarettes, the magic is boundless, and the last sentence that people don't understand is the language of birds?
Does this guy know what a pair means?
It's not about fighting, it's actually using strange things to bless yourself with mana!
Zhao Gongzi sneered and shook his head: "Grandstanding, I don't know what to say!"
Shen Liangwen also looked disdainful, and looked at everyone: "Everyone, let's start making pairs, don't pay attention to some laymen!"
When everyone heard this, they also came back to their senses and turned their heads, after all, they came to participate in the Wendou banquet today, not to see that "Cao Zhi" funny!
Lord Min looked at Liu Sheng with some curiosity, including some female scholars, who were also slightly stunned.
For some reason, they felt that Yanagi, who was leaning against the door while swallowing clouds and spitting fog, while raising his head to drink, was particularly handsome and charming!
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Yanagi' for successfully pretending to be forced and rewarding 40 star stones. β
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Yanagi' for successfully pretending to be forced and rewarding 60 star stones. β
At this time, Liu Sheng sounded a system prompt in his head, and he secretly rejoiced in his heart, and unknowingly, he made a small profit of 100 yuan.
This cigarette is a good thing!
This beer is even better!
Listening to the prompt sound of pretending to be successful in his ears, Liu Sheng became even more proud, made a cheap expression, took a puff of cigarette, and then actually spit out smoke rings at Lord Min and her maids in front of everyone!
Sudden ...... Puff puff...... WhewW......
Moreover, the smoke ring was still heart-shaped, and under Yanagi's control, it slowly floated in front of Lord Min.
Hiss~
Lord Min gently inhaled the heart-shaped smoke ring, the taste was a little choking, but it made her feel an inexplicable sense of excitement, and then looked at Liu Sheng's uninhibited appearance, Lord Min actually felt a little "fluttering".
But at this time, everyone no longer paid attention to Yanagi's strange style of cigarettes and beer!
Below entered the link of pairs, many scholars in the hall have already put their minds on the couplet, they are ready to take out the "absolute" they have prepared in advance, and want to make it difficult for the students present.
A scholar took the lead in standing up and said confidently: "I happened to think of a Shanglian a few days ago, so let's throw bricks and lead the jade now, everyone, please listen." β
Then he paused and said loudly: "The sky is against the earth, the rain is against the wind, the continent is against the sky, the mountains are against the sea trees, and the red sun is against the sky." β
When the words fell, everyone was stunned.
Immediately, one by one frowned and thought hard.
This pair seems loose and simple, and it seems that there are more things that can be corrected, but each sentence has a rule to follow.
Originally, some students who were proud to have read poetry and books were ready to stand up and "sacrifice ugliness", but as soon as they heard the specific content of this pair, they sat down and shook their heads and smiled bitterly.
Seeing that the scholars present didn't seem to dare to come up, the corners of Zhao Gongzi's mouth raised, and he barely thought about it, so he slowly responded: "The river is against Han, green is against red, Yubo is against Lei Gong, Yanlou is against the snow cave, and the Moon Palace is against the Heavenly Palace." β
Everyone was taken aback, and then praised again and again: "Wonderful!"
"It's worthy of Zhao Gongzi, he thought of the next link so quickly!"
"To the king of kings, it really lives up to its name!"
The scholar who came out of Shanglian also nodded, and arched his hand: "Zhao Gongzi is really talented, and he is ashamed of himself, Fang Cai is really ugly!"
Zhao Gongzi smiled faintly and did not respond, full of force!
At this moment, Liu Sheng, who was standing at the door, spit out a cigarette and casually said the following couplet: "Benevolence to righteousness, respect to respect, Yu Shun to farmers." Snowflakes to cloud leaves, peonies to hibiscus. β
Everyone in the audience was stunned for a moment and was shocked.
I'll go, this guy is really good at pairs!
(End of chapter)