"Big brother, I heard that there is a disaster relief porridge shed organized by the government in front of me, and each person has a bowl of noodle soup."

"Okay, Da Niu, you lead the people in line." As he spoke, he said to Liu Ergou: "You guys should go too." ”

Since everyone in Liujia Village joined in and walked together, the consumption rate of food has suddenly become faster, and now, there is not much food left from the male and female.

But fortunately, the closer to Luo-Yang, the more charity and official relief there are, no matter how Li Shimin is sitting in the temple, it is impossible to do nothing in the face of such a huge disaster.

However, a bowl of noodle soup per person can't fill their stomachs at all, and they all say that half of the eldest eats the poor old man, not to mention that he has so many half-sized children to take care of, pointing to these disaster relief people along the way, at most, it is just to make them starve to death.

Sighing heavily, Qin Hao also felt quite powerless, if he couldn't think of any more way, the food in his hand would be eaten.

After bowing his head and thinking hard for a long time, he finally waited for his turn in the long line, Qin Hao looked up and saw that the person who gave him food was actually a little girl with clear eyebrows.

This little girl has a goose egg face, a rather complicated bun, a tassel on it, and gold earrings on her ears.

Truth be told, this woman is above average in appearance, and slightly inferior to Fluttershy and the others, but her sunny smile has the power to warm people's hearts, and with the fact that she is doing something, it feels like her whole person is about to shine.

"Drink slowly, hot." As she spoke, the woman gave Qin Hao a large bowl full of noodle soup.

This is the first time Qin Hao has found that the eldest lady personally helped the disaster in disaster relief, generally speaking, even if the women of the Tang Dynasty have a higher status and don't mind the female streamers showing up, but the distance between the delicate nobles and the mud legs is much higher than that of the Ming and Qing dynasties, and the noble girls are thrown into the refugee pile, which will inevitably stain the delicate bodies of others.

This is charity relief rather than official relief, in Qin Hao's consciousness, the government should be in the year of the catastrophe, and he feels that he should eat it with his belly open, but when he eats charity, he has a heart full of gratitude.

Seeing that this woman who was in disaster relief was so gentle, she couldn't help but feel good, praised her sincerely, and spoke a little playfully in a good mood, and said: "Fairy, you are so beautiful and have such a good heart, don't go out in the future, otherwise other women should have no confidence, and there will definitely be no moon coming out tonight, because the light of the moon is blocked by you." ”

The woman was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter, she has heard a lot of words of thanks since the disaster relief, but it is the first time that it is so interesting, the general victims have received relief, most of them are a thank you, or crying thank you, kneeling on the ground to kowtow to her is not nothing, she was not comfortable at the beginning but now she is used to it, and her stomach hurts to laugh when she hears such an interesting compliment.

This is the lack of entertainment and culture in ancient times, and later generations will at most change their witticisms, which is actually a good joke.

A family member on the side frowned when he heard this, after all, this was a bit frivolous, and it was inevitable that there was a suspicion of molesting nobles, just look at the fact that it was a twelve or thirteen-year-old boy who spoke, so forget it.

The young lady said: "You kid has such a sweet mouth, you sing burlesque at home, come, give you one more bowl, and you can tell me another joke." ”

Disaster relief is too serious, and the atmosphere is inevitably a little depressing, and this young lady wants to make this interesting teenager active and lively.

As soon as Qin Hao heard the joke, he could actually change the noodle soup to drink, his mind immediately became lively, he stood on the side and got out of the way, but said on his lips: "It's true, our whole family is performing burlesque, I have more or less got some true legends, if Miss doesn't dislike it, I'll perform a show for you here, if you laugh, you can reward us with a little food, okay?" ”

The young lady said, "You guys? How many of you have? ”

Behind Qin Hao happened to be Sun Er, and when he heard this, he explained: "He is our eldest brother. As he spoke, he pointed to the team with his hand and said, "These are all together, and the eldest brother saved us all." ”

The young lady was even more surprised, she couldn't imagine that this child was not very old and had such a heavy responsibility, he really had a good pair of shoulders, and he would be a good man with iron shoulders and morality when he grew up, so he smiled and said: "Okay, let's do it, I'll give you half a pound of coarse grain to eat on the road when I laugh, and I will give you a pound if I laugh twice, how about it?" ”

Qin Hao was overjoyed, and he almost didn't jump up with joy: "Really? That's a word."

An ancient person who can laugh at witty words and has a stomachache, with Qin Hao's belly cross talk joke, she has to laugh at her belly.

Coughing lightly twice, Qin Hao spoke on the side, and said: "When I was young, I was beaten all day because I was naughty, but once I was beaten, I still remember it, that time my mother was cooking in the back room, I sat at the door and looked at the clothes, but as a result, a thief came and stole all the clothes from our family." ”

While serving noodle soup to the people behind her, the young lady asked curiously, "Didn't you sit at the door and watch?" How could a thief steal his clothes? ”

"The thief is so bad, he asked me, 'What's your name?' I'll just say, little tiger. ”

"Do you know me?"

"I don't know."

"Let's play together, my surname is teasing, I call you to play, you call me, call me"

"Teasing you."

"Okay, great."

As soon as she said this, the young lady couldn't help laughing and said, "You are really nonsense, how can anyone call such a strange name, you really believe it." ”

Qin Hao said: "Isn't my meeting small?" ”

The young lady asked, "What happened later?" ”

Qin Hao continued to say with a serious Tianjin accent: "Later, this thief stole our clothes, I remember my mother told me that she had something to call her, so she shouted, 'Mom, he took our gown'"

"My mother asked, who?"

"Teasing you."

Speaking of this, the young lady has already laughed under the table, this teasing you is Mr. Ma Sanli's classic stand-up joke, although Qin Hao can't learn it vividly, but even if he only has to learn three branches, it is enough to make these people who lack entertainment addicted.

"Mom, he's got our pants."

"Who?"

"Teasing you."

"This kid. I'll beat you up in a minute, look at it and don't scream. ”

"Mom, he's taking our quilt."

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you." ”

Mother: "The kid." If you are not honest, I will beat you. ”

"When the thieves are gone, my mother asks me, 'Where are our clothes?'"

"Take it."

"Who?"

"Tease you".

At this time, not only the young lady, but even the family members who helped in the porridge shed, the idlers, and the victims who lined up to receive the noodle soup, couldn't stand it, and thousands of people had a stomachache while holding their stomachs and laughing.

The young lady knelt on the ground holding her stomach and said, "It's so interesting, you kid is really funny, hahahaha, teasing you, hahahaha, how did this thief come up with it?" ”

This young lady actually thought that this was really Qin Hao's childhood, and as soon as the sense of substitution entered, tears of laughter came out.

Other people are also very happy, this person, the more depressed he is, the more he needs something that can amuse everyone, if the smile of the young lady is the sunshine that penetrates the dark clouds, then Qin Hao's joke is the wind that helps blow the dark clouds away.

As soon as the sun shone and the breeze blew gently, the gloomy earth soon burst into laughter.