Chapter 581: Immortal Wind Dao Bone Old Daoist
Next to Zhang You and Mousebeard's two tables were seven or eight young students in Tsing Yi and robes, listening to the dialogue, they should be friends in writing, and they were full of words, and they glanced at Zhang You and them from time to time, although they tried their best to restrain themselves, there was still no lack of showmanship.
Zhang You and they naturally noticed them a long time ago, but they laughed at it, everyone has a love for beauty, this kind of reserved display is much cuter than the naked show off of a mouse beard, and it will not be offensive.
Li Yan and Lan Qi just glanced at the mouse's beard and then moved their eyes to the group of young people next to them, only to hear a handsome man with a red face named "Buren" and smiled: "Brothers, the little brother is really shallow, don't punish the wine, why don't I read a quatrain to you, if I can make you laugh, how about avoiding this punishment?" ”
It turned out that they were carrying out the drinking order, but he was poor for a while, and everyone was clamoring to punish him for drinking.
Hearing him say this, Zhang You was also interested, and temporarily pressed Fang Cai's question, and it was strange that the quatrain could make people laugh when he said it, I don't know what quatrain this kid made.
A group of students were arguing, and Zhang You couldn't help but interject: "Look at that brother's face and thick neck, there are indeed more, why don't you let him read the quatrain that can make people laugh, to be honest, I'm really curious here." ”
The students didn't expect to be shocked by Zhang You, and they were a little happy when they landed-if they could put it on, wouldn't the four beauties next to them have a chance to get in touch - Li Yan Lanqi Marie and a pretty girl Sihan, wouldn't they just make up a big beauty.
"Okay, since this brother Tai also said so, for the time being, it will depend on this brother, but Brother Bren, we have to say ugly things in front, if you can't make us laugh, you have to add another fine." An older student said.
"Okay Brother Zizan," the young man named Bolun nodded in agreement, and then hugged his fist at Zhang You and thanked him, and then smiled and said: "Yesterday, when I first went to Taicang to wander on the street, I didn't know how the thief stole my hat, and the little brother was made crying and laughing, so I wrote a poem to remember it:" Saying this, he began to shake his head: "'The old people have stolen hats, and there is nothing left here to wear hats; The hat is gone, and this head is empty for a thousand years. ”
It turned out to be an imitation of Li Bai's "Sending Meng Haoran to Guangling", and everyone was already laughing before it was recited.
Seeing this, the Burren was embarrassed, and after a hurried glance, he immediately withdrew his gaze.
"Brother Bolun's quatrain is really wonderful, just make this funny, when a big white Fang Jia floats," the person known as Zizan picked up the wine glass but did not drink it immediately, but got up and signaled to Zhang You: "Don't dare to ask Brother Taizun's surname, look at your dignified appearance, you must have a meritorious reputation, right?" ”
"Brother Tai is polite, don't you hear that 'people must not be discognizable'? I also know that my appearance is extraordinary, but it's a pity that I only know six of the seven tricks of literature, and I really don't know anything. Zhang You smiled, but it was not a lie, making everyone laugh, and then he said: "Don't dare to be respected, don't be surnamed Zhang, a person from Beijing, you brothers are called Zhang Shuang." ”
The most important thing for these students is also the identity of Xiucai, and it is said that they should be disdainful of Tongsheng, but Zhang You speaks funny, not only do they look down on him, but they have a good impression of him.
After introducing each other, Zhang You learned that the original Zizan was called Zhang Fuzhi, and Bolun was called Fang Congzhe, both of whom were raised identities, and they were about to go to Beijing to participate in the Spring Festival, and the rest of the people were seeing off the two of them. The former is okay, but the latter makes Zhang You a little surprised, Fang Congzhe was the first assistant later, but isn't it the meaning of the word? How can the word Bren, it won't be a duplicate name, right?
Just as he was about to knock on the side, a long-bearded old man wearing a Taoist robe suddenly came in at the door, with white shoes and white socks, holding a dust whisk in one hand and a gossip compass of refined copper in the other.
"A few people with extraordinary faces, the poor people have seen it from afar, please ask, but are you going to go to Beijing to go to Chunfu? Do you want to help you push your life? ”
The old Taoist priest was polite, and he missed the stuffing as soon as he spoke, it turned out to be a fortune telling man who walked the rivers and lakes, Zhang You secretly regretted that he had lost the temperament of this fairy wind and bones, and thought that there was a master of Taoism somewhere.
"Wealth and freedom are determined, the Taoist chief should go and show others, we don't need it." Zhang Fuzhi waved his hand impatiently.
Fang Congzhe also shook his head, the rat beard next to him had long been jealous that this table of students had stolen the limelight, and at this moment, seeing that it was a sharp talk, he hurriedly took over the conversation: "Come here, the old Taoist will come and calculate it for me, I believe it, and there will be a reward for it." ”
Who knew that the old Taoist elder actually shook his head: "It's not that I don't want to earn your money, it's really that you look like a rich life, and you don't need to count it at all, but this gentleman's face is gloomy, and I'm afraid that something unexpected will happen when I go to Beijing, but it's a pity...... That's it, since Mr. doesn't believe it, forget it, Mr. asks for more blessings, this spring, I'm afraid I'm busy again. ”
The latter words were said to Zhang Fuzhi, and after that, he shook his head, sighed and turned around, and wanted to leave.
This is the usual move of Jianghu warlocks, he originally didn't know if Zhang Fuzhi and they went to Beijing to catch the exam, but after a temptation, Zhang Fuzhi answered, and immediately had a bottom in his heart.
Fang Congzhe was young and didn't understand the catty here, so he got up and grabbed the sleeve of the old Taoist: "Don't worry, the fairy chief is really as wise as a torch, and he can see the identity of Brother Zizan at once. ”
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, Poor Dao is here to give you two fame, or do you know the goods."
The old Taoist priest said with a smile, Zhang Fuzhi was a little dissatisfied, and was about to speak, Fang Congzhe had already smiled and took out a small piece of broken silver from his arms, and handed it to the old Taoist priest while saying: "Brother Zizan, don't worry, it doesn't hurt to listen to it if you believe it or not, you should listen to a joke, what if it is really said?" ”
Now Zhang Fuzhi didn't say it anymore, sighed slightly, and swallowed back the words that came to his mouth.
"The old Taoist has a big tone, and when he opens his mouth, he is sending fame, and I am also interested in what he says." Zhang You interjected and laughed.
The old Taoist priest smiled slightly, did not accept the silver handed over by Fang Congzhe, and said, "A great fame is worth this bit of silver?" When did our Jinshi of the Ming Dynasty become so worthless? ”
"And how much do you say?" Fang Congzheluo asked in a daze.
The old Taoist priest said proudly: "Fifty taels of Zhonggong Shi (take the middle test to call the Gongshi, the head name of Huiyuan, and then the palace test to determine the origin, the head name of the party is the champion) three hundred taels, two hundred taels of two hundred, the silver is given enough, and it is not impossible to give a first. ”