Chapter 13: Storytelling
Putting on his shoes in a panic, he didn't even have time to trim his clothes, Qin Hao rushed out, and the big bull who was accompanying him still had the big bow in his hand.
As soon as he came out, good guy, the place where he and the others were resting was surrounded by countless people on three floors and three floors, and at a cursory glance, there were at least two or three hundred.
It's scary.
Qin Hao was stunned on the spot, and he couldn't do it if he didn't coax, he sighed helplessly, clenched his fists and said loudly: "Everyone, I coaxed, the food left by the Xue family is behind me, I will send the food to you now, I just ask you heroes to leave some surplus food for us half-grown children, I thank you here." β
But I heard someone on the other side shouting, "What? Someone wants to rob Xiao Langjun's food? Grandmother! Who is it? Who is so stinky and shameless, grabbing food from these children. β
"Idiot, you, Xiao Langjun is talking about us, Xiao Langjun misunderstood."
"Xiao Langjun, don't get me wrong, there is a disaster relief from the Xue family today, everyone has food in their stomachs, if anyone dares to do such a stinky and shameless thing, we will help you knock out his teeth."
"Yes, yes, Xiao Langjun, the men in our Guanzhong are all good men who stand up to the sky, but they can't do this kind of thing that gives birth to a son without **."
I don't know who fired the map cannon, but it made the people of Liujia Village who listened to the wind behind him feel embarrassed.
Qin Hao's face was confused, didn't he grab food? So what are you doing with such a big charter? Do you listen to cross talk?
I heard a voice inside: "We are here to listen to Xiao Langjun tell a story." β
ββ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β
"Everyone, the kid has been talking for a long time during the day today, and his throat is smoking, it's really not suitable to say it, why don't you let me slow down, and I will have a chance to tell you again tomorrow?"
At this time, an old man came out of the crowd and said: "Xiao Langjun, we won't listen in vain, this is what we all made up, how about you tell everyone a paragraph?" β
As he spoke, the old man handed over a huge package, Qin Hao opened it and saw that most of them were copper coins, and there were also all kinds of other messy fine and soft, red ropes, needles, palm-sized silk cloth, what do you want, although there is not a single grain of food, but the money and things are a lot, and they are all handed over by you and me.
In fact, there are many rich people among the disaster victims, no matter how rich you are in the year of the disaster, you have to flee with the famine, otherwise the hungry local people can tear you up alive, these people must have no food, and they are not rich, but there is not necessarily a shortage of property, Qin Hao actually found a small golden bean in it.
The more tragic the times, the more valuable the joy.
Now that he has income, it is naturally different, and in an instant, Qin Hao felt that his waist was no longer painful, his legs were not weak, and his tongue was no longer cramping.
He is worried about how to live in Luoyang in the future, tonight's play, but it has given him a lot of inspiration, since his cross talk is so popular, what about other art forms?
You must know that Qin Hao worked in radio and television in his previous life, although he mainly focused on film and television dramas, but his contact was similar to sketch cross talk, storytelling and drama, if he really shook it out, he could talk about it for a lifetime, and he threw it out casually, and he was a master-level creation a thousand years ago.
Thinking of this, the road ahead can't help but become clear, just do an experiment tonight.
"Since everyone is so loving, the kid is not good at arousing everyone's interest, if I don't talk about cross talk today, how about I tell you about the Three Kingdoms?"
As he spoke, he ignored everyone's reactions, and spoke to himself:
"The rolling Yangtze River is passing away, and the waves are sweeping away the heroes. Success or failure turns empty. The green mountains are still there, and the sunset is red several times. On the white-haired fisherman river, accustomed to watching the autumn moon and spring breeze. A pot of turbid wine is happy to meet. How many things in ancient and modern times are laughing and talking. β
A Linjiang immortal made the opening speech, and immediately calmed everyone.
This word is the most pinnacle of the Ming Dynasty's genius Yang Shen's life, in the early Tang Dynasty when the poetry was not yet systematic, it is not too much to say a peerless masterpiece, it is not an exaggeration to say that if a scholar uses this word to throw himself into the door, as long as he does not vote for Cheng Yanjin's kind of killing talent, almost 100% will be invited by the nobles to come in and be entertained.
There were also rich people in the crowd who had read books, and when they heard this poem, they were immediately shocked by Qin Hao, and there was a person with a pen and paper by his side who hurriedly wrote it down. Even the villagers who don't even know a single big character have a feeling of not knowing how to do it.
If there is a literati who understands history here, thinking of the Three Kingdoms that Qin Hao wants to say, he must sigh again and again, and the artistic conception of this poem is almost incomparable in the world.
Everyone was still reminiscing, but Qin Hao had already started, only to see that his little face was tense, trying to put on a serious look, and said slowly in a low voice: "Speaking of the general trend of the world, it will be together for a long time, and it will be divided for a long time." Over the weekend, the Seven Kingdoms divided and merged into Yuqin. After the destruction of Qin, Chu and Han divided and merged into Han. The Han Dynasty revolted from Gaozu beheading the white snake, unified the world, and later flourished in Guangwu, passed to Emperor Xian, and then divided into three kingdomsγγγγγγγ β
For some reason, the characters of the Three Kingdoms have been widely spread after the myth, even in the early Tang Dynasty, it is also the most well-known piece of history, but legends and romances coexist, the truth is difficult to distinguish between true and false and completely unsystematic, twenty years later, Xue Rengui white robe and white horse killed seven in and seven out on the battlefield of Goguryeo, that is, deliberately imitating Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong.
This is also the reason why Qin Hao chose the Three Kingdoms instead of Journey to the West, after all, Journey to the West is a little childish, but everyone in the Three Kingdoms has a high level of awareness, as for the Water Margin? That book is a little too reactionary, and in this year of catastrophe, if you fool a certain second-class person who is hot-headed and pats his brain, he will also come to Liangshan Juyi, then the sin will be great.
only listened to the story of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms slowly came from Qin Hao's mouth, and everyone listened to it with enthusiasm and generosity, and they could hear Dong Zhuo's contempt for the three brothers in the first words, and they were all angry from their hearts.
Until the last point of the first sentence was finished, he spoke: "Human snobbery is still in the past, who knows that heroes are white?" Ande is as fast as Yide, and he punishes the negative people in the world! Want to know how Dong Zhuo's life is, and listen to the following breakdown. β
After speaking, Qin Hao hugged his fist high and said, "More of you, if it's not early today, and the kid's throat is about to smoke and catch fire, let's let the kid rest and rest, if there is anything you want to hear, let's talk about it tomorrow." β
After speaking, Qin Hao turned around and left.
Where is everyone willing to follow, they all shouted for Qin Hao to talk a little more, there is a big meaning of 'one day with a knife in hand, kill all the dogs in the world', everyone is meeting in Pingshui, and they will embark on the road to Luo-Yang early tomorrow morning to eat, although everyone's destination is the same, but the pace is fast or slow, no one knows if they can meet it when they talk about it again tomorrow, and they all made a fuss.
And Sun Er is more clever, looking at this posture, I am afraid that it is impossible to make his eldest brother calmly break the chapter, and more importantly, he really wants to hear it, so he doesn't know where to find a big cloth, and he actually asked for a reward everywhere, and after a while, a large package of fragmented copper coins was placed in front of Qin Hao.
Fluttershy knew that she was distressed, so she quickly found some wild fruits and boiled some sweet water for Qin Hao to drink, and even got some cold powder to moisten his throat.
Yes, since this is the case, Qin Hao can only sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman.