Chapter 247: Fuck Your Gentleman

Several British officers glanced at each other, and their hearts that hung in the air fell.

That's right, that's what our battalion commander has always been.

After all, there is not much interest in fighting this terrible battle in such a foreign land.

These English gentlemen have probably forgotten what they have done on other continents, and how their estates in England came to be.

But apparently their mood was suddenly lightened and happy, and they began to discuss the treatment they would receive after surrendering.

"I think they should treat us like gentlemen, and at least have a dry and warm place to live, clean clothes, and a good meal, in addition to disarming."

"In addition, our wounded should also be properly treated and well accommodated."

"Yes, I think we still deserve the treatment that officers deserve."

Several people began to discuss it with great interest, completely ignoring that the two sides were still at war.

When the discussion was over, Camp Commander Hunter found a soldier.

"John, you speak Middle-state, and I now appoint you as my plenipotentiary to negotiate an armistice with our enemies. Listen, that's our condition. ”

Camp Commander Hunter told John the results of their discussion.

Hearing that he was going to surrender, the soldier John was also relieved, nodded and said, "Sir, I am honored to be able to undertake this glorious mission, and I will definitely bring you good news." ”

Hunter nodded in satisfaction, patted John on the shoulder, and complimented, "You're a brave lad." This is the white flag, and with it, our enemies will not shoot at you. ”

John solemnly accepted the white flag, saluted, and turned away.

"Captain, the British's gunfire seems to be much sparser, they can't be out of ammunition, right?" Kuroko on the side asked in a low voice.

"Unlikely. The battle just now was not so fierce, and their ammunition was not depleted so quickly. These British guys don't know what they're doing, let the brothers brighten their eyes, don't let the British guys give the shade. Liang Song thought for a while and said in a low voice.

Kuroko nodded and was about to give the order, but was stopped by Liang Song.

"Wait. What is that? ”

There was something white shaking behind a big tree not far away, and there was a person shouting something, as if it was Zhongzhou dialect, but the accent was very strange, and it was not clear what was being said.

Kuroko turned his head and said, "Captain, it seems to be a white flag." ”

"White flags? Are the British going to surrender? Liang Song said suspiciously, raised the binoculars on his chest and looked, and at a glance, it was indeed a white flag dangling there.

Are the British really going to surrender? Liang Song was also a little incredulous for a while.

In his opinion, this battle has not been fought yet, why should this British man surrender, this is unreasonable.

He had no idea that in the eyes of the British, they were all surrounded by enemies.

The British felt that they had reached the end of their rope and that they had nothing but surrender.

Liang Song thought for a while and said to the sunspot next to him: "Heizi, you have good ears, listen to what the British are shouting." ”

Kuroko nodded, and his body quickly rushed forward, moving between several big trees like a spirit monkey, and found a place where he could hear the movement on the other side clearly, and listened with his ears pricked up.

Soon, Kuroko ran back and reported: "Captain, there is a guy in the British who can speak Zhongzhou, and he has a weird voice. I listened for a long time, as if saying that they were going to surrender, let's not shoot, and they sent people over to negotiate. ”

"Tell the British, it's okay to surrender, and it's okay to lay down your arms." Liang Song commanded.

Kuroko ran over again to call out to the British.

"Tell the brothers to stop shooting, but be careful and watch out for the British." Liang Song commanded the guard next to him in a deep voice.

When they heard that the British were going to surrender, the soldiers were first surprised, and then they all thought that the British were probably going to play some tricks again, and they all clenched their guns and planned to give the British a good look.

Half an hour later, Liang Song met several British officers who were escorted by several soldiers.

The British's rank badge is actually very similar to that of the Wehrmacht, so Liang Song saw the rank of major on the collar badge of the guy who walked in the front at a glance.

"Captain, this is the commander of the British, it seems to be called Hunter or something." Leading the escort was a Wehrmacht squad leader.

These people were several of Hunter's officers, and they were all tied up, so Hunter seemed very angry.

He believed that the Wehrmacht did not respect them enough and did not keep their credit. They were willing to surrender because Liang Song agreed to all the conditions they put forward.

The first of these is not to mistreat them, but to maintain their dignity as gentlemen.

But he didn't expect that as soon as they put down their weapons, they were all tied up by the Wehrmacht, so he was very angry.

It's a pity that Liang Song and the others couldn't understand what the other party was saying at all, and stopping in their ears was basically equivalent to bird language.

"What is this Englishman talking about?" Liang Song asked with a frown.

Everyone was at a loss, and no one knew English.

It was still Kuroko's cleverness, and he quickly ran over to bring over the British soldier John who had come over to negotiate before.

"Ask him what he said." Liang Song pointed at Hunter and said to a frustrated John.

John glanced at the angry battalion commander, and said in a strange Zhongzhou dialect: "Our battalion commander said that he would protest against your rudeness, and you promised to give us gentlemanly treatment, but you still treat us like this, this is not a gentleman's practice." Our battalion commander said that he wanted to see your boss and complain about your rude behavior. ”

Liang Song was stunned, and it took him a long time to laugh, and finally he squatted down holding his stomach, pointing at Hunter while laughing, and couldn't stop at all.

The other Wehrmacht soldiers around them reacted in the same way, first stunned for a moment, and then laughed too.

The soldiers around them didn't know why, but when someone told them, they laughed too.

In the end, all the people in the squadron knew the words of the British, and a grotesque scene appeared in this jungle:

All the Wehrmacht soldiers leaned forward and backward with their guns in hand, and all the British were tied up and squatted on the ground in a ball, with ugly faces.

A flock of crows quacked through the sky, leaving behind a string of unpleasant cries that echoed through the air.

I don't know how long I laughed, Liang Song stood up with his stomach pressed, walked up to Hunter and scolded while laughing: "Did you say that your brain was kicked by a donkey?" Also gentlemanly treatment? You came to someone's house with guns and cannons to be a robber, and when you were caught by the master, you said with a shy face that you wanted to be treated as a gentleman? Gentleman? Fuck your gentleman, gentleman is like you? Pick up a gun is a robber, put down the gun and want to be a gentleman, how can there be such a good thing in this world? ”

Hunter looked confused, although he didn't understand, but he also knew that the Wehrmacht officer in front of him was not saying a good thing, so he couldn't help but look at John on the side and motioned for him to translate.