Chapter 664: Two Iron Balls
The experiment was not very successful, and the ball was eventually pulled apart by two horses. The sealing of cowhide is not as good as rubber, but unfortunately Su Ren did not find rubber in Lingnan. In order to make up for the shortcomings of the hemisphere being pulled apart, Su Ren temporarily decided to hold a unique experiment tomorrow, and at the same time playfully announced that he could bet, and he sat in the bank.
Although the ball was pulled apart, the experiment ended in failure. But the students and their parents could see clearly that the two horses had also wasted a lot of strength, especially the red horse standing there with all four legs trembling.
Liu Che was particularly surprised, after the experiment was over, he personally checked the two iron balls, and found no traces of glue on the edge of the cowhide, frowning and began to think, his head hurt a little, and he still couldn't understand what was going on.
Su Ren squatted beside Liu Che and looked at Liu Che with a smile: "Don't think about it, you don't understand, let me tell you this, the world we live in is actually full of gas, just like fish live in water, we live in gas, when the gas in one place is gone, the gas in other places will be filled, and the gas in the iron ball just now was sucked out by Zhou Jiande, so the gas in other places must be filled in." But they were separated by iron balls, so they desperately squeezed in, squeezing the two iron balls together. ”
Seeing that Liu Che was still ignorant, Su Ren sighed: "I don't understand with you, let someone take the simplest set of physics books tomorrow, and we'll talk about it after Your Majesty has read it." ”
A failed experiment was carried out, which made the New Year's atmosphere much more pleasant. The crowd was talking about what had just happened, especially the guys who had studied physics, as if they understood it, which attracted the other students to look sideways, and those guys enjoyed the feeling of being in the limelight.
No matter how lively the students were, Su Ren had to go back to spend time with his family. This is the only day of the year when children can play to their heart's content, and parents don't push their children to go to bed early. When Su Ren returned home, Su Jian and Su ** chased Luo Datou all over the yard with the Trojan horse that Su Ren made for them, and Dangli and Leng Mei on the side were still cheering for Su Jian and Su Hu.
Seeing that Luo Datou was blocked in the corner and had no way out, Su Ren and Liu Che entered the gate. Seeing that the emperor was coming, Su Jian and Su Hu turned over and dismounted, turned their heads and ran, Luo Datou took a long breath and wiped the sweat on his head.
Su Ren waved his hand and beckoned Luo Datou over: "You know how to run?" Won't you find a way to get them off the horse? ”
Luo Datou looked at Su Ren aggrievedly: "Okay?" My father said that you can't bully Brother Jian and Brother Tiger! ”
"Humph! Don't listen to your father, sir, I just say okay, next time if those two boys run all over the yard, I will beat you again! ”
"Ahh Oh! ”
Liu Che shook his head and smiled bitterly: "The famous Mr. Su teaches children like this, they don't have a serious deal at this age, if you hurt one, see how you explain to other people's mothers!" ”
"It's their stupidity to hurt! The kid who can only run will have no interest in the future! ”
Liu Che shook his head: "Fortunately, Jiao'er is still young, I don't dare to think about how Jiao'er will be tortured after worshipping you as a teacher in the future!" ”
Su Ren hurriedly turned his head to look at Liu Che: "What?" Let Liu Ju worship me as a teacher? Whose idea was it? ”
Liu Che smiled slightly: "I don't want to send the heir of the future Han to you, the students you taught are not suitable to be emperors." ”
"Your Majesty is right to think so, I won't teach people, like Liu Ju, the future emperor of the Han Dynasty, should let my father-in-law and teacher teach, don't let me ruin it here!"
"But someone strongly recommends it to me, and I have to listen to her!"
"Oh? In this world, except for the Queen Mother, who else can make His Majesty bow his head? Su Ren smiled: "Could it be Mrs. Wei?" Hahaha......! ”
Wei Zifu was still in the hall, Dong Zhongshu and Wen Dang had already said goodbye and gone to rest, leaving only a few female dependents to accompany them. According to custom, after eating the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, it is necessary to observe the New Year, and large families such as the Wei family and the Su family must abide by it. So, don't even think about going to sleep tonight.
Su Ren saw Liu Zhi lying in Wei Zifu's arms and napping, and when he saw Liu Che coming in, he hurriedly opened his eyes. Liu Ju stretched out his hand to let Liu Che hug him, Liu Che took Liu Ju with a smile, Liu Ju, who was still sleepy-eyed just now, will be alive, and the father and son are very happy. Su Ren thought it was amazing, and the older children had all learned this skill, and it was strange not to be an emperor in the future.
Su Ren shook his head and sighed: "Dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, and the sons of mice can make holes, this is not false at all!" ”
Dong Qian glared at Su Ren, and Su Ren hurriedly accompanied the smiling face: "I didn't say our son, our son's father is capable, and our son will be even more capable in the future!" ”
Liu Che laughed and looked at Su Ren: "It turns out that you are the same!" ”
It was very late at night, and Su Ren leaned back in his chair and kept napping. Liu Che is similar to him, he is so boring, it's no wonder that he doesn't get sleepy when he sits. Under Su Ren's strong request, the bunch of chattering women were considered to be scattered. Sending Liu Che to the room, Su Ren yawned and prepared to go back to sleep. Lying on the bed, the noise in the academy can be heard clearly.
Su Ren turned over and asked Dong Qian: "Do you think I'm old?" Listen to those kids in front of you who are still making trouble! ”
Dong Qian tucked the quilt corner for her son Su Kang and rolled her eyes: "There are three children, do you say you are old?" ”
"But I'm only twenty-five years old, put it in the original ......" Su Ren hurriedly shut up.
Dong Qian said: "Twenty-five is not old? If your face is already wrinkled in the farmhouse, you may not be able to walk! ”
Su Ren laughed twice, and pulled Dong Qian into his arms and put his hands up: "What is the reason why I can't walk the road, come, let you see if I can't walk the road!" ”
In 133 BC, on the first day of the Lunar New Year in the second year of Emperor Yuanguang of the Han Dynasty, the weather was fine. As soon as the sun came out, Dong Zhongshu kept making all kinds of noises in the yard, and no one could sleep well. Su Ren put the quilt on his head, and he really didn't want to get up.
Dong Qian pushed Su Renyi: "Get up quickly!" According to the number of rituals, it is time to greet the elders today, and my father has already risen! Dong Qian pushed several times in a row, but Su Ren just didn't come out, and the angry Dong Qian kicked Su Ren out of bed.
Lifting his waist and getting up from the ground, he looked at Dong Qian with grinning teeth: "If you don't do it, why do you ......?" ”
"Humph!" Dong Qian snorted coldly and no longer paid attention to Su Ren.
After washing his face three or two times, he went to pay New Year's greetings to Dong Zhongshu and Wen Dang. When he came back, a large group of sleepy-eyed people gave Su Ren New Year's greetings, each of them sent a few dollars to send them away, and a group of subordinates and slaves came. After a long morning, the New Year's greeting ceremony was completed. Su Ren didn't even drink saliva, and was dragged out by Huo Quzhi and Li Dang to fulfill last night's promise.
Liu Che slept until three o'clock in the morning before coming out of the room, stretched out his arms and legs, twisted his waist twice, Huo Quzhi and Li Dang hurriedly saluted. Liu Che waved his hand and asked, "Why are you going?" ”
Li Dare said: "Your Majesty, last night Mr. promised to do another experiment, and the minister was appointed by his classmates to invite Mr. ”
Liu Che nodded: "I remember, there is indeed such a thing, how about taking me with me when I eat?" ”
"No!" Li Dang and Huo Qubing were very reluctant to let Su Ren go.
They ate together in Liu Che's room, because Liu Che ate quickly because there was something. When Liu Che finished eating, Su Ren was still chewing slowly, this time there was no need for Li Dare and Huo Qubing to do anything, Liu Che pulled Su Ren up and walked out of the door.
The eagle's beak cliff is the highest cliff behind the Louguan Academy, and it is 30 zhang from the bottom. Standing on the bottom and looking up, it was covered for half the day. When Su Ren and Liu Che came, there were already a lot of people gathered here, and it could be seen that many people were bulging in their arms.
There are two chairs on a table, the chair near the table is reserved for Su Ren, and the one farther away is Liu Che's. Although many people knew Liu Che's identity, they didn't break it at this time. Instead of saying it to make everyone tremble, it is better to pretend that you don't know and play with the emperor. There are two iron balls on the table, which Hawking brought. One weighs ten pounds, the other weighs five pounds, and the black appearance is not very good-looking.
Su Ren stood still behind the table and cleared his throat: "Ahem!" That's all right, let's get started! I saw it, there are two iron balls here, one is ten pounds, one is five pounds, and we will choose a reliable person to climb the eagle's beak cliff and throw the two iron balls down, you will bet on which iron ball will land first, how about I do the bank? ”
As soon as Su Ren's words fell, everyone began to discuss. There is a difference between a ten-pound iron ball and a five-pound iron ball, and there is a difference between smashing a pit on the ground, what happens when thrown from above? Will the heavy one land first or the light one land first? A few chubby parents, holding the money bags in their hands, pulled their sons aside and asked carefully, looking at their appearances, they knew that they were businessmen.
Su Ren was not in a hurry, moved the chair back, came to Liu Che's side, and left the table and the two iron balls for everyone: "Is Your Majesty interested?" ”
Liu Che was also thinking about the question raised by Su Ren, and in order to verify Su Ren's words, he also picked up two small stones and tested them, but unfortunately the distance was too short to see who landed first. Glancing at Su Ren, seeing Su Ren with a wicked smile on his face, he immediately raised his vigilance and shook his head: "I won't join in that fun!" ”
Su Ren regretted that his smile was too sinister, and immediately changed his face: "How much is pressed, just give me a cheer, you look at those guys looking at you one by one, if Your Majesty doesn't make a move, they won't dare to mess around." ”
Liu Che smiled and said: "Don't deceive me, I came to see the excitement today, and it's someone's business whether they bet or not." ”
Su Ren sighed and stood up: "You are too boring!" ”
After a burst of shouting, the person in charge of going up the mountain selected Li Danghu. all know that Li Danghu does not smile and say nothing, even if Su Ren makes Li Danghu bad, he will not give face. Seeing Li Danghu go up the mountain with two iron balls, Liu Fu hurriedly followed. At the table, they began to bet in a hurry, and most of them put the copper coins in their hands next to the piece of paper with large characters written on it, and there were only a few copper pieces scattered on the side of the small paper.