Chapter 046: Telling Jokes
"Brother Lu, what is so happy?"
"Huh?" Lu Xiaoyu looked back, and Zhen Gongzi and Lu Gongzi, who had just disappeared suddenly, appeared again, "Where did you two go just now, and you thought you were saying goodbye?" β
"Oh...... We just remembered that something had been left behind in Deyue Tower, so we went back to get it. "In fact www.biquge.info, Xiong Zhen'er followed Lu Xiaoyu just now, and saw a person walking in front of her, who was very familiar, and when she looked closely, it was actually her brother Xiong Shiren. My brother really came to Guangling, and if he knew that he had run away from home without permission, he would definitely be arrested by him. So she and Huan'er hid in the teahouse next to them, and waited until they confirmed that her brother was far away. It's just that what surprised her was that her brother was actually looking for Lu Xiaoyu, and there must be some reason for this.
"Zhen Gongzi should be careful next time, your habit of losing everything like this is not good."
"Well, thank you Lu Gongzi for reminding me. You haven't said what you just said about laughing, and I just saw a boy chatting with you, do you know each other well? Where did you know him? Apparently Xiong Zhen'er was a little emotional.
Lu Xiaoyu looked at Xiong Zhen'er in surprise, I don't know you well, why do you care so much about the son just now. Lu Xiaoyu's brain was opened, this Zhen Gongzi would not be the fiancΓ©e of the little prince, because he wanted to escape from the marriage, and he was afraid of the power of King Wu Yue, so he could only escape. So today, when I see the little prince, I will be so concerned about whether he knows the little prince. It would be bad if that were the case. Abducting a woman is a big crime, and abducting a princess is not going to be cut by a thousand cuts.
The more I thought about it, the more it seemed to be true, and asked tentatively: "We just met in Pingshui, so we just had an ordinary face-to-face, and nothing else." Does Zhen Gongzi also know that Gongzi? β
"I don't know, I just watched Brother Lu chat with that person, and the mood seemed to be very happy, so ask out of curiosity, Brother Lu doesn't have to care, you don't want to say it, and the little brother is not reluctant."
In terms of acting skills, Lu Xiaoyu said that he was the first, so this Xiong Zhener must be the second. Seeing that her eyes did not fluctuate in the slightest when she spoke, Lu Xiaoyu said reassuringly: "There is nothing special, I just think of a joke and think it's funny." Then I'll tell you about it. β
What is the joke, this is not to mention the other three, even if people who look at the entire era have not heard of it. Everyone pricked up their ears to listen to Lu Xiaoyu.
"Once upon a time a father told his son to buy an urn. Before leaving, I told you to pick the good ones, not the bad ones. When the son came back empty-handed after a day's trip, the father was surprised and asked what was going on? The son said that there was no good one. Father was even more surprised, wouldn't he? With such a big store in the county, there will not be a good urn. The son was very upset, said that he arrived at the store and asked the boss if he had an urn. The boss said to buckle it in the backyard. He went to the backyard to look, and there was no mouth. β
Xiong Zhen'er couldn't cry or laugh: "Then he won't turn it over and take a look?"
"Yes, the son also watched it, he was not convinced, turned it over and looked, and there was no bottom!"
Xiong Zhen'er was the first to react, laughing wildly, and then Huan'er laughed too. "Hahaha, Brother Lu, where did you hear this story, is there really such a person? It's really funny. β
"Whether it's true or not, I think it's so interesting. This son must not make his father angry to death. Hahaha......" Huan'er couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh.
Only Han Xin didn't react at all, and he lowered his head and pondered. Lu Xiaoyu couldn't hold back his face, "Well, it seems that this joke still doesn't meet the public's taste, next time I want to tell you something more funny." β
Just about to step into the gate of Guangling Rong Qian Village, Han Xin suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, "Hahaha, there is no mouth, turn it over, and it is not low at all." Laugh at me, how can there be such a stupid person in the world. Han Xin laughed so hard that tears were about to fall.
There seemed to be three black lines on Lu Xiaoyu's forehead, it seemed that it was not a joke or not, but Han Xin's reflection arc was too long.
The pedestrians on the road all stopped to look at Han Xin's side, and even the customers of Guangling Rong Qian Zhuang looked up to see, and those accounting gentlemen put down the abacus in their hands and came out to look.
Lu Xiaoyu regretted walking with Han Xin and pretended not to know this neurosis. Seeing that Han Xin's laughter was gradually weakening, Lu Xiaoyu pulled his arm, "Brother Xian, you are funny listening to jokes." People are watching your jokes right now. Let's go, let's go in. β
Han Xin looked around and saw that other people's eyes were staring at him in unison, and he immediately blushed, but Han Xin had the demeanor of a general in his bones, and as if nothing happened, he straightened his waist and strode into the money village. As soon as he entered the bank, he immediately ran into the inner hall, and he was too ashamed to come out to meet people.
"Brother Xiaoyu, you are back, I want to come and bring you breakfast this morning, Xiao He said that you have not returned yet, and said that the person who looked for you last time came to invite you to the king again...... Hmm...... "Lu Xiaoyu didn't want Xiong Zhen'er, who had just reacted greatly to the little prince, to reveal the news, maybe she did know someone from the palace, so she covered Chen Qingyan's mouth.
"Qingyan, come, I made a friend today. Let's get acquainted. These two are Zhen Gongzi, and this is Lu Gongzi. Han Xin, you met before. β
Chen Qingyan said a blessing to the three of them, "The three sons are polite." β
"I don't know what Brother Lu should call him?" Xiong Zhen'er saw that Chen Qingyan didn't have powder on her face, although she didn't look luxurious, she also looked pure and cute, like a young lady next door, which made her feel strange that this woman actually had dark blue pupils.
"This is my eldest brother's wife." Han Xin introduced. Lu Xiaoyu nodded with a smile, did not refute, and was not afraid of the restraints of etiquette and religion at that time, but clasped Chen Qingyan's ten fingers in public, Chen Qingyan symbolically struggled, and let Lu Xiaoyu lead her, her fair face had already become a touch of red.
"It turned out to be my sister-in-law, disrespectful and disrespectful." Xiong Zhen'er didn't know why, and a trace of inexplicable loss flashed in her heart.
At this time, there were still the Li brothers, Zhao Su and Tao Kan sitting in the inner hall of Qian Zhuang, and Han Xin was chatting with them. For a time, the inner hall of Qianzhuang became extremely lively.
It turned out that recently, Chen Qingyan saw that Lu Xiaoyu and several eldest brothers were busy in order to run a money village and a cement factory, and they were preparing raw materials and pulling customers. Now I am also busy managing a cotton factory. Finally, now that everything has been done in the factory and the business has stabilized, I want to make a delicious meal to comfort everyone. So he specially called Kaifeng Wuyi to Qianzhuang, but his father repeatedly persuaded him to refuse to leave his hometown and come to live with them, so he had to give up.
Everyone chatted a few words and looked at each other. Xiao He had some accounts that Lu Xiaoyu needed to adjudicate in person, so Lu Xiaoyu first asked Chen Qingyan to take the rest of the people home first, and by the way, he helped Zhen Gongzi and Lu Gongzi arrange accommodation, and then he took Xiao He back together.