"Be careful!" Lu Xiaoyu pulled Lu Xiaoyu and Yang Xiangwu to hide behind the big water tank next to the gate of the harem. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

There are too many palace maids and eunuchs and guards coming and going here, and if you don't pay attention, you will be discovered, and they go deep into the tiger's den like this, and now it seems that they don't know if it's right.

"Brother Xiaoyu, it's too dangerous to go out now, you have to think of a way." Lu Xiaoyu asked Lu Xiaoyu in a low voice.

Lu Xiaoyu nodded, and saw that these eunuchs coming and going suddenly had an idea, "You two don't mind being eunuchs again, right?" ”

Lu Xiaoyu and Yang Xiangwu covered their crotches at the same time, "Big brother, are you kidding, don't think about it." In order to sneak into this palace, I have to be a eunuch, the sacrifice is too big, I don't dare. Old Yang Tou is old, and it won't take long anyway, so you just let him go. ”

"What do you think of me Yang Xiangwu, I am also a man who stands up to the sky, how can this kind of thing that violates customs and cuts off the incense, this is a shame on the lack of virtue of my Yang family's ancestors and ancestors! Don't dare, resolutely don't dare! Yang Xiangwu waved his hand again and again.

Lu Xiaoyu rolled his eyes, "You guys are really good, and you don't really want you to be eunuchs, or you put on eunuch clothes and pretend to be eunuchsWhat's wrong, there is no lack of things on your body, what are you all excited about." ”

Lu Xiaoyu scratched his head and said embarrassedly, "Oh, so that's the case, I thought it was ...... Hehe, it's me thinking too much. However, Brother Xiaoyu, can't we pretend to be a guard and sneak in? This eunuch is also uncomfortable! ”

Yang Xiangwu made up for Lu Xiaoyu's head again, "You know a fart, I understand it, Brother Xiaoyu has thought it through." We can pretend to be guards, but we can also pretend to be eunuchs. This guard naturally wants to look good, but the risk of being recognized is too great, and there are too many taboos, I am afraid that the general harem inner courtyard will not be allowed to enter, and it is better to pretend to be a eunuch. ”

"Lao Yang Tou is right, and the level of the eunuch we want to pretend to be can't be too high, if the clothes we get are like Chang's father-in-law, there may be many people who know it, and it is easy to arouse suspicion. It's not very good to get the clothes of the little eunuch, it's easy to be called by others, and you have to wear it for a long time, I think you have to choose a small leader in the eunuch, one is enough, and the other two little eunuchs who pretend to follow can mix in. Lu Xiaoyu reminded.

"Then who will be the head of this eunuch?" After Lu Xiaoyu finished asking, he and Lu Xiaoyu looked at Yang Xiangwu in unison, Yang Xiangwu saw that the two were looking at him, and he also pointed to himself, "I'll do it?" ”

"Yes, Lao Yang Tou is really wronged to be a little eunuch with your current temperament, and with your identity as an old eunuch who can speak well for many years, it is still difficult to live with you as an old eunuch." Lu Xiaoyu squeezed Lao Yang's head.

Lao Yang Tou saw that Lu Xiaoyu had no other opinions, and this matter seemed to have to be like this, so he sighed and said: "I didn't expect that my dignified generation of thieves would end up with the fate of being a eunuch when he was old, alas, it's really annoying." ”

Lu Xiaoyu and Lu Xiaoyu couldn't help but cover their mouths and smile when they heard Old Man Yang complaining.

"You two little bunnies, you'll have to do my bidding in a moment." Lao Yang cocked his orchid fingertips, and said in a sharp voice, learning the tone of a eunuch.

"No."

Soon, Lu Xiaoyu unknowingly picked those who walked alone from among the eunuchs who came and went, fixed their bodies, hid them in the flowers that grew taller than people everywhere in the palace, and only took their clothes and put them on. Yang Xiangwu changed into a eunuch suit that was one order higher than the lower rank, while Lu Xiaoyu and Lu Xiaoyu changed into two eunuch suits of the lowest rank.

Don't look at the three of them are not eunuchs, but because Lu Xiaoyu and Lu Xiaoyu are now carrying razors in their luggage, they have no beard, and they are free from the two little eunuchs. Yang Xiangwu is even older, and his beard has fallen off, just like an old eunuch.

"After a while, you will listen to my words and act, I will be stronger than you two in this impromptu reaction, and if something goes wrong at that time, I will carry it in front, and you must not be impulsive, so as not to arouse suspicion. Especially you, Lu Xiaoyu, have always been impulsive, and when the time comes, you must honestly follow me without talking. Yang Xiangwu reminded the two.

"Well, we know, Father-in-law Yang should lead the way in front of us."

In this way, the two followed Yang Xiangwu all the way into the harem with their heads down, "No one really recognizes us." Lu Xiaoyu lowered his head and whispered happily.

"Don't be too happy, this is just the first step, there are more people in the harem later, but it's time to really test." Old Yang Tou turned around from time to time to remind as he walked.

Lu Xiaoyu only thought that he was a little eunuch who had just entered the palace, and he followed Yang Xiangwu very honestly and silently.

Just as they were about to turn from the main gate to the Yuehua Gate from the Qianxia Gate, a voice suddenly stopped them from behind.

"Father-in-law Yang, father-in-law Yang......"

"It seems that someone is calling you behind Old Yang's head?" Lu Xiaoyu whispered in the back.

"No matter, keep walking, just don't see it." Yang Xiangwu quickened his pace and walked into the Yuehua Gate.

The people behind saw that the "Yang Gonggong" in front of them heard his voice, but they sped up their pace, and they also sped up their pace to catch up.

But how could he, a castrated person, run past the thief Yang Xiangwu, who was not tired of running around, he kept shouting in the back: "Gonggong Yang wait for me, I have something to tell you, you go slowly." The eunuch in the back was still wondering how the original Yang Gonggong had such foot strength, why did he suddenly walk so fast today, it must be that he was allergic to the red rash caused him to have a rash caused by the rose dew on his face that he brought him yesterday, and now he is still angry with him, so he refuses to see himself.

So he felt even more sorry that he ran desperately in the back, until the front was the queen mother's daily Buddha hall He didn't dare to make a sound, and whispered in the back: "Yang Gonggong, don't be impulsive, the front is the big Buddha hall, you don't want to die, even the queen mother's forbidden place dare to break into casually." ”

Yang Xiangwu didn't expect that he would panic, pretending to be calm, and ended up in one of the few forbidden places in the palace, that is, the big Buddha hall where the Queen Mother has to come to worship the Buddha once a month.

Yang Xiangwu originally wanted to break in, but when he heard the eunuch behind him kindly remind him, he had no choice but to retreat, cover his face and meet the eunuch who had been chasing him behind.

The eunuch saw that Yang Xiangwu was still covering his face, and said distressedly: "Father-in-law Yang, the rash on your face is fine, it's all my fault, the bullshit rose dew that I stole for you yesterday turned out to be seen by a few little eunuchs and dropped the bag, and your bottle of red oil used to wipe your feet caused you to wipe it like this." I've already taught them a good lesson for you, so don't be angry with me anymore. As he spoke, he reached out and wanted to touch Yang Xiangwu's hand.