Yan Xu was very depressed. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

This depression not only comes from the fact that he has to go to relieve the acupuncture points of those guards outside the gate of his courtyard, but also from Yue Qianqiu quietly telling him that if he lets the dead little fat man cry all the way back, he or the Yue family will all be snobbish and bullied the young of the British king.

So, he could only watch as Yue Qianqiu led the little fat man into Yue's house from the main entrance, made the chickens and dogs jump, cleaned up a guest room, and pushed the little fat man to freshen up and change clothes. He simply couldn't see it and slipped away.

And when Li Yiming changed into his own outfit, he couldn't fit it well, and Yue Qianqiu found out that people can certainly be called fat, but in a strict sense, the little fat man still looks quite pleasing, at least his facial features are not bad, there is no such anger at this time, and he is a little handsome standing there. It's just that if that fat grows any longer, then it's over.

He Nunuzui ordered the little man who had served Li Yiming to wear clothes to go out, and then leaned against the door, and said with a smile: "The guilt of the guilty plea has been successful, and the master has also unlocked the acupoints of your guards and pro-army, and you have also come in at the gate of Yuefu, Your Royal Highness the King of the Imperial Palace, and now you go back, you won't be scolded again, right?" Or do you want to see my grandfather again, curry favor with him before leaving? ”

Hearing this, the bit of honesty on Li Yiming's fat face suddenly disappeared. He stared at Yue Qianqiu, and suddenly snorted coldly: "You don't have to pretend to be a good person, it's wrong to beat people, and you can't be so snobbish, I know you haven't been well-intentioned!" Isn't it your idea to let Yan Xu carry me to the roof? ”

"If you know, it's good." Yue Qianqiu smiled and narrowed her eyes, "Since everyone knows who each other is, then you can tell me, what do you want to do?" ”

thinks that each other is a mature child, and Li Yiming is too lazy to beat around the bush. He said in a rough voice: "I know, you are a child raised by the old lady Yue from outside, not the blood of the Yue family, so the family looks down on you!" I was in the palace, and when a person saw me, they were respectful and respectful, and they kept calling His Royal Highness, but I knew what they said about me behind my back! We're all the same! ”

What do you call us all the same, you kid is too self-inflicted!

Yue Qianqiu suddenly laughed, but his face was still quite serious: "What do they say about you?" ”

"They said that my mother was just a palace maid, and it was my mother who snatched me from her!" The little fat man was fierce and said viciously, "So Ah Niang not only spoiled me vigorously, but also refused to let my father take me personally, so that I still haven't been crowned the prince!" This time, as soon as A-Niang heard that the two Wanyi beside her father were going to give birth, she rushed me over to take the blame! ”

Tsk, who are the people around this little fat man, who taught him such a little messy words? This is also insidious, plausible, it seems that he thinks highly of the number of segments of this little fat man!

Yue Qianqiu breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but the next moment, he was frightened by ten thousand points.

I saw the little fat man take a step forward, and suddenly grabbed his collar, and the chubby face suddenly approached.

"Yue Qianqiu, I know you're a smart person! As long as you are willing to be my military advisor, I will be the emperor in the future, and I will make you the prime minister! Speaking of this, the little fat man shook his sleeves, revealing his arms full of fat, "I can make a blood alliance with you!" ”

This is a little talk book to see too much, right? It's a mess, isn't it? Who told this little fat man's bedtime story!

Although he wanted to ask such a rhetorical question, Yue Qianqiu immediately broke the little fat man's fingers, and then straightened out his wrinkled collar, and then said earnestly: "Your Royal Highness, if you dare to say this to others today, then after returning to the palace, don't say that you can't be the prince, that is, whether the king can continue to be the king, it may not be said." ”

Seeing that the little fat man's face turned white all of a sudden, he smiled and said, "Who told you that it is useful to make an alliance with blood?" You ask my master, how many brothers who are allied by blood on the rivers and lakes, in the end, they still stick knives in the ribs of their brothers, and they don't even hesitate when they betray. Do you want to say that the words are proof? Whoever wants to tell you this, you go back and beat him to death, this kind of thing leaves documentary evidence, is that trying to die? ”

Before the little fat man could react, he pinched his fingers again and said, "That's right, there is still a gambling curse to swear?" But if those toothache spells were effective, there wouldn't be so many people in the world who swore and broke their vows casually. ”

"Besides, who told you that the Yue family looked down on me? Tsk, haven't you heard that the eldest grandson of Yuefu, Chang'an, is my nephew, who follows my ass every day? He's the rightful heir! ”

After a few words in a row, the little fat man was a little confused, and then he stepped forward, grabbed the fat face of the little fat man with both hands, and whispered word by word: "When the emperor says this kind of thing, you can't say it casually, and you can't do it to anyone." Unless when did you open the mansion and have your own team, and you didn't live under the roof of someone else in the palace, then you might be able to talk about it when you recruited people. But to say it now, that is to look for death. ”

Speaking of this, he let go of his hand and raised the little thumb of his right hand: "Since you have met me today, I will not only remind you, but also tell you a way to make a contract with someone, that is, to pull the hook." ”

Holding the wrist of the little fat man very strongly, he put the little finger up, Yue Qianqiu hooked the little finger and shook it twice, and then said with a thought: "Hang yourself on the hook, and you will not be allowed to change for a hundred years...... You're going to find someone to make a promise in the future, remember to do it! ”

Li Yiming was born in this big dye vat in the palace. There are people around me who are servile and servant, there are those who have honey belly swords, and there are sycophants...... In his impression, his father loved him and met almost all the requirements unconditionally, but there were not many opportunities to meet each other, and the admonition was up to the point, not to mention Feng Guifei, who screamed like a baby, and there was no mention at all.

Anyway, there is no one like Yue Qianqiu to tell the truth!

Therefore, he came back to his senses, and immediately hooked Yue Qianqiu's fingers fiercely, and shook them twice, and then he sniffed vigorously: "Okay, I remember your words!" You wait, when I become the prince, I will make you a big official first! ”

Hey, I just taught you how to pull the hook, but I didn't promise you anything!

Seeing that Li Yiming turned around and walked out after letting go of his hand, Yue Qianqiu hurriedly chased after him and reminded: "Ying Xiaopang, you can remember, take it easy in the future, don't talk nonsense when you catch anyone, there is no good person like me in this world!" ”

"Who is Ying Xiaopang!" Li Yiming turned his head and glared at Yue Qianqiu fiercely, it could be seen that he was smiling, thinking of the words that no one had said to him just now, he still snorted coldly, "Don't worry, I'm not that stupid!" ”

Yue Qianqiu stood at the door of the house, seeing Li Yiming angrily calling a little guy to lead the way away, and then he pressed his chest and breathed a long sigh of relief. Immediately after, he said without raising his head: "Master, have you seen enough of the excitement and heard enough?" Not down yet? ”

"Ahem, hehe!"

With this somewhat strange sound, a figure floated down from the eaves, landing silently, quite chic, it was Yan Xu. He didn't have the slightest consciousness of peeping and eavesdropping, and came to Yue Qianqiu's side with a smile.

"Qianqiu, why are you reminding this little fat man? As long as the two Wanyi in the palace can give birth to two princes, he is not the only prince, and at that time, where will he still be angry? Besides, listen to his unbelievable request, he actually wants to make a blood alliance with you, does he think this is going to the rivers and lakes to marry Jinlan? I've been friends with your father for so many years, and I haven't made a bloody alliance! ”

The previous words are very reasonable, but in the end, the essence of Yan Xu is exposed.

Yue Qianqiu did not complain for the first time. He shrugged his shoulders and said with some embarrassment: "I just look at this little fat man pitifully, so I took the trouble to remind him." I still have a grandfather and a master, although he has the emperor and Feng Guifei, but if you really want to say how close you are, it may not be. ”

As soon as these words came out, Yan Xu suddenly felt very embarrassed in his heart, and secretly thought that the good apprentice was really sympathetic.

How did he know that he said it compassionately, but Yue Qianqiu was crazy in his heart.

That little fat man is a madman, and if he is not afraid of being cross, he is afraid of dying!

The two ladies in the palace are just pregnant, and even if they are born, they may not be able to live, even if they do...... Aren't all these dynasties having to say that they have a long history? Even if you count the emperor's adopted son who is said to have been carried to the palace and where should he go now, this little fat man still has the greatest hope.

Before the old man and the eldest princess have made a decision, he will sacrifice it first and stabilize the little fat man!

Kill him again in the future!