Chapter 1: Rebirth
On the Beijing-Zhuhai Expressway, a BMW X5 is speeding at a speed of 180 miles per hour. The driver was a man named Jiang Haoran, 24 years old, occupation: thief. He could have had a glorious future, his parents were both high-ranking officials in City A, he skipped grades continuously when he was studying, and at the age of 18, he got a diploma from Waseda University in Japan, the Department of Civil Engineering, and many people asserted at that time: "This son is definitely a rare genius with unlimited prospects." But the year he graduated, his parents were involved in an economic case and both went to prison. The future that had been arranged long ago is gone, the house is gone, and the money is gone. used to follow his parents to flatter and do everything he could, but now seeing him is like seeing a ghost, lest he avoid it. At a young age, he knows better than anyone what heaven is, what hell is, what is warm and cold in human feelings, and what is hot and cold in the world.
Fortunately, when he was at his worst, he met his current master, an old thief. Master told him that his life creed is that if you are poor, you will change, if you change, you will steal, and if you steal, you will be rich. He knew that the original text was: "If you are poor, you will change, and if you change, you will be successful, and if you are poor, you will be able to do it for a long time." But what does it matter? In front of an empty stomach, all ideals, morals, and truths are mud. But he also adheres to his bottom line, and only steals high-ranking officials and those who are unkind to the rich. For six years, he has never missed a hand in stealing money, stealing things, and even stealing women's hearts.
And today, the master called him and asked him to come to Guanyin Rock quickly, saying that he had found Guo Songlin's treasure, and the entrance was actually at the bottom of the well of Guanyin Temple. The master's voice on the phone was a little incoherent, which made Jiang Haoran feel a little funny, and the master, who has always been calm and cautious, has also lost his sense of proportion.
But it's no wonder that this treasure has been a disease in the hearts of the Master's family for generations. It is said that the master's ancestors received the emperor's order to find this treasure.
BMW's superior performance is perfectly reflected on the highway, and the speed of 180 mph is still very stable. The beautiful piano music in the car was flowing slowly, Jiang Haoran's hands were holding the steering wheel, and ten slender fingers were playing gently on the steering wheel, as if the beautiful piano sound came from his subordinates.
A sign indicating an exit two kilometres ahead passed by. Jiang Haoran naturally stepped on the clutch, put the gear back into neutral, and let the car slide on its own. Suddenly, Jiang Haoran felt that the car had hit something, but the line of sight in front of him was good and unobstructed? There was no room for him to question, and with a loud and piercing sound, the car flew into the air and fell heavily on the road and rolled all the way. Jiang Haoran knew that it was over, and he was even horrified to see his arm rolling in the place on his body. The ensuing explosion silenced his world completely.
I don't know how long it took, Jiang Haoran felt a little faintly, but he couldn't tell what kind of feeling it was, as if he was sleeping in a dark box, he wanted to shout, he wanted to open his eyes to see, but it was all in vain, he couldn't even feel his limbs, breathing, and heartbeat. "Probably this is heaven or hell!" He thought to himself.
Suddenly, he heard footsteps, two people to be exact, followed by a heavy closing of the door.
"Tell me, what's going on." It was a deep baritone who spoke, and the tone was very angry.
"Eh, dear, I really didn't mean to, I just wanted to go to the Song Dynasty to have fun, but when I came back, I accidentally broke through the four-dimensional protection and formed a wormhole, and as a result, he flew into the time shuttle ship, so I had to take him back." It was a woman who spoke, and it was a woman whose voice was so loud that the man couldn't walk because his legs were weak when he heard it. However, Jiang Haoran was not in the mood to appreciate her voice. Hearing her say: "Go to the Song Dynasty to play, four-dimensional protection, wormholes and time shuttle ships," but he was scared of everything, and he seemed to have come to the future world.
"Do you know what it is to start the time shuttle ship without permission, do you know what it is to get someone back from ancient times, and whether you used the 'Phantom Dragon Armor', you have to know that if you let the above know, any of them can keep us in prison for the rest of our lives." The woman's tender offensive obviously had no effect, and the man's words seemed to have been suppressed for a long time, and every word seemed to erupt from his mouth.
"Woo, woo", the woman shed tears before speaking, and the momentum was absolutely tearful and magnificent. "You blame me, woo, you scolded me, you don't love me anymore, woowoo."
"Okay, okay, I don't blame you, you have to know that this matter is too big, we really can't afford it, hurry up and find a way to dispose of this pile of 'rotten meat'! I'm going to check it tomorrow." In front of the woman's tenderness and tears, the man immediately surrendered, and his tone immediately dropped an octave. The man paused as if he remembered something again, and said, "By the way, you won't give the 'Phantom Dragon Battle Armor' to this pile of 'rotten meat', right!" ”
"Knock knock," after a few footsteps, Jiang Haoran heard the sound of "hunting" when the cloth was suddenly lifted, and then, the woman's voice sounded like a spring water dingdong and absolutely without the slightest trace of rain: "My dear, you are so amazing, what I brought back is definitely a pile of 'rotten meat', if I don't use the 'Phantom Dragon Armor', I can't repair him at all." The muscles and bones of his whole body were all pieced together by me, and even the eyes, nose, mouth, and ears were repaired by me to perfection, and even I couldn't believe that this was my independent work. Now, as soon as I turn on the confinement system, he can run as fast as a car."
"You, you, you", man, you haven't seen anything from you for a long time, and you're probably so angry.
Jiang Haoran was so frightened that he knew that he really didn't die, and he really came to the future world. But he didn't have the joy of the rest of his life after the catastrophe, and this wave after wave of horror made him feel that death is sometimes happier than life. He couldn't imagine what it would be like to be "pieced out piece by piece, piece by piece."
"Alas," the man sighed very long, and said in all sorts of chatter, "all right, where he came from, you will send him back at once, and I will find a way to help you deal with the traces." ”
"I don't know where he came from," the woman said weakly.
"Check his clothes to see if there are any things that prove he came from in what era and where he came from. If not, immediately analyze the age and origin of the fabric."
"What kind of clothes! It was full of blood clots, broken bones, broken glass, broken pieces of iron, and I threw all the incinerators. Besides, why is it so complicated, can't I wake him up and ask?
"What? Do you dare to let him know about our save? Good! You wake him up, and I'll throw him into the incinerator right away." The man was a little crazy.
The woman muttered and said, "You can rest assured, absolutely, I will never let him know." So what do we do now! Uh-huh, uh-huh??????
After a full minute of the coquettish "um", the man finally spoke: "That's it! You give him a tomography scan first, and then start Yunyi search to try it, this traceability system is still in the testing stage, and it can only be traced back to the data of human beings within 500 years, try his luck! ”
The man's words don't matter, but Jiang Haoran was frightened, the woman said that she was put together piece by piece, piece by piece, and even her facial features were transformed by her, is this still him? Can that bullshit search find him? It's a pity that he can't say anything, he can't do anything.
"Yes", the woman didn't care what Jiang Haoran thought, she was already excited, and then there was a "click" sound, and she probably kissed the man.
After a series of footsteps and the sound of the door closing disappeared, Jiang Haoran didn't know how long the thunderbolt keyboard was tapping, and finally heard the woman's voice again, as if muttering to himself: "Ninety-eight percent similarity, Jiang Haoran, male, 24 years old, unmarried." Hearing this, Jiang Haoran died beautifully, he couldn't imagine that in the future, the world would be so advanced in science and technology, and he would be able to find himself in this way, if he could move, he would definitely jump up. However, the woman's next voice immediately made his heart sink to the bottom, freeze, and shatter piece by piece.
"Word, Ziqian. Graduated from the Whampoa Military Academy, father, Jiang Zhiwu, word, Wenxuan. Mother, dead. Brother, Jiang Haocang, word, Ziyu. Brother, Jiang Haotian, word, Zishen. Now living in 1938, Xiangtan County walks Long. There's an uncle-hehe! Boy, I can't believe you're still a person with a background. Okay, I know you can hear me, and although I hurt you, what I have compensated you will definitely benefit you for the rest of your life. Well! For your sake, I'll give you a little more weapon blueprints! It's all a product of your time, but a little bit ahead of it. As long as you meditate, it's in your head. I didn't want you to repay me! If you have to reciprocate, remember me, my name is 'Worm'. Well, go to sleep! When you wake up, you'll be home, cluck, cluck, cluck. ”
Jiang Haoran really fell asleep.