Zhou Hexuan rubbed the mutton and asked, "Brother Ha, do you really believe that Liu Shenxian can spell?" ”

Fan Ha'er was stunned and replied, "This kind of thing, I'm afraid it's not clear." ”

Zhou Hexuan explained: "The day before the fight, I asked Commander Liu about the Taoist priest's usual spells, so I had already prepared. His talisman paper spontaneously combusted without fire, and it looked very supernatural, but in fact, the talisman was stained with white phosphorus. The ignition point of white phosphorus is very low, ordinary paper needs more than 100 degrees to ignite, and white phosphorus can be burned at 30 degrees. ”

"What about the one that touched the water and turned into ice?" Van Harr asked again.

"Daoist Liu hid saltpeter in his sleeve, and every time he recited a mantra and patted water, he would quietly throw a piece into it. Because the amount of saltpeter is relatively small, it melts quickly into the water, so it is difficult for others to find out," Zhou Hexuan said with a smile, "The method of making ice from saltpeter has been invented in the last years of the Tang Dynasty." By the time of the Song Dynasty, there were also people who used saltpeter to make iced drinks in the summer and sell them for money. ”

"What about you?" said Fanhaer, who did not know what saltpeter and white phosphorus were, but barely understood, "what about you?" How did you turn the whole plate of water into ice all at once? ”

Zhou Hexuan smiled and said: "Under normal circumstances, the water will freeze when it reaches zero degrees. However, if there is no condensation nucleus, sub-zero water is still water, and such water is called supercooled water. I had already made a basin of supercooled water and covered it with a thick towel to prevent the supercooled water from coming into contact with condensation nuclei in the air. Just uncover the towel and touch it lightly, and the supercold water will freeze immediately. ”

The more Fan Ha'er listened, the more confused he became, so he had to smirk and said: "Brother Zhou is still knowledgeable, and those who have drunk foreign ink know more than us rotten hills." ”

"Haha, it's called science." Zhou Hexuan had studied at Peking University in his last life, although he was a liberal arts student, how could he not understand the basic knowledge of physical chemistry?

The two were eating hot pot and drinking and chatting, and after three rounds of drinking, Fan Har unbuttoned his belt, straightened his belly and said, "Brother Zhou, I'll go to Shanghai in two days, do you want to go play together?" ”

"I still have business to do in Chongqing, so I won't accompany me." Zhou Hexuan said.

"Then you have to do it, you are busy with you," Fan Ha'er said, "At the Shangqing Temple in Chongqing, I have built a Fan Zhuang, and it is estimated that it will be repaired this year." Next time you come to Chongqing, go directly to Fanzhuang to find me, and the two of us will catch up with the old days. ”

"I will definitely visit you then," Zhou Hexuan raised his glass and said, "I will toast Brother Ha again, and I wish you a smooth sailing trip to Shanghai." ”

"Well said, well said, done!" Van Harr craned his neck and drank.

The two were drunk and left the restaurant, and Zhou Hexuan returned to the hotel with Sun Yongzhen's support.

As soon as I returned to the hotel room, I saw a few more people in the room—Luo Zezhou and his attendants, and a poor girl.

Zhang Mouzhi said urgently: "Virtuous son-in-law, you are finally back, this military master has something to do with you." ”

Luo Zezhou leaned over flatteringly and said with a smile: "Immortal Venerable, the disciple invited you to come here, and he also brought a greeting gift to Immortal Venerable." ”

What the heck?

Zhou Hexuan looked at the girl suspiciously, only to see that she was wearing a coarse cloth dress, and her family background should be very ordinary. But the girl cut her short hair to the ears, and in Sichuan, where the atmosphere is relatively conservative, most of them belong to progressive female students.

Luo Zezhou smiled evilly and explained: "Xianzun, are you still satisfied with this girl?" The disciple will help you find one. Her name is Yang Shufen, she is studying in an enlightened school, and she can write articles and speak foreign languages. ”

Zhou Hexuan said angrily: "You dare to rob the people's daughter!" ”

"Xianzun, you misunderstood, it wasn't robbed," Luo Zezhou hurriedly said, "I spent 300 oceans to find her mother and old man (parents) to buy it with real money, and there was absolutely no forced buying and selling!" ”

"!" Zhou Hexuan was too lazy to talk nonsense with this bastard.

Unexpectedly, the girl named Yang Shufen actually knelt down for Zhou Hexuan with a puff: "Mr. Zhou, please, you will accept me." I can do laundry and cook, and I will polish ink and read the newspaper for you. ”

Zhou Hexuan sweated wildly, helped the girl and said, "Get up!" ”

"If Mr. Zhou doesn't agree, I won't get up." The girl was so anxious that she burst into tears.

Zhou Hexuan instantly understood the situation, this girl had been bought by Luo Zezhou. And Luo Zezhou is a demon king of the mixed world, if Zhou Hexuan doesn't accept her, the girl's fate will be very miserable.

What the is this?

"Alright then, you will follow me in the future." Zhou Hexuan decided to send the girl home another day.

The girl was overjoyed, and kowtowed again and again: "Thank you, Mr. Zhou!" ”

Luo Zezhou was also happy, and the bastard warlord said with great anticipation: "Immortal Venerable, can you accept me as a personal disciple?" ”

Zhou Hexuan straightened his face and coughed: "Ahem, the deity does not accept disciples in the mortal world, nor does it pass on the spells of the immortal family. ”

Luo Zezhou hurriedly said: "It's okay to be a named disciple, I don't learn spells." ”

Zhou Hexuan's face was embarrassed, and he said with a relaxed mouth: "Then the deity will be reluctant to make it difficult and accept you as the only registered disciple." ”

"Thank you, Master!"

Luo Zezhou knelt in front of Zhou Hexuan and yelled at his attendants: "Don't hurry up and set up the incense altar, Lao Tzu wants to kowtow to the teacher!" ”

Zhou Hexuan's face was displeased, and he shouted: "Who are you?" ”

"Don't dare, don't dare, the disciple said something wrong." Luo Zezhou's face was terrified.

What kind of mess is this?

30 years after the tax was collected in Sichuan, Luo Zezhou, the "Emperor Luo" who was feared by everyone, was actually a fool who believed in immortals!

Is he not afraid of what he has done, and will he go to eighteen layers of hell after death?

Luo Zezhou had already prepared, and the incense and candles were quickly put on the table, holding the tea and kowtowing a few times, looking at Zhou Hexuan expectantly.

Zhou Hexuan stretched out his finger and put a little on Luo Zezhou's head, pretending to be a ghost and said: "The deity accepts disciples without formal etiquette, and now I give you the law name 'Tongxu'." To enter my door, you must observe the three commandments. ”

Luo Zezhou said, "Master, please speak." ”

"First, you must not harm the people, can you obey?" Zhou Hexuan asked.

Luo Zezhou was stunned, nodded and said, "Yes." ”

Zhou Hexuan said: "Second, we must abide by Chinese orthodoxy. If a foreign barbarian invades China, such as the Japanese, you must be loyal to the country, are you willing to obey? ”

"Yes." Luo Zezhou replied immediately.

Zhou Hexuan continued: "Third, we must respect the teacher, and we must not deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, have you ever written it down? ”

"Remember." Luo Zezhou said.

"Well, you swear." Zhou Hexuan said with a smile.

Luo Zezhou immediately raised three fingers and swore: "Disciple Luo Zezhou, the Dharma name is clear, now worship under the Donghua Emperor, and you should abide by the precepts of the master." In the future, we will respect teachers, treat the people well, and support Chinese orthodoxy. If this oath is violated, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed, and the five thunders will hit the top! ”

Zhou Hexuan recited a spell indiscriminately, slapped it on the top of Luo Zezhou's head, and threatened: "I have left an immortal mark in your soul, as long as you violate your oath, you will not be at peace after death, you will not be reincarnated, and you will be a lonely soul and a wild ghost for thousands of years." ”

Luo Zezhou's face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly said, "The disciple must not break his oath." ”

Zhou Hexuan pinched his fingers and said: "You will have a catastrophe in the near future, you must do good deeds to resolve it, remember, remember!" ”

"Disciple remember!" Luo Zezhou said in disbelief.

Zhou Hexuan just said it to scare this guy, but what he didn't expect was that he was actually allowed by him.

Just like in history, not long after Luo Zezhou left Chongqing and returned to his station, he mutinied because of his mistreatment of soldiers. He was strictly investigated and punished by his boss Deng Xihou, and after his release, he went to Li Jiayu, and since then he has been more convinced of Zhou Hexuan's divine might.

Although this guy did not change his life and still went on a rampage, he finally died on the front line of resistance against Japan, which is much more glorious than the suicide of swallowing cigarette paste in history.

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