Chapter 3 The Magical Joke APP

Jing Zetian was lying alone in his room, and the palace maids and eunuchs in costume were all driven out of the door by him, at first, these people were still unwilling to live or die, so they had to stand by the bed and wait for orders at any time, but Jing Zetian was very unaccustomed to someone standing next to him when he was sleeping, and he would be scared when he got up in the middle of the night.

Jing Zetian closed his eyes, but he was not sleeping.

Jing Zetian closed his eyes, thinking about "Connotation Duanzi" in his mind, and then in his mind, the interface of the classic mobile phone application "Connotative Duanzi" in the earth in his previous life appeared in his mind. Back then, he was electrocuted because he was too addicted to watching jokes, and he was reborn in this world, so he was not surprised by the many "connotation jokes" in his mind. In the previous life, this app was mainly an application for sharing funny videos and various jokes, and later after there were more people playing jokes, the videos sent were strange, for example, since an uncle released a teaching video of cooking by himself, all kinds of Duan friends (netizens who play connotation jokes are called Duan You, Duan You's family in the world, hehe) followed and released their own cooking teaching videos, and there are many videos of various skills released by Duan You, including carpentry, electrician, plumber, building a house, Duan You's life background is all a fan, So Jing Zetian also gained a lot of knowledge.

And now, whenever Jing Zetian concentrates and thinks about "connotation jokes", this application in his previous life automatically appears in his mind, and now in addition to not being able to publish photos and short video jokes, other functions can be realized, although I don't know how to connect to the Internet, but now it can be updated at any time, as long as Jing Zetian thinks of it, as for why there is this Jing Zetian, I don't want to think so much, I waste my brain. Therefore, in this ancient period when entertainment activities were extremely scarce, Jing Zetian began to read jokes in his mind after lying in bed as soon as it was dark.

Today, I opened the "connotation joke" in my mind as usual, looked at my personal interface, and sure enough, someone replied to myself, in the past twelve years, the "connotation joke" has always existed, Jing Zetian has always wondered how a mobile phone app can exist for so long and continue to operate, but I didn't think about the reason in depth. Jing Zetian continued to look at Duan You's replies to him, all of which were some watery answers, and then thought about sending a joke, and then the sending interface appeared in his mind.

Jing Zetian wrote, "The prince of Japan is going to negotiate with the enemy tomorrow, I hope there will be no accidents, and I hope that all Duan friends will bless this prince." The nickname behind it reads: The Six Princes of Dahua.

When Jing Zetian just sent out the joke, after a while, the group of Duan friends who often followed him replied: "66666, my eldest prince is actually going to negotiate." Duan You replied to the 'reverse hide'.

"Haha, eldest prince, when did you accept the slave family, the slave family has been paying attention to you for several years." Duan You's 'cute white cat' returns.

"Haha, the eldest prince, when the time comes, we will form a Duan family army, Duan You will go on the expedition, and there will be no grass!" Another Duan You's 'Fat Tiger Singing' listened to the reply.

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There are many people who follow Jing Zetian's bragging and farting one by one, looking at the joke every day, it is Jing Zetian's happiest time, since he discovered the connotation of the joke, he has become a Dahua Six Princes, and he will publish it in his own life in this world as soon as he has nothing to do, because it is really an experience, and after sending it out, others will see it differently than the one made up, and gradually he will be more famous in the joke, whenever he sends a joke, there will be a large wave of Duan friends followed by a rhythm.

After playing daily exchanges with Duan You, Jing Zetian lay on the bed, thinking carefully about tomorrow's peace. This world is exactly the same as the earth in the previous life, and the position of Dahua is also the same as the country in the previous life, but the surrounding forces and countries are different. The Youth League that attacked this time was from the Mongolian side in the previous life, because it was a nomadic people, and the cavalry was extremely powerful, fortunately, they were only interested in robbery, and they had little desire to occupy the territory, because the various tribes within their Youth League were also in constant disputes, and they could not concentrate their forces to fight for one side, which was also the reason why Jing Zetian dared to go tomorrow, as long as they were given enough benefits, they would go back obediently.

In these years, Jing Zetian studied in Taixue according to the rules of the royal family, because the world has only changed since the Han Dynasty, so he used official scripts, Jing Zetian quickly learned these words, and then began to understand the world through the collection of books in Wenyuan Pavilion. Wenyuan Pavilion is the most abundant place in Dahua in addition to the family gate, many materials, literature, and all kinds of information are gathered here, Jing Zetian with his young age and the identity of the prince, he can learn all kinds of knowledge in Wenyuan Pavilion freely, and it seems that because of the reason of rebirth, Jing Zetian's memory is also extremely amazing, basically everything he has seen can probably be remembered, and he will not forget it for a long time.

Jing Zetian's head was running rapidly, recalling the information about the Youth League, because it might be used tomorrow. The Youth League is a situation of tribal alliance, and the Buryat tribe led by Uskhan is the largest tribe among them (but the extraordinary status of Uskhan in the tribe is now called the Uss tribe), and its tribe under the leadership of Uss Khan, gradually suppresses other tribes, and Uss also becomes the Khan of the Youth League, and on the steppe, strength is king. After so many years of life as the leader of the Youth League, the ambition of Uskhan swelled, and he always wanted to dominate the steppe, constantly stirring up conflicts among various tribes, and wanted to make a profit, but unfortunately he never succeeded, but caused strong dissatisfaction among the leaders of other major tribes, and his status was faintly shaken. Jing Zetian thought about the information that had been shelved for several years in Wenyuan Pavilion, and through analysis, he found that one of the purposes of Wusi Khan's southward journey this time should be to increase his prestige in the Youth League, and at the same time to loot some more supplies here in Dahua.

I think that tomorrow the Wusi Khan will open his mouth, but since my father sent me over, although I can just watch it, but as the prince of Dahua, I can't be indifferent, let it be slaughtered, the whole country belongs to their Jing family, he is reluctant to have his family's things robbed too much, how can he resist a little. Jing Zetian thought in his heart, and then gradually entered the dream.

In the dead of night, the moon hangs high. A piece of moonlight gently sprinkled down, sprinkled throughout the palace, sprinkled on the roof of the palace, and sprinkled on Jing Zetian's body through the window. In Hua'an City, all the cities and streets were inspected one by one by a team of officers and soldiers, and the sergeants on the city gate also held their breath and stood at the city gate with torches in the dark night, monitoring the movements outside the city. At this moment, the people of Hua'an City are sleeping in their own homes, and the tension inside and outside the city cannot affect these civilians at this moment.

"Boom! Boom! Boom! Three morning bells came from the bell tower of the palace, heralding that a new day had come again, and the sun slowly passed through the clouds, revealing a face that had already swelled red, like a shy little girl looking at the earth. The palace maids and eunuchs began to get busy one by one, dressing their respective masters and dressing and washing in the morning.

"Ahhh Jing Zetian got up and stretched hard.

"Hurry up, Your Highness, you have something important to do today!" Qiu Xiang urged anxiously on the side.

"You girl, it's not a good thing today, you still urge me to go, you are with your intentions." Jing Zetian said with an unhappy face.

"Well, then Your Highness should continue to sleep, don't go today." Qiu Xiang hurriedly changed her words.

“。。 You girl, eh, hurry up and dress me and wash up. Jing Zetian said helplessly. Early in the morning, I saw Qiu Xiang, a beautiful girl in her youth, and when she got up and dressed, she even showed her male style a little, which made Qiu Xiang blush, and quickly dressed Jing Zetian.

Eh, unconsciously I have reached the age of physical maturity again, hehe, I can take care of this girl Qiu Xiang after a few more years, so that she always doesn't follow the rules, Jing Zetian thought obscenously in his heart.

"Okay, Ruhua has already prepared the meal, Your Highness, hurry up and eat", Qiu Xiang finished speaking, covered her red face with her hands, and quickly ran out of Jing Zetian's room.

"Hey, Qiu Xiang, are you sick, why is your face so red, hurry up and find the imperial doctor." Ruhua, who didn't know why, saw Qiu Xiang's face and asked with concern.

"Oh, it's okay, I'll go out and wash my face, Your Highness, you serve first." Qiu Xiang said that, he didn't care, and Ruhua ran towards the outside of the hall with a confused face.