Chapter 386: What a happy event

One sentence made the other five people look confused!

This guy must not be able to eat grapes, so grapes are sour.

The special four products are too low-grade, you are a small county in a small county, have you ever drunk the special four products? Not to mention the special four products, have you ever drunk the special nine products?

I haven't drunk it, I haven't drunk it, and I'm in a good mood another day, please drink it! Why slap a swollen face and be fat, so immodest?

Ma Song snorted and asked, "Then what kind of wine do you often drink?" He glanced at the ring, and continued, "Shouldn't it be the same as the gentlemen, it's a special offer!" ”

Li Feibai said: "I occasionally drink a special product, but I don't drink it often!" ”

Ma Song glanced at each other, and felt that this person still knew how to handle the door, and did not blow the cowhide to the edges. Otherwise, who do you think you are? You must know that when the first product of the dynasty, you can only buy a bottle of special products a month, could it be that you are more bullish than the members of the first product of the dynasty, can you drink a special product every day?

Ma Song said: "So, what you often drink is a special three-pin product?" ”

Li Feibai snorted coldly and said, "Special for three products? You're underestimating me! I drink at home with a special royal drink. Well, for more than a year, I have been a little stressed, and I often have insomnia. I can't sleep at all if I don't drink some special for the royal family every night, and I used to fall asleep after drinking one, two, two, or two. Now, almost half a bottle has to be filled, otherwise people can't relax and can't sleep. ”

Ma Songwu's expression at this time was not confused, but shocked.

This guy is too good to blow and too daring to blow! You say, you drink special offerings, the big guy doesn't believe it anymore, you dare to say that you drink special offerings to the royal family!

I have to drink half a bottle one night, otherwise I won't be able to sleep!

You are too good, more bullish than the emperor, and the emperor can't drink half a bottle of special for the royal family in a day!

You have to be reliable to brag! Don't say you can't buy a special royal offer, even if you can, can you afford it?

Do you know the price of the special royal offer? A bottle of one hundred taels of silver! You are a county commander, and if you die, you will only be able to buy one bottle a year if you don't eat or drink, and where can you get the money to buy a small two hundred bottles for the royal family.

Ma Song was stunned, and saw that Li Feibai could still have a normal expression after blowing these cowhides, as if he was not bragging, but telling the truth.

One of them burst out laughing! The laughter is abnormal, it is mockery, it is ridicule.

When he smiled, everyone else laughed, with the same expression, the same sneer.

Ma Song even pounded the table while laughing, and said, "You drink special offerings every day, and you still drink special offerings to the royal family!" I've seen something that can be blown, and it's the first time I've seen you blow so well! ”

The loud laughter at their table attracted the attention of several other tables, and also attracted the officials in the ring to look at Liu Shuishui, Fan Guanlou and Guo Shouxiang.

Liu Xianshui and Fan Guanlou didn't know what was going on, but they were obviously very angry.

Today, what is going on with their entourage, how can they laugh so unscrupulously, there are no rules at all, it's a shame!

Guo Shouxiang still has some understanding of his entourage and the entourage of Liu Xianshui and Fan Guanlou, they are all very well-behaved people, and if they are so abnormal today, they must have been provoked by Li Feibai!

If the culprit is really Li Feibai, today he will let the public understand that he does not know how to train his entourage, and he will lose face.

What can I do?

He really wanted to find a crack in the ground to hide in, it was a hundred times better than letting the other yamen look down on him in his heart.

The table below was still laughing, and Liu Xianshui and Fan Guanlou coughed heavily. But the table didn't hear a cough, Fan Guanlou suddenly shouted: "Ma Song! ”

Ma Song, who was laughing, turned pale all of a sudden, and Lu Shili and the other three entourages also turned pale for a moment, and the laughter stopped abruptly.

They were stunned for a moment by Li Feibai's cowhide, and they forgot where they were now and who were eating in the ring. also said that he was drinking in a tavern, so he laughed unscrupulously.

When they realized what this place was, they immediately knew what was going on.

How can they laugh so unruly in front of the master, this will make the other officials misunderstand that they have no tutor, and then make the master lose face.

Fan Guanlou said with a smile: "Ma Song, what good thing is so happy, let us be happy when you say it!" ”

Masson shuddered with fright.

With his understanding of Fan Guanlou, Fan Guanlou scolded him in public, and it was not a big deal. Fan Guanlou didn't scold him, but said it so politely, the matter was big.

Go back and teach him a lesson, it's not too light. Since then, he has not been allowed to be a personal follower, and he has been driven out of Fan's mansion, so what can I do?

He stammered, "No...... Nothing good! ”

Fan Guanlou said: "Didn't you laugh quite loudly just now?" Why is it that when you speak, it's like a mosquito barking, and you can't hear anything! You, and you, all come up and explain to me why there are no rules like this! ”

One hundred and twenty Masson were reluctant to go into the ring. He didn't know what the result would be, but he knew it must be serious!

But since Fan Guanlou let out his words, he couldn't help but go. I had to take the first step and walk towards the ring. When he was about to go up the stairs, he glanced back, and Lu Shili followed, and Li Feibai also followed.

Lu Shili's faces were the same as him, very ugly, and he was terrified that the sky was falling. Li Feibai is like no one else, not only is he not afraid, but he is also happy.

Ma Song scolded secretly: "The matter was caused by you, but you are still there like no one!" ”

But think about it, Li Feibai has the same capital as no one. They make the men lose face, provoke the dissatisfaction of the masters, and will lose the errand of their relatives, which is equivalent to ruining this life.

Li Feibai provoked the dissatisfaction of the masters, and there would be no loss, so he returned to Jiyuan and continued to do the errands of the county commander's friends.

Ma Song gave a look to several other people, suggesting that the others were pushing things on Li Feibai. A few of the others nodded their heads in the same way.

The group got into the ring and came to the table where Fan Guanlou was sitting.

On this table, in addition to Fan Guanlou, Lu Bing and Wu Jinghe are sitting on the upper seat, Guo Shouxiang is on the left side of Lu Bing, and the other three Yanei are sitting in the other seats, and Fan Guanlou and Liu Xianshui are in the last seat.

Fan Guanlou said: "Ma Song, now tell you, what happy event can make you happy like that?" Not even a shred of decency! ”

Ma Song snorted: "I didn't encounter any happy events!" ”

Fan Guanlou's face became even colder, and said, "You can laugh like that if you don't encounter a happy event?" When you encounter a happy event, you must not laugh to death! ”

Ma Song hurriedly explained, pointed at Li Feibai and said: "It's just that this brother told a joke, and everyone couldn't help but laugh when they heard it, and forgot for a while what kind of place this was, doing such unruly things." Please also ask you to remember the first offense of the little ones, and let the little ones go! ”

A joke can make a very well-behaved entourage have no rules, everyone present wants to know what kind of joke this is, Fan Guanlou also wants to know, and said: "Oh, what a joke, tell me about it!" ”

After that, his face turned cold, and he said: "If you laugh when you say it, I will spare you this time." If you don't laugh when you say it, I will definitely let you understand what kind of sin it is to ruin Wu Dashao's heroic banquet because of no rules, and see if there are still people who dare to have no rules in the future! ”

Ma Song pointed at Li Feibai and said, "Just now, the little ones were drinking below, but this brother named Li Feibai didn't drink." We asked him why he didn't drink it, and he said that the wine for the special four products was too low-grade, and he drank it every day for the royal family, so he didn't drink such a low-grade special four products! ”