Yuan Shao looked at Cao Cao and expressed his opinion.

Cao Cao nodded, agreeing with Yuan Shao's opinion, "This wooden cow is strong, and that button must speed up the release of strength, so as to increase the speed of the wooden cow." ”

Guo Jia, Tian Feng, Yan Liang, and Xiahou Dun, Yuan Cao Wenwu, also agreed with the arguments of the two lords.

Everyone talked eloquently.

Therefore, when Zhang Fei yelled and pressed over, they all stared wide-eyed.

The people who eat melons no longer eat melons, waiting to see how rare they are.

"Hey~, third brother!" Liu Bei felt that it was better not to press it recklessly, but it was too late to stop Zhang Fei.

Click.......

When the sound of the mechanism came, everyone on the scene held their breath.

Zhuge Liang and Sima Yi were around Qin Ye, both of them were shaking their feather fans urgently, and their eyes were about to breathe fire.

Dian Wei and Xu Chu, their hairs stand on end.

"! Uh-huh....... As soon as Dian Wei shouted out, he was gagged by Zhuge Liang in time. He suddenly realized and hurriedly said, "This has nothing to do with us. ”

If Zhuge Liang hadn't been able to reach Dian Wei's head, he would have knocked it over with a shudder. What does it mean has nothing to do with us, it has nothing to do with it at all. If you shout like this, it will cause 'misunderstanding'.

Fortunately, at this time, everyone didn't have time to pay attention to the situation on Dian Wei's side. Because Liu Bei is in a situation.

I saw the moment the button was pressed.

Liu Bei, who was riding on the back of a wooden ox, his tiger body trembled, and his face turned green when he followed it.

Why is he green?

At this time, the wide-eyed people, whether it was a prince like Cao Cao, Yuan Shao, and Lu Bu, or a strategist like Guo Jiatian, Feng and Chen Gong. Or a fierce general like Xiahou and Yan Liang, or even the masses who eat melons, this is their common concern.

Immediately after, Liu Bei's whole body began to tremble, and his face became greener and greener.

The second master held five strands of long hair in his hand, frowned at Liu Bei, and said secretly: "Huh? Big brother, what's wrong with this, suddenly uncomfortable? When he saw that everyone's eyes were on him, he turned his head to the side and looked at the sky forty-five degrees.

And the three fat paper is a man with a big heart, he didn't notice the change in his eldest brother at all, and his heart was on the panic button. He scratched his head, "That's weird, why is there only a clicking sound and no movement?" ”

Zhang Fei was puzzled, so he pressed it again. Click, button restoration. Click, the button pressed again. Say less than three times back and forth.

"Uh-huh......, ah......, oh......." Liu Bei's face was distorted, and as Zhang Fei settled down, it became greener and greener.

Zhang Fei was furious at the moment, turned his head and said, "Big brother, there is no movement at all, this must be broken." You're also embarrassed, so let's go find him! ”

Whoop ....... Liu Bei finally couldn't help screaming.

Zhang Fei was frightened, but he was even more angry when he followed, you see that my eldest brother was angry, as if he had been killed.

Liu Bei screamed for a while, and then fell off the back of the ox. And the part he had ridden before, the naked eye could see a wooden peg as long as 18 centimeters long and as thick as a rolling pin, standing proudly and firmly. And, for some reason, it was already stained with blood.

Zhang Fei's hand shook and pressed the button again. With a click, the peg vanished.

？？？

"Big brother, what's wrong with you!" Guan Yu, who was watching the sky, didn't know what was going on at all.

Click, Zhang Fei pressed the button again, and the wooden peg came out, eighteen centimeters. Zhang Fei's eyes widened suddenly, and he looked like a ghost.

And all the male friends on the scene were dumbfounded.

Guo Jia's shocked hands covered his mouth, "Oh my God~." ”

Yuan Shao and Cao Cao, their eyes all widened. The eyes of Lu Bu and the others fell to the ground.

They simply couldn't believe what they saw.

Does anyone know what happened when I arrived? Is this a 'panic button'? How do you look at it, how it looks like an 'emergency death' button.

Even Qin Ye, who had been prepared for a long time, was shocked at this moment.

"It's cruel ......." Sima Yi's expression was up and down, and he subconsciously touched his ass.

"What's even more cruel is that Zhang Fei pressed the ...... three times." Zhuge Liang is no longer able to maintain the integrity of his consciousness.

Everybody, hovering on the edge of pumping. Some people who are not firm in consciousness have already fainted in advance. After all, if you empathize with this, it is difficult to stick to it.

And Liu Bei at this time.

"My ass, my ass!" Liu Bei covered his buttocks and rolled around, making him look like a shrimp for a while, and then his limbs twitched. And the pants on his buttocks, visible to the naked eye, are stained with blood and expanding.

Actually, Liu Bei has been very persistent. He didn't know why he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his buttocks, as if he had been hit by something. But he can endure it, and he must endure it, because the whole world is watching him.

But he really couldn't help it at the moment. Three times, who can endure three times, and if you endure it twice, you are no longer human.

"Could it be that this is the legendary first of the three tortures?" Yuan Shao was shocked.

"It is said that back then, Emperor Ling used this punishment to deal with the eunuchs and palace maids who made mistakes......." Cao Cao said in fear.

"It is said that this punishment appeared in the last years of the Warring States period when male style was prevalent, and it came from Longyangjun!" Guo Jia trembled.

Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were sweating profusely and helped Liu Bei up.

And at this moment, Liu Bei has softened into a noodle.

"In the end...... It happened...... What the! He said weakly.

Liu Bei is a strong-willed person, even Qin Ye, Cao Cao, Yuan Shao, and Lu Bu cannot be compared. If it weren't for that, he would have smoked it a long time ago.

At this moment, Zhang Fei and Guan Yu had already comprehended what was happening, and it caused many associations. Therefore, I dare not say it explicitly, but I can't help but say it.

Guan Yu first turned his head aside, and then pointed over.

Liu Bei saw the sturdy wooden peg on the cow's back.

Eighteen centimeters!

**Target.......

That's what I was poked by this one!

Liu Bei was furious, and followed closely, he saw how the shape of the wooden peg was so familiar? It seems that when I wake up early every day, it seems familiar.

Oh~.

Liu Bei's face changed more than ten times in an instant, and he screamed.

The melons in the hands of the people who eat melons have all landed.

But the crowd quickly got excited, and it was really ...... to see it in vain today Wonderful!

Although Liu Bei screamed, he didn't pull over.

However, suddenly the wooden cow began to make a clattering noise, and immediately after, the wooden cow fell apart.

It's just the drawings, falling apart, the drawings are gone.

It seems that Liu Bei was not only **, but also bought fakes.

"Liar! Big liar! The people who eat melons couldn't stand this repeated stimulation and shouted.

"Huh?" Liu Bei made a few strange noises and then pumped over.

"Hahahaha......." Cao Cao looked up to the sky and laughed.

Yuan Shao hurriedly said: "Why is Meng De laughing? ”

Cao Cao waved his hand violently to exude the excitement at the moment, and said: "Sure enough, he is a master in the world, and he ran away after taking the money!" ”

Yuan Shao laughed along, in fact, he also saw that he deliberately asked Cao Cao, and said with a smile at the moment: "No wonder he doesn't want our ten thousand gold, obviously he has been eyeing Liu Bei's Dadongzhu all the way." We still need time to get it, and he is exposed. ”

At this moment, Lu Bu couldn't help but say: "It's still very good for Xuande, and he carries a treasure with him." ”

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei drove Liu Bei, who had fainted, and they couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground at this moment.

At this time, Liu Bei woke up leisurely.

Zhang Fei screamed, "Big brother, you've been fooled!" ”

Liu Bei pumped it again. He knew that he was finished, so he was embarrassed in front of the world, and he endured being fooled, and he was blown up with chrysanthemums, in this way, his reputation was completely over. Let's ask, who would go to the lord who has been blown up by chrysanthemums?

But deep in the heart of the imperial uncle, it is a revenge that gradually bursts out.

"You people who laugh at me, there is no good end, I will immediately follow Your Majesty to launch that plan!"

Liu Bei, who fainted to death, had two lines of tears flowing from the corners of his eyes.

In the laughter of everyone, there was a limerick poem praising and saying: Uncle Huang bought wooden cattle with ten thousand gold, and wanted to use this thing to start his journey. I only heard a few clicks, and I was full of wounds.