Chapter 7 Uncle also plays cosplay
The first focus of camouflage is the clothing of the person. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
According to the pictures in "The Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival", the five uncles repeatedly observed the images in the video, and then determined the characteristics of their clothing.
In this process, Song Ziqiang deeply understood his social status in the eyes of his friends.
They even arranged him as a laborer!
The costumes of the Song Dynasty generally followed the style of the Tang Dynasty, and the common people mostly wore robes with cross-collars or round necks, and when they did things, they tucked their clothes up on their belts, and the clothes were black and white.
There were no buttons in this period, so the clothes had to be fat.
At this time, men in the Song Dynasty often wore "shirts".
They called the wide shirt they wore "cool shirt", the white shirt "white shirt", and the dark purple shirt "purple shirt".
There is also a special record in the relevant historical materials, saying that "the purple shirt is not an official uniform, and the extra small shirt is also", so the purple shirt is also a "narrow shirt"
They also have "straight clothes". It is a relatively wide long garment, with a cross-collared collar and a seam sewing straight down the back, and there is no slit on both sides during this period......
At the same time, the average poor person wears "short brown", which is a kind of cloth clothing that is both short and thick, because this kind of clothing is narrow and has small sleeves, so it is called the shirt with the sleeves, and it is also called the sleeve.
Before looking for someone to cut all kinds of clothes, the five friends had to settle down on the identity of the Great Song Dynasty.
They looked through the historical materials and were happy to see that in the Song Dynasty, it seemed that the good and low system was a kind of disguised demise, and everyone didn't pay much attention to it, that is to say, there was not much discrimination between members of society!
They were pleased to note that the identities of merchants and peasants were interchangeable.
For example, Fan Zhongyan's stepfather is a businessman, but judging from Fan Zhongyan's family background, his stepfather is definitely not a pure businessman without land
The merchants of the Tang Dynasty seem to be lowly, because in the pipa line, the pipa girl said that she was "the boss married a merchant woman", the pipa girl is a singer, and it should be a lowly, and the Tang Dynasty stipulated the same kind of marriage, so the businessman should also be a lowly, and even the words of the pipa girl have some unwilling elements, which shows that the identity of the businessman is really the cheapest.
But if the Song Dynasty completely followed the Tang system, the Song Dynasty merchants should also be untouchables. However, after the Song Dynasty, there were many amnesty decrees against merchants, often without reference to the Song penal system.
The most important thing is that the commodity economy of the Song Dynasty was so developed that it is difficult to imagine that the people engaged in commerce were a group of untouchables, so it can be concluded that the Song Dynasty must have regarded the "Shinong Industry and Commerce" as good citizens, which is certainly better than just looking at it as "residents......
The five of them discussed and determined the identity of the crossing to Song.
Song Ziqiang became angry at that time and said: "Why do you condemn me as a poor person to work for Wang Defa, Zhang Guoan and Wan Shida...... We are on the same level! ”
Wu Dapeng smiled and said, "Aren't our identities the same?" It's an outward manifestation...... How can it be that someone works for whom? ”
"That's different, you asked for it yourself, and I was designated as a laborer by you at the same time, why?"
Wang Defa said: "The height of the people of the Song Dynasty was shorter than that of the current people...... In addition, they advocate liberal arts, so they can't be too dark and old in appearance, and their body can't be too strong...... You get the idea? ”
Song Ziqiang rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, the truth is always on your side, I admit that I am darker than Big Bird." ”
Song Ziqiang is also responsible for dressing himself and Big Bird as laborers.
He went to a clothing store and told the tailor what he wanted.
The tailor had just finished dealing with a group of fifteen or sixteen-year-olds.
After he took Song Ziqiang's job, he looked at their drawings and said with a smile: "Oh, uncle, why are you also playing cosplay?" ”
The fifteen or sixteen-year-olds also chattered.
Song Ziqiang smiled and said, "Everyone is idle and has nothing to do, just play casually...... This world is ours and yours, let's be happy together, it's ...... to play to death."
A few fifteen or sixteen-year-old children nodded their heads like chicks, uncle, you are very trendy.
Song Ziqiang likes to hear praise from others, and he happily left the clothing store and got on his Zongshen Zhengxiang three-wheeled motorcycle, and boxes of instant noodles can be seen in the trunk......
Song Ziqiang didn't look back, he didn't know, several middle fingers were erected.
What kind of era is this, and the uncle who drives a tricycle to pull goods is also going to play cosplay.
Song Ziqiang went to a regular pharmacy again and handed the pre-listed list to the waiter at the counter...... This time, he didn't dare to bargain.
The waiter at the counter took the order and looked at it, it was quite complete...... This is an expatriate worker, right?
Song Ziqiang said briskly: "It's going to Africa...... Medicines must be ......"
The waiter at the counter said, "There are two medicines that are not allowed to be sold......
Song Ziqiang smiled and said, "There are other stores, right?" ”
The waiter at the counter said, "Probably there will be...... We are regular and dare not sell. ”
Song Ziqiang carried a large cardboard box out of the pharmacy, and after putting it away, he drove to another place, which was considered to have met the requirements on the list.
The second focus of camouflage is the means of transport.
Then Song Ziqiang went to a woodworking factory, found the small boss of the factory, and asked to order two wheelbarrows......
The five middle-aged uncles seriously considered the issue of transportation after crossing the past.
Due to the size of the wormhole, it is impossible for them to use large transport equipment.
First of all, this Zongshen Zhengxiang three-wheeled motorcycle must be brought over, otherwise they will bring too many things, and everyone's burden will be too much.
It can be hidden in the mountains after crossing, and this thing is not very large.
But there's no way to drive it to the streets of the Song Dynasty, right? It seems too conspicuous, and in an authoritarian society, showing off wealth may be cleaned up......
They checked the information again, and first of all, they ruled out the pick, which was too low-tech. They simply chose the wheelbarrow, all wooden.
Who was the first creator of the unicycle? In the Song Dynasty, Gao Cheng wrote "The Origin of Things" and attributed the work of building a wheelbarrow to Zhuge Liang.
But the five uncles don't care about this, they care about what the wheelbarrow of the Song Dynasty looks like.
They checked the appearance of the wheelbarrow in "Qingming Riverside Picture" again, and felt that if they brought it a little better, it would definitely not cause a sensation...... Forget about the products of this world, let's order an all-wood.
Song Ziqiang said: "What about the drawings? You have to give someone a drawing to process it? ”
Wu Dapeng said: "You, here you are again, what can you not do if you have money in this society?!" You just get a good carpenter and tell him that we want two wheelbarrows with all wood...... If you want to be strong, you can push more than 150 kilograms, and if the quality is not good, you will not give the full amount......"
Song Ziqiang told the small boss of the wood processing factory his request.
The little boss took a serious look at Song Ziqiang, decided that he was not joking, and said, "What about the axle?" Do you also use wood? ”
Song Ziqiang wanted to call Wu Dapeng, but when he thought that this was a trivial matter, he said: "No, you can pick a regular axle with better quality and install it, our car will be used for many years?" ”
The little boss asked curiously: "Where can I still use it now?" It's not that your leaders want to go to the mountainous countryside to put on a show at the end of the year......"
Song Ziqiang smiled and said nothing.
The little boss said, "I'm sorry, it's me talking too much...... This kind of pure hardwood guy is not cheap......"
The little boss drew on the paper and calculated, saying, "Five thousand, one car......"
Song Ziqiang immediately said: "Four thousand at most!" ”
The little boss said, "You see, just mixing that wheel is a lot of work, and it's all really work." ”
Song Ziqiang thought about the appearance of the wheelbarrow in his mind and said, "Forget it, I'll change the wooden wheels to cast iron." ”
The little boss said, "Okay, four thousand five is fine." ”
Song Ziqiang said: "Four thousand three! ”
"Deal!"
Song Ziqiang confessed when he left: "You must be able to push away, be able to carry heavy objects, and have good quality......"
The little boss said, "You can bring the wheels first, and I'll use the wheels to process them for you...... You can rest assured of the quality.
Song Ziqiang went to find the foundry he was familiar with again, he was not afraid of this, he was familiar with everything in it, and no one could deceive him.
Near noon, Song Ziqiang drove Zong Shenzheng onto the road on the three-wheeled motorcycle, ready to go to Lao Wang in the suburbs, where his foundry casting skills were good.
When he came to an intersection where there was no traffic light, he slowed down, squinted and saw that twenty meters in front of him, there was an old lady paying attention to him, and he immediately broke out in a cold sweat, and when he was still ten meters away from her, he stopped on the side of the road.
Fuck, this is going to touch porcelain.
He pulled out the soft red river and pulled out one and dotted it.
Squinted at the old lady, and said in his heart, uncle, I am also a person who often surfs the Internet, and I paid attention to such things when I was still riding a bicycle.
Look at your walking posture, the work of the original Red Guards? At least he was the master of the tie belt------ but the old lady didn't pay any attention to him, didn't look at him again, and walked away diagonally across the road.
Song Ziqiang was a little sad------ he thought too badly of others, it seems that his heart is a little dark.
He was just about to drive away, when he suddenly heard a voice calling out to him, and his heart tightened.
He looked back and saw a shiny black car parked behind him, and a fat man had emerged from the car.
This guy with a fat head and big ears, a fat brain and a belly full of pancreas is his classmate, a college classmate.
A person's character determines his fate.
This guy's personality is very good, and he is very suitable for this society. He has two characteristics that make Song Ziqiang have all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred.
The first point is that when he also arrives in a new environment, he can always quickly find the decision-maker in this new environment, and can have various relationships with him, do what the decision-maker likes, and say what the decision-maker likes.
The second point is that he can always share the joy of his success with those who are not as good as him, but will not share the fruits of success with you.
The same college student was assigned to a city-level state-owned unit, and he could be promoted to work in the bureau, so he had to sing the song of "start all over again" and be laid off.
Even other people's wives are more beautiful than his wives. Fortunately, he gave birth to a daughter.
This made the patriarchal Song Ziqiang secretly happy.
The guy jumped and rolled over, his face full of joy at seeing his loved ones.
Song Ziqiang knew that his new car was called "New Lexus"; His daughter stayed in the United States; His company is going public------
Song Ziqiang also knows how to deal with him, how many years of classmates.
Song Ziqiang said: "Look, I opened a new supermarket, and the flow of funds is a little inconvenient now, you are all developed, and there is no ------ cash in your hand."
It was impossible to borrow money, and the two quickly said goodbye.
Song Ziqiang restarted Zongshen Zhengxiang three-wheeled motorcycle, honking his horn coaxingly, thinking to himself, don't worry, boy, I will have a luxury car soon------
But he lost the pleasure of going to Lao Wang's foundry in person.
He took out his mobile phone, flipped out his phone number, called Lao Wang, told him the specifications, and asked him to send it to the wood processing factory.
At this time, he was a little hungry, so he went into a Lanzhou ramen restaurant and ordered a bowl of ramen.
After eating, Song Ziqiang said: "Your ramen restaurant is too unauthentic------ white noodles have only risen by two cents, and you have increased by one dollar per bowl." ”
The waiter who came to collect the money took a look, how much chili oil did this guy put in a bowl of noodles? The rest of the soup is all red, and this person can see that he doesn't need money for adding chili oil.
The waiter said angrily: "This labor cost has also increased by ------"
Song Ziqiang smiled and said, "Yes, I forgot about this stubble------ said that the boss gave you a lot of money?" ”
The waiter said, "I opened it in my own house, my husband is a chef, and I am a waiter." ”
It's a mom-and-pop shop, no wonder it's so small.
Song Ziqiang went to the seed company again, and according to the list Zhang Guoan gave him, he bought all kinds of seeds he needed, all of which were vacuum-packed.
When you have a car, it's convenient to buy things.