A series of things that can be eaten on pigs, such as stewed pork, fat sausages, and pot-wrapped meat, have all been turned into dishes, and at the long dining table, twenty quaint chairs are waiting for a group of foodies to arrive!

"Hahaha, I just like this chair, sit comfortably!" Cheng Chumo sat on a chair with his buttocks, like an old rascal, and dragged Erlang's legs up, humming in his mouth that no one knew how to tune. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Li Yi walked up to Cheng Chumo and whispered in his ear: "Brother Chumo!" My family can tell me that I don't have a few chairs! ”

Cheng Chumo's face was not red, his heart was not beating, and he looked at Li Yi with innocent eyes. "Yes! Brother Yi is to let me help you catch the thief! Yes! No problem! ”

"It's okay, no, anyway, those chairs haven't been treated, it's okay to sit for a short time, but if it's a long time, you'll get hemorrhoids, who knows who uses it!"

Cheng Chumo jumped up at that time. "What? You didn't say it earlier, I said why my ass is uncomfortable for the past two days! ”

"Fairy Cheng, what's wrong with your ass?" At this time, a gentleman and a few beauties also came in, and Yu Chi Baolin was immediately excited when she heard that Cheng Chumo's ass was sick!

Cheng Chumo's face turned red and he glanced at Li Yi in embarrassment. "Stinky sunspot, what's wrong with my ass, it's none of your business!"

Li Yi finished his breath, hehe, hey. "Sit down, everybody! As a friendly reminder, there are ladies here today, so please pay attention to your appearance! ”

The people who had come before lowered their heads embarrassedly. Changle was a little incredulous: "Brother Li, you won't let us sit together!" ”

"That's right, don't worry, I prepare your girls' dishes separately, just sit together, so it's more lively!"

The fifth woman breathed a sigh of relief, as long as she didn't eat a plate of food with this group of stinky men.

"Don't be stunned, sit down!"

Everyone sat down one after another, probably because there were beautiful women present, they were originally five big and three rough men, and they looked like a little daughter-in-law, one board and one eye, motionless!

"Hehe, everyone is an acquaintance, so you don't have to be so restrained! Ay! By the way, how come there are so few girls today? ”

Changle glared at Li Yi. "You think everyone is as thick-skinned as you! I came to thank you, Yuzhang was brought by me, as for Xue Yan and Zixuan, you can think for yourself! Other people, people are not related to you, and they don't know you, why do you come! ”

Li Yi nodded clearly. "That's what I said, but it's not a thing, in this way, let's get together again in a few days, men, just us, women, it's up to you, let the sisters who have a good relationship with you come out, let's get together together!"

Changle's eyes widened again. "Stinky Li Yi, you big carrot! Why do you want so many beautiful women? ”

The crowd also looked at Li Yi with a strange face, and dared to openly ask a beautiful woman in front of his wife-to-be, it's too tough! looked back at Li Xueyan, but saw that she was like a nobody, and everyone was now left with admiration!

Li Yi knew that they had misunderstood again as soon as he saw everyone's faces, huh? Why 'again'. "Where do you want to go? Am I that kind of person? ”

Everyone thought about Li Yi's shameless appearance when he confessed to Li Xueyan just now, and replied in unison: "Yes!" ”

"I really lost to you, don't worry, there was something serious that day, and it was a lifelong event related to your life, I can only say so much, I didn't come at that time, don't say I'm not kind in the future, there is only one chance!"

Cheng Chumo wrinkled his fat face and thought for a long time, and suddenly realized. "Oh! I know, do you want us to go on a blind date together, it's really a lifelong event related to us, hahaha, or Brother Yi is kind! ”

Everyone also suddenly realized, Changle and Yu Zhang didn't know what they were thinking, so they lowered their heads in shame.

"Damn! Well, whatever you think, I'll let you know when the time comes, love doesn't come, who! Ice jade, serve the wine! ”

Li Yi shouted, Bing Yu walked in with a group of subordinates holding a few jars of wine, and put the wine next to everyone, but the wine around Li Xueyan and the three of them was a little different, after putting the wine down, Bing Yu took people out!

"Brothers, don't say that I don't take care of you, brothers, this is what my master gave me before I went out of the mountain, saying that it is called Ice and Snow Flame, which can make people experience the taste of ice and fire, as the saying goes, it is better to be happy alone than to be happy, today, I will share it with all brothers!"

"Haha! Brother Yi is interesting enough, then I'm welcome, I smell the wine! Cheng Chumo opened the wine jar and poured himself full of wine, and everyone couldn't wait to pour the wine, but the wine of Li Xueyan and the three of them was orange and yellow.

Li Xueyan looked at other people's clear wine like water, and then looked at her own. "Brother Yi, why is our wine like this!"

"Hehe, their wine is a bit strong, not suitable for you to drink, you drink my carefully prepared fruit wine, very good!"

"Come, brothers, let's drink this cup to the full!" Li Yi said, and drank the wine in one gulp, he was already used to the taste of this wine, so even if he drank it in one gulp, it would be fine.

It's just that the others are miserable, they don't know that there is a problem with this wine, seeing that Li Yi is dry in one gulp, they are also dry in one gulp, but the wine of forty or fifty degrees is dry in one gulp, who drinks who knows!

Li Ke's handsome face was bulging like two bubbles, but he couldn't swallow it. The three goblins of the Cheng family already have fat faces, and this will be completely a ball. The two King Kong faces of the Wei Chi family actually had a hint of ruddy, and the others were no better, each with their own ugliness, in order not to be rude in front of the beauties, they also fought hard, especially the eldest grandson Chong, who now wants to cry without tears! I wanted to swallow it and vomit, but I looked at Princess Yuzhang's concerned look and endured it again. As everyone knows, they are even more ugly, women like strong men, but they don't like men who want to save face and don't measure themselves. Li Yi was in a good mood watching it on the side! Click, many days of hard work is for this day! A group of stinky and shameless old hooligans, they know how powerful the master is! Hahaha, happy, comfortable!

Finally, the few strong-bodied generals swallowed it. It's just that his face is a little bad, and those weak scholars who are weak still can't hold back after all and spit it out, but surprisingly, Changsun Chong actually swallowed the wine, it seems that love is a miracle!

Li Yi saw that the excitement was over, and it was his turn. "Oh, look at it, what are you doing in such a hurry, I said it, it's a little strong, you still drink so hard, it's really, vomit so much, spoil good things!"

Li Ke, who was helped by Li Yi, smiled helplessly. "Brother Yi, you are really ......"

"Haha! Okay, just kidding, it's okay, I'm used to spitting, this wine, you have to be stimulated to understand his beauty, I don't believe you will know it now in a sip! ”

Everyone took a small sip of the suspicion, and sure enough, after the spicy energy just now, they couldn't feel the spicy taste anymore, but what remained in their mouths was the strong mellow aroma of the wine!

"Haha, good wine, good wine! Hahaha! ”

After this joke, the atmosphere at the dinner table also became warm, talking and laughing, playing and making trouble, so lively!

"Hey! Stinky sunspots, don't rob me of braised pork! ”

"Fairy Cheng, you are spewing blood, who robbed you of the braised pork!"

"Why didn't you grab it, that plate is mine, you eat it and grab it!"

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"Brother Eldest Sun, it's time to eat, don't look at it!"

"Oh! I'm looking at how these ribs are made! ”

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