Chapter 109: When I wrote this poem, everyone else became melon skins
The Shangshu of the Ministry of Rites wrote a poem that was very undisciplined and patted the emperor's sycophants, which was barely suitable for the occasion, and others did not tout this poem in a disciplined manner, and Emperor Xuande could only be happy when he saw it.
If you don't laugh, what else can you do!
"Gongsun Aiqing's literary brilliance has not diminished at all, which reminds me of more than ten years ago, Qing is also a poem that is full of praise."
Xuande didn't lie, but he felt that more than ten years ago, Gongsun Changqing's writing was good, and it was very natural, unlike now, deliberately welcoming and officialdom, it is indeed very changeable to a person. Xuande saw through it and didn't say it, and continued: "As Qing said, today's banquet is a group of virtuous people, young and long Xianji, why don't I take the school with Zhongqing and wait for the talents of the juniors?" Let me see, how many young heroes have come out of my Great Xia! ”
Xuande's words brought a big rhythm, and all the people present were excited, the ministers who came here today brought their sons, not their daughters, and their sons, if they had the opportunity to see the holy face, they could blow for a year, and if they could be familiar in front of the emperor, or be appreciated......
It's strange if you don't get excited when you think about it.
So Chu Yun is a strange person, he didn't think about it, it's not that he can't write poetry, but among so many people, if he stands out, it's too easy to pull hatred, Chu Yun doesn't like to pull hatred everywhere, low-key wealth is the key, and his literary brilliance must have been understood by the emperor, the strategy for the emperor in the past six years, the rhetoric is so gorgeous that the emperor wants to complain, why don't you write a good piece of music, what kind of operation do you show!
Therefore, Chu Yun didn't need to use this occasion to gain the emperor's appreciation, but it was still quite fun to look at other people's poems with a lot of slots and then complain.
The title requirement is that it is untitled, and there is no rule that everyone has to participate, and if you have an idea or have written a poem, you can just go to the middle and read it out by yourself.
So, everyone began to snatch this opportunity, no matter what, it is necessary to become famous as soon as possible, and to recite poetry as soon as possible, so as to give people a good impression.
However, in front of the emperor, even if they snatched this opportunity to go to the "stage", they did not dare to make a lot of trouble, so that the emperor and the ministers saw the jokes. A young brother who ran the fastest took the lead in the middle of the feast, and after saluting the main seat on the emperor's side, he made a gesture to the seats of the surrounding ministers, I don't know why, Chu Yun felt that this scene was very visual to a variety show.
So, start your show!
"Don't ...... down"
After a wave of gratitude for the routine, Gou Bei composed a poem: "The tip of the white jade crescent moon in the sky, the clear light is sprinkled all over the world, the garden is full of spring flowers and beautiful flowers, and I am willing to be a Hu Butterfly and not a fairy." ”
Chu Yun complained: "Why don't you go to heaven if you're so awesome?" ”
Uh, I was surprised to find that this spit is paired with this poem, and it still rhymes......
And in Chu Yun's brain supplement, when the emperor called the next person, Chu Yun automatically made up his brain: "Please ask for the next dream chaser!"
To be honest, eating side dishes and drinking wine, it was quite interesting to watch these people tease, but Chu Yun didn't look at it for a while, it was all the same routine, there was nothing to see at all, Chu Yun didn't bother to complain, he was watching Wu Yun'er eat.
Although the seats were far apart, Chu Yun's eyesight was good, and he could see clearly the way Wu Yun'er was chewing and swallowing.
After feeding PLAY, Chu Yun once again had the opportunity to see how Wu Yun'er ate, Wu Yun'er was like a little hamster, when everyone else was listening to the poem, she was eating in small bites, so cute that Chu Yun really wanted to hold her in his arms and pinch her.
Chu Yun's idea was realized with one hand, she kneaded Wu Yun'er's face twice, Chu Yun seemed to hear Wu Yun'er's whimpering sound, no, my wife was bullied, how can I bear this!
Chu Yun stood up suddenly, looking directly at the owner of the hand, and when he saw clearly that it was water, Chu Yun stopped cooking......
Also, the person next to Wu Yun'er is the queen......
So, apart from the queen, who else will pinch Wu Yun'er......
It's so angry!
Chu Yun's sudden standing up also made others feel very angry, because they wanted to go to the stage, they couldn't fight on the road, so the timing of this standing was the key, attracting the attention of the emperor, it was naturally going to step forward, and Chu Yun's timing to stand up was perfect, as soon as the last contestant ended, Chu Yun stood up, so the emperor looked at him.
So, this wave is a bit embarrassing......
Being looked at by the emperor, and he could vaguely feel the jealous eyes of others, Chu Yun felt bitter in his heart, but Chu Yun didn't say anything.
I can only go to the designated position by mistake, and like the person in front of me, I introduced myself, of course, there is no part of gratitude, and then, I just started composing poetry......
Chu Yun didn't prepare in advance, he originally wanted to just throw a limerick, but as he walked, he saw that Wu Yun'er was also looking at him, and suddenly he had a very strong desire to perform.
This is the same as the peacock opening the screen, men like to express themselves in front of the opposite sex they like, and Chu Yun is not exempt from vulgarity, but how can he write a poem without preparation at all?
Chu Yun began to pace, and some thin words reached his ears, because Chu Yun did not open his mouth to recite the poem after introducing himself, those who were still waiting would naturally be impatient, but the emperor did not speak, and no one dared to take the lead.
Chu Yun stepped on seven steps, and finally became a poem in his mind.
It is not difficult for Chu Yun to make a poem in seven steps, but it is not easy to make the poem he wants within seven steps.
In various eyes such as anticipation, jealousy, disdain, etc., Chu Yun began his performance.
"Only spring flowers and night moon ......"
Chu Yun read a long poem, first the scene, and then the words, it was obvious that it was much stronger than the previous melon skin limerick poems that only knew how to write the scene but did not know the words, and then, after Chu Yun went down, no one dared to come up again.
It was all melon peels before, everyone was melon skins, it didn't matter, and as soon as Chu Yun came on the field, the people before the big gap were so ashamed that they couldn't stand it, and the people behind were naturally embarrassed to play.
Therefore, the feast, which was originally very lively, suddenly became cold......
Well, it's almost time for this, no matter how cold it is, one by one, Emperor Xuande has a little headache, he wants to laugh many times, but he can't laugh, as an emperor, he can't be a melon, he must save face for the ministers and the ministers' sons.
So, being an emperor is so tiring!
It is time to thank Chu Yun for relieving him, and it just so happens that Chu Yun has won the first place in this small event, and Xuande also has an excuse to leave Chu Yun alone to talk.
After the banquet, the guests all left the palace, only Chu Yun, who was left alone by Xuande to talk because of his excellent performance.
Saying that Xuande did this, Chu Yun didn't want to pull hatred, but this time he really pulled tons of hatred......