Chapter Eighty-Five: Someone Wants to Go Crazy
After Qin Ye came out, he was happy.
Wei Zhongdao was inside, and he couldn't hide it. The only thing to consider now is how to get Wei Zhongdao out.
Sending a few people in to get it out, it's too cheap Wei Zhongdao.
As soon as Qin Ye's heart moved, he thought of a good way. So he took a picture of Zhang Liao.
Zhang Liao walked over and said solemnly: "Lord, is the thatched house unclean?" Either he will go and set up the big tent and keep watch for the Lord himself. ”
Qin Ye was very pleased, he was still distressed, and it was so hard to and pee. Qin Ye said: "I'm not looking for a thatched house for myself, but a convenient place for the soldiers." I've found that a lot of fighters are convenient, and that's not okay. Not to mention polluting the environment, what will the people think of us? ”
"It's better to solve it all at once in this thatched house, and still leave farmhouse fertilizer, which is more or less a contribution to the people."
Zhang Liao was shocked, thinking that there were more than a dozen families in this small mountain village, and there were 500 people here, and it was really difficult for them to be convenient. He saluted with admiration, "The lord loves the people like a son, I have thought of this, and Liao is ashamed." ”
So, 500 soldiers came to the hut and lined up.
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Wei Zhongdao hid in the pit of the thatched pit, listening to the movement outside through the gap of squatting. Suddenly he found that there was no movement, and he was overjoyed. Although the environment was harsh, he was still happy. "Qin Mengjie can't catch me, he must be angry."
But as long as Qin Ye is not happy, even if it is only a little bit, Wei Zhongdao will be very happy.
Just as he was thinking, suddenly a stream of water poured into the pit.
Wei Zhongdao was stunned, how could there be water?
One look at the color of the water, Nima yellow.
, it's urine!
After Wei Zhongdao learned the origin of the water flow, he couldn't help but change his face greatly. But he was already dead, and the pig was not afraid of boiling water, so he was immediately relieved. Isn't it just pee, just pee. As long as you can survive, are you still afraid of a soak of urine?
Then the water column continued.
Sometimes there is only one column of water coming down, and sometimes there are four or five columns of water that are tall.
Obviously, it's not just a bubble of pee.
Wei Zhongdao was a little crazy.
What's the situation?
Why do so many people come to pee?
When Wei Zhongdao entered the village, he deliberately observed. There are only a dozen families in this mountain village, and every household has a thatched pit, how can they all come to a thatched pit to pee?
Is it a banquet?
Don't talk nonsense, what kind of banquet the poor have.
Wei Zhongdao pondered and didn't understand, but it was real, and there was a constant flow of water injected. I watched the urine flow over my feet and neck, to my calves, and began to walk towards my thighs.
He was completely stunned.
Outside, the soldiers in the camp were lining up to pee.
And Wei Zhongdao, who was inside the pit, saw that the urine was overflowing his chest. He was shocked and shocked, how many people would have to pee to have such a big effect, the amount was really too great.
I have to persevere, and persistence is victory.
Wei Zhongdao cheered himself up, he was able to endure everything now, just to survive, just to make Qin Ye suffer.
The sound of 'singing'.
Wei Zhongdao's eyes were closed, and his whole body was already soaked in urine, and only his head was exposed. He didn't dare to open his eyes, but when he did, he could see a patch of white foam floating over. Some quickly broke, but some persisted and circled around him.
This Nima also has human urine protein.
Wei Zhongdao cried, and felt that he was going to die, and he would be drowned in the pit. The first son of the family who did not drown in urine!
But he quickly comforted himself that everything was for survival, and if he didn't believe it, could he still overflow with urine? It's that no one can do this thing of urine spilling. So he could breathe even if there was even a gap.
Outside.
"Report to the lord, it's almost full? Still...... Still peeing? The chief officer hurried to report.
Qin Ye was shocked, this thatched house was closed, and there was only one entrance and exit. Wei Zhongdao didn't come out, and he must still be in the pit. It's almost full of pee, and it doesn't come out. This young man is really terrible, you say that you have this kind of perseverance, how good it is to use it in other good places, and it is really blind to use it at such a time.
"Keep peeing, I don't believe it can't pee." Qin Ye said coldly.
“??”
Zhang Liao and the others were stunned, what was the situation?
Qin Ye looked at everyone's expressions and explained, "Wei Zhongdao should be ...... in the pit." ”
“!!!”
Everyone was even more shocked, looking at each other, Wei Zhongdao was in the pit! Impossible! For them, this is simply earth-shattering news to be pumped over.
The chief officer once again conveyed the lord's order.
"I've already peed once, don't pee!" There are soldiers.
"If you don't worry, you have to shake a few drops, this is the lord's order." The officer said.
"The Lord's orders?"
"Yes, the lord said, since you can't find Wei Zhongdao, maybe you will pee out after a dip."
What?
I heard you right.
Can you pee out?
You must know that you can't find it all over the mountains, so if you can pee out, isn't that a god?
In fact, the officer was also very puzzled, how could it be possible to pee out? He waved his hand and said to the soldier: "You are not a god, maybe you can really pee out, you will pee if you are told to pee, what nonsense." ”
Okay, the leader will do whatever he asks, pee on it, squeeze two drops if not, and there will always be a squeeze.
The soldiers all urinated, but they didn't believe that they could urinate Wei Zhongdao.
Finally, the pit was full.
Wei Zhongdao tilted his head, his nose already soaked with urine. He was shocked, he didn't expect these Qin Ye's soldiers to be so rubbish. Durnyima is full, and you still pee, so can't you find another place to urinate?
At first, he thought that when it was almost full, people would not come here to pee, after all, it was common sense, and everyone would think and do so. I didn't expect Qin Ye's soldiers to be so unqualified.
I go out and I'm dead.
If I don't go out, I'm dead.
Wei Zhongdao Heaven and Man are fighting.
Soon, however, there was a rush from the lungs, and the body was in dire need of oxygen.
I can't bear .......
Outside.
"Report to the lord, the pit is full, and there is no ...... No one came up. "The officer reported truthfully.
Everyone was unacceptable, not because they couldn't accept that there was no one, but because they couldn't accept that the lord said that there were people inside.
Isn't that?
With the wisdom of the lord, how can he talk to such a ball? It's too unlevel.
Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang came back dejected at this time, and they searched the whole village again, but still did not find Wei Zhongdao.
"What are you doing here? The thatched huts are overflowing, and they are all flowing outside, and you still pee? Zhuge Liang was very dissatisfied.
"The lord said that he can urinate Wei Zhongdao."
“!!!”
Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang were shocked, it seemed that the boss was mad.
Sima Yi ran over with concern, "Brother, you better take a rest, and catch Wei Zhongdao sooner or later." He can't be in this hut, and you need to divert your attention so that you don't get sick ....... ”
Everyone nodded as chickens eating rice, for fear that Qin Ye would lose his mind and go crazy. In their opinion, saying that Wei Zhongdao is in the pit is already a precursor to losing his mind.
"Wei Zhongdao must be in it, he will come out soon." Qin Ye said.
Looking at his serious appearance, everyone had an urge to vomit blood.