Chapter 317: Shameless You (Three More Votes)
"Smack-"
The donkey didn't speak, but just knocked on the young man's head, and the donkey's eyes glared, as if he thought the young man was noisy.
"Ye, Brother Ye, this donkey seems to understand human nature, and can understand human words, you call the police, it kicks people too hard, if it weren't for my quick response, high comprehension ability, and epiphany of the meaning of this donkey, you won't be able to see me, and you will be kicked to death by this donkey." The young man next door, Wang Xiaoqiang, was full of sadness in his eyes.
Then, Wang Xiaoqiang, the young man next door, said sadly and angrily: "Brother Ye, my life is over, I was disciplined by teachers at school, looked down upon by my classmates, and addicted to the Internet, after dropping out of school and working, I was trained by the boss as a grandson, and I ran away with someone else when I talked about a girlfriend, and now, even a donkey bullies me, Brother Ye, what do you mean by saying that I am alive?" ”
"Smack-" The donkey slapped Wang Xiaoqiang's head with another hoof, and there was a trace of humane contempt in the donkey's eyes, as if Wang Xiaoqiang was so useless.
"You, you, Lao Tzu fought with you!" Wang Xiaoqiang mustered up the courage to fight hard, however, as soon as he was about to make a move, he saw the donkey's hooves raised high again, and was about to fall again, the donkey's eyes were bigger than walnuts, terrifying and terrifying, Wang Xiaoqiang's courage just mustered up, couldn't help but stagnate.
Before this, he had resisted twice, but each time he resisted, he was bound to be greeted with a painful donkey kick, especially when the donkey was so wilted that it was specially struggling towards the soft flesh and the most painful place on his body, and the pain was terrible.
Wang Xiaoqiang felt that if he resisted a little more, would he be kicked to death by this donkey? Life is bleak, but Wang Xiaoqiang has no real intention of dying, and there is always hope in life.
The donkey stretched out his other hoof and pointed to the plate on the table, a threatening look in his eyes.
Wang Xiaoqiang's face was hesitant, but under the obscenity of the donkey, in the end, he had no choice but to tremble, took out a grape from the plate, and handed it to the donkey's mouth.
"Ye, Brother Ye, call the police, this donkey is really fine." Wang Xiaoqiang trembled.
When Ye Luo heard this, he was furious, and he took out the blood-red little sword from his arms, carried the sword, and walked towards the donkey with murderous intent, and said: "Wang Xiaoqiang, don't move first, damn it, I'll slaughter this donkey!" ”
Even if this donkey is out harming people, now it is even harming neighbors!
The donkey has a deep memory of this little sword, this is the only sword it has ever seen, a sword that can pierce a little of its skin, the last time he broke the formation, Ye Luo took this sword, stabbed its ass, and released its blood.
The donkey was clever and suddenly stood up, his eyes full of vigilance.
However, at this moment, on the donkey's neck, a piece of ancient jade that was originally tied with a red rope may have been too long, and it suddenly stood down, and it was broken, and the piece of ancient jade happened to fall on the head of the young man Wang Xiaoqiang.
On the forehead of the young man Wang Xiaoqiang, there happened to be a blood mark kicked out by a donkey, and the ancient jade fell down, stained with the blood in the blood mark, and in an instant, it directly drilled into Wang Xiaoqiang's forehead.
Ye Luo walked with a small sword with murderous intent, and the donkey vigilant people stood up, not noticing this coincidental scene, and Wang Xiaoqiang only felt a pain on his forehead, and then touched it but didn't touch anything, thinking it was just an illusion.
"Brother Ye, Brother Ye, don't come here, this donkey is really fine, it hurts to kick people to death, hurry, call the police, otherwise we will all be finished!" Wang Xiaoqiang, who has been a neighbor for three years, reminded him very righteously at a critical time, and his eyes were full of tragedy.
"Bang-"
Wang Xiaoqiang's words fell, and he was directly knocked on the back of the head by the donkey's turn and a hoof, and he was knocked unconscious directly.
Ye Luo was shocked, and thought that the donkey had kicked Wang Xiaoqiang to death, after all, the strength of this donkey was weird, if it hit an ordinary person's head with all its might, it would definitely be able to knock and explode like a watermelon.
However, when Ye Luoding took a closer look, he was relieved to see that Wang Xiaoqiang only had a small bag on his head, his breathing was stable, and there was no major problem.
However, even so, Ye Luo was also angry, carrying a blood-red sword, stepping out, and stabbing directly in the face of the donkey with the momentum of thunder, how could this Wang Xiaoqiang be regarded as a person covered by himself, being bullied like this by this donkey, if he didn't put some blood on this donkey, how could he be worthy of the neighbor who was unconscious.
"Woohoo! Paralyzed, stop! After knocking Wang Xiaoqiang unconscious, the donkey couldn't help roaring when he saw Ye Luo stabbing him with a sword, and then said: "If you don't stop, the emperor will trample this kid into pulp!" ”
When Ye Luo heard this, the sword in his hand couldn't help but stagnate.
Although the blood-red little sword is mysterious and powerful, it can only break a little donkey skin and put some blood on this donkey, and the flesh and bones under this donkey's skin, even if it is a blood-red small sword, it is difficult to pierce in, and I don't know how this donkey cultivates.
And if the donkey wants to kill Wang Xiaoqiang, it will be a matter of a donkey's hooves, this donkey is weird, and Ye Luo can't figure out what unreliable things this donkey with a black belly will do in the next second.
For the sake of Wang Xiaoqiang's life, Ye Luo had to stop.
"Woohoo! The emperor accepts personal pets, what are you angry about? Just this kid, to be a pet for the emperor, is a blessing he has cultivated for 800 years, think back then, in ancient times, when the emperor recruited people's pets, the power had to line up, and it had to go through layers of assessment! The donkey's tone was serious, and his eyes were proud.
The corners of Ye Luo's mouth twitched, and he directly ignored the donkey's boastful words, and said: "I have already released you from the dry well, you don't go to this world to enjoy your free time, why are you coming to me again?" No, how did you find me here? ”
"How did you find here? Between heaven and earth, is there anyone who the emperor can't find? Barking! Of course, this emperor is a good dog, and this time he came to you to save the world. The donkey's tone changed, and it actually had a bit of a taste of worrying about the country and the people.
Ye Luo almost stabbed the donkey with his sword again, just its donkey face, or a good dog, wanting to save the common people? Obviously it is a donkey, and it insists that it is a dog, and its words cannot even be believed in a single punctuation mark.
"Looking at your eyes, it seems that you don't believe me, the bronze coffin mark on your chest has just woken up again? Woohoo! Do you know what the true identity of the things sealed in this bronze coffin is? And once it breaks out of the coffin, how much disaster will it cause? Donkey's tone became more serious.
Ye Luo's eyes finally narrowed, and he asked, "You know?" ”
"Of course the Emperor knows, Wang! The emperor also knows that once that thing is really broken, you will be the first to die. The donkey stared at Ye Luo, and then said: "The emperor has a way to crack it, but you have to do me a favor, the emperor has been trapped in the dry well for too long, and he has lost the inheritance left to me by my brother, you have to help me find it." ”
"What legacy?" Ye Luo was vigilant, the bronze ancient coffin mark was certainly weird, but this donkey was no better, maybe it was fooling again.
This guy is full of lies, and what he says can only be trusted, and basically the punctuation is still somewhat credible.
"Ghost Valley Vault! After my brother Guigu Supreme died, I have not had time to take the inheritance left to me, you go with me, and you will not be able to benefit from you when you look back. The donkey sighed, as if remembering his brother, but there was a glow in the donkey's eyes.
(End of chapter)