"Get on horseback!"

The person who came was Zhang Yan, I saw him leaning the horse over, and then stretched out his right hand and grabbed Yuan Lang's right hand, and finally Yuan Lang only felt a strong force, he jumped with the momentum, and when he looked again, he had landed firmly on Zhang Yan's horse. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Phew!" Zhang Yan stopped the reins, and then Yuan Lang turned off the horse, and the action of getting off the car was finally completed.

"Hei Shuai, why did you come here so coincidentally!"

Although Yuan Lang, who had just landed, was shocked, he still couldn't wait to ask.

"It's not a coincidence, it's Bai Shuai who asked me to follow this cart all the time, otherwise how could I have come so timely!"

After Zhang Yan finished speaking, he blew the whistle, and after a while, he saw two horsemen running out from the corner behind.

When the two approached, Zhang Yan ordered: "You two ride together, leave one for Huang Shuai!" In addition, you go back quickly to inform Bai Shuai, and say that Huang Shuai and I are waiting for him while walking! ”

"Yes! The little ones will do it! ”

One of the two got down, and then jumped on the back of his companion's horse, and they took Zhang Yan's command to drive their horses in the opposite direction.

"Thanks to Hei Shuai! Otherwise, I guess I won't be able to get out! ”

Yuan Lang felt scared when he thought about the scene just now, if he walked a few steps slowly, he was afraid that he would be "abused" by the pair of sisters.

"How can it be so exaggerated, a Han Fu can still sleep with you!?"

Zhang Yan was unintentional, but his casual words hit the point of Yuan Lang's scene just now, and he only heard Yuan Lang chirp and said: "Han Fu can't sleep, but the two little hooves beside Han Fu are difficult to say!" ”

When Zhang Yan heard this, she suddenly became energetic, and shouted excitedly: "You are talking nonsense, Han Fu is notoriously afraid of his wife, can he do such a great thing?" …… Not really! …… Hey, yes, yes, you said you, there is such a good thing, why do you come down, oh my God, you don't go to change me...... You, you won't be, not down there!? ”

A man can't say no, this is Yuan Lang's purpose and his bottom line.

Zhang Yan touched his bottom line, and Yuan Lang naturally wanted to prove it to him.

But how to prove it?

Yuan Lang thought of a way, and then said to Zhang Yan, who was still remorseful, with a little provocation: "I can't do it? I can't do it, you can? I'll tell you the truth, you can get on that car, you can't get out! ”

"Yo yo, blow, I don't have any other skills, just this thing, take it out, it's more than twice as big as you!"

The two big men are so bored that they are arguing about their own life, which is really undisciplined to the end.

"Blow, you keep blowing, you're not afraid of blowing the sky down!"

Yuan Lang was naturally unconvinced, Zhang Yan, a short general, may not be as bragged by him.

"Don't believe me? If you don't believe us, let's find a place to compare! ”

Zhang Yan said that he was about to put on Yuan Lang's pants, of course Yuan Lang refused, he ran back two steps, tightened his trouser belt, and hurriedly shouted: "Stop, compare and compare, but don't get started!" ”

"I'm afraid you're not a man, say, how can you compare?"

Zhang Yan seems to still be confident, and he seems to have the chance to win Yuan Lang's competition.

But Yuan Lang never fought a battle that he was not sure of. He had made a bet with Zhou Cang before, causing Zhou Cang to lose and leave a pair of flower pants, and today Zhang Yan hit him with a gun, so he can't blame him.

"Then, you said you want to compare, since you said you want to compare, then this method is up to me!"

"You will be determined, as long as it is not better than writing with that, I will shoot you a bird!"

Anyway, I have to wait for Zhang Baiqi to come over with the troops, and instead of being idle, it is better to have some fun. Seeing that Zhang Yan, a brainless person, was being brought into the set up bureau by himself step by step, Yuan Lang didn't take the opportunity to punish him, and felt sorry for his cleverness.

"Since it's a competition, you have to have a little color, Hei Shuai, what do you say we should press?"

As soon as Yuan Lang finished speaking, Zhang Yan began to quarrel, he was very annoyed by Yuan Lang's mother-in-law, and only said one sentence, "Labor and management are decided, don't say that I bully you, you are also determined"

When Zhang Yan heard this, she said happily: "Okay! The gentleman is quick to say, if anyone loses the contest later, then take off his pants, and march on horseback with bare thighs, and he is not allowed to come down until he rests, how about it? ”

"How? You should ask yourself this! Zhang Yan said that he was about to untie his belt, giving people the feeling that he had already brewed, and then he could take it out for a competition.

"What are you doing!" Yuan Lang saw that this sunspot was about to take out the treasure, and immediately stopped: "Did I say that it is bigger than the size?" Does big work? Let's compare, pee! ”

"Pee? It's better than pee, and the labor and management are still holding back the urine early in the morning, you're done! ”

If Yuan Lang hadn't stopped him, Zhang Yan would have asked for his baby bump just now, but just now he also said that the method was determined by Yuan Lang, and he didn't have a choice at this time, but even so he still won, he was busy for a long time this morning and didn't have time to release the water, and now Yuan Lang chooses to compare this, isn't it hitting his own gun.

After Zhang Yan's affirmation, Yuan Lang said: "It's too flamboyant here, let's find a secluded place...... Right over there, right under the tree over there! ”

"Poor! It's all up to you! Zhang Yan didn't say a word anymore and took the lead in walking towards their competition venue.

When they arrived at the bottom of the big tree, Yuan Lang and Zhang Yan stood side by side, and then said: "Then, don't say that I take advantage of you, there are two ways to compete, one is to compare far, the other is to compare long, I will give you a chance, you choose one!" ”

Zhang Yan didn't dare to hold it up again, he saw that Yuan Lang was so confident, but he was a little weak-hearted, so after weighing it again and again, he decided: "Bijiu, this is what you asked me to choose!" ”

Yuan Lang knew that Zhang Yan chose the safest test method, because he was younger than Zhang Yan, so he knew that Zhang Yan would not choose the one with strong impact, not so much to let Zhang Yan choose, but to say that Yuan Lang saw through Zhang Yan's mind, the reason why he did this was to let Zhang Yan lose for a while, but don't complain, say that the method is set by him Yuan Lang.

"Bijiu, Bijiu has to add an additional condition, that is, the urine can't be broken, whoever breaks it first will be sentenced to lose immediately!"

Yuan Lang released the final rules of the game, which were longer than long, and could not be interrupted halfway.

"I'm long-winded, I'll tell you, it's longer than you pee to keep the level of sprints, let's start quickly, labor and management are suffocating!"

Zhang Yan ripped open his pants as he said and started his game, and Yuan Lang didn't want to violate the rules, so he immediately joined in.

Don't say it, the wind blows the crotch of the pants cold, this feeling, that's really a sour!

Zhang Yan was very confident at first, he was menacing and wanted to maintain this momentum until Yuan Lang ended, but the more he looked at it, the more it was not a problem, Yuan Lang took the kid badly, I saw that he had been maintaining this speed, not in a hurry or slow, and it seemed that the storage capacity was not less than his Zhang Yan's.

"Haha, Hei Shuai, the labor and management just drank a jar of wine before they had time to put it, you said that you compare with me, what are you comparing to, haha!"

As soon as Zhang Yan heard it, it was over, he was only half a day in the morning, this kid actually stored an altar in Han Fu just now, so wouldn't he be incomparable.

"Ah, labor and management do not believe, labor and management do not believe...... Not ......"

"Yo yo, don't break, don't break, haha, I'll let you order, I'll speed up...... Haha, it's broken, it's broken! ”

Zhang Yan lost, his urine in the morning, he didn't hold back Yuan Lang's jar, although he was defeated, it was not easy.

"Black handsome, yellow handsome......"

Just when the duel between the two was decided, groups of marching infantry troops had appeared on the avenue behind him, and when Yuan Lang looked back, he saw that some of these troops were his own, and some were official and military, in short, they were all mixed together, and they were generally quite complete.

"Black Shuai, Huang Shuai!"

Calling Zhang Yan with himself, at first glance, he was a soldier of his army, only to see him running over and saying to Yuan Lang: "Huang Shuai, Bai Shuai has arrived, let you and Hei Shuai hurry up and return to the team, everyone will go on the road together!" ”

"Got it, I'm with Hei Shuai...... Hey? Black handsome? Black handsome! ”

Yuan Lang just wanted to beckon Zhang Yan to go, but when he looked again, he saw Zhang Yan go around in a big circle from behind him with lightning speed, and rushed towards the avenue.

"Hei Shuai, Zhang Heizi, your boss is not small, don't lose and rely on the debt, you come back to me, I am willing to gamble and lose, you ......"

Where did Zhang Yan dare to turn back, he had already run to his horse at this time, jumped on the horse's back, and then pulled the horse's reins to let the horse turn around in place, and finally set the direction, and shouted at Yuan Lang: "Huang Shuai, my old Zhang can save you from the sea of suffering just now, you have to pay back this account!" But I don't want you to return this friendship, and we'll write it off just now! ”

Yuan Lang was so angry that he had nothing to say, who said that the big husband's words counted, this Zhang Yan is a big liar who doesn't count, and he will be able to see this person clearly in the future.

"Hei Shuai, let's go one yard to one yard, if you don't send me to the car, you pants, you still have to pick them up!"

Yuan Lang was already close to Zhang Yan's mount as he spoke, and he just wanted to reach out to pull Zhang Yan's trousers, but the agile Zhang Yan suddenly dodged it, and teased: "That's a girl who picked up my old Zhang's pants, are you a girl?" Haha, let's go! Drive! ”

Yuan Lang pounced all of a sudden, although he was relied upon, but his friendship with Zhang Yan is not much closer, this is really called a blessing in disguise, this is the result that Yuan Lang wants, that is, the upper and lower forces work together, and the generals are handsome, which is more important than anything else.

Yuan Lang shook his head with a smile, the idea of his competition just now was also a fucking loss.