Ye Luo chattered endlessly, the killer card was already very hard, and now listening to him noisy on the side, she suddenly couldn't help but roar: "Shut up, I'll throw you down if you talk again." ”

"Okay, I'll stop talking."

Ye Luo raised his hand in surrender, and stopped talking, but his mouth kept talking, and he sighed: "I see that you are very beautiful, but I didn't expect that you also have road rage, and you are so irritable when you encounter traffic jams." ”

Glancing at the cards, Ye Luo deliberately said: "I advise you not to get excited, I am very familiar with this place, every time I get stuck in traffic, I can't pass for an hour, if I don't learn to adjust, I may have to get angry with myself." ”

Not an hour to go?

The killer card collapsed in an instant, and a top killer ranked twelfth in the international killer rankings was going to be suffocated by urine in this car?

The killer card has already regretted it, and if you just have the urge to urinate, find a place where no one is in the graveyard and make it convenient for you, then it won't be anything.

It's just that I felt that I could bear it at that time, and it was convenient to return to the hotel, but no one thought that there would be a traffic jam on the viaduct at the entrance of the city.

There are no toilets in a kilometer radius of this place, and if you get out of the car and pee on the bridge, but there are countless pairs of eyes staring at it, if so, the cards would rather suffocate to death, which is too shameful.

Seeing that the card's face was ugly, Ye Luo looked at her worriedly, and said, "Huh! Your face is whiter, and you're sweating a little, so you must be sick. ”

"Don't worry about it!" The killer card gritted her teeth and said four words, she really wants to slaughter the man in front of her now!

"Why don't I care, you are my girlfriend, I am naturally obliged to take care of you, by the way, I forgot to tell you, I am a doctor, very powerful, I am the attending physician of the First People's Hospital of Nanjiang City, I can see general diseases, come, I will help you take a look." Ye Luo said as he leaned towards the killer card.

"Don't come here!" The killer card has a burst of murder in his eyes.

Ye Luo stopped, pretended to look at the card very carefully, and exclaimed: "Yin Qi is thick, Yang Qi is scarce, you are a serious illness, according to the dialectics of Chinese medicine, you are a symptom of Yin and Yang imbalance, it is a single life for many years, resulting in too strong Yin Qi, and Yang Qi is needed to reconcile, otherwise, it will be life-threatening!" You must believe me, in the First People's Hospital of Nanjiang City, who doesn't know that I, Ye Luo, have the title of a generation of famous doctors! ”

A generation of famous doctors?

Killer cards really want to kill, are you blind? Can't you see that this is being suffocated by urine, and what else is saying that the yin qi is too strong, and the yang qi needs to be reconciled, quacks, it's just a generation of damn quacks!

"Why don't you speak? Is it because I was impressed by my medical skills, hey, I know that I have no merit in this person, but I have a charismatic personality and excellent medical skills, since you believe it, why don't I help you treat it now?

In fact, this disease is very easy to treat, since there is a lack of yang energy, you can replenish yang energy, one of the most direct ways is to find a man, especially a virgin, like me, what is that, I can sacrifice my virgin body to save you. It's just that it doesn't seem to be convenient in the car, but it's okay, or let's ......

Ye Luo didn't finish his words, and was finally interrupted.

"Shut up for me, and if you say another word, I'll pull your teeth out one by one." The killer card feels that the limit of his own killing is being provoked by Ye Luo again and again.

This man has passed by death countless times!

"It's still so fierce, but it has a personality, and it's worthy of being my girlfriend, I like it." Ye Luo smiled, returned to his seat, and then said: "Alas, there are so many cars in front, I heard that there was a traffic jam on the viaduct last time, and it was jammed in the middle of the night." ”

The killer card feels that he can't bear it anymore, and if he wants to endure it any longer, maybe he really wants to suffocate the urine, what to do, the powerful and terrifying urine will make the killer card's mind blank for a while.

"Your face is even paler, and your sweat is more, you can't delay, otherwise something is likely to go wrong." Ye Luo spoke again.

She didn't want to delay either.

But on this viaduct, there is no village in front and no store in the back, what can she do?

However, after all, he has just come to Nanjiang City, and he is not familiar enough with Nanjiang City, but the weak chicken man in front of him is a native of Nanjiang City, and he is also familiar with this place, so he may know how to go to the toilet on the viaduct.

"I—I want to go to the bathroom, is there anything you can do?" The killer card endured a strong and inexplicable shame, and finally asked.

"Oh, you were in a hurry to urinate, I thought you were sick." Ye Luo pretended to be abrupt.

The card has a black line on the door, and he scolds him shamefully and angrily: "I asked if you have a toilet." ”

"No, this is on the viaduct, there is no toilet, otherwise, you can bear with it?" Ye Luo looked out the car window and scratched his head

There was a strange flush on the killer card's pale face, and his legs clamped harder.

Seeing this, Ye Luo said: "You can't do this way, it's not good for your health to hold it for a long time, and it may even suffocate your bladder, so you have to solve it as soon as possible." ”

The card gave him a blank look, she didn't know how to solve it as soon as possible, isn't there no toilet?

"No toilet, how to solve it?" Cards asked.

"I came up with a solution." Ye Luo's eyes lit up.

"What's the solution?" Killer Card immediately asked.

Ye Luo pointed to the rubber band on the head of the killer card and said, "You take off one of the leather bands on your head first." ”

The killer card has reached its limit, at this time, Ye Luo is like a life-saving straw, after listening to it, he immediately took off the rubber band, and then said: "Then what to do?" ”

Ye Luo made a binding gesture with both hands and said, "You just need to tie up that thing of yours with a rubber band, so that you can't pee out, and you can hold on for a long time." ”

The killer card's body suddenly stiffened, and the killing intent on his pale face couldn't help but explode, and he said angrily: "Piercing? How to pierce, do you think that women can be pierced just like you men? You ......"

Ye Luo scratched his head and said in amazement: "Why can't you pierce it, we men can pierce it, why can't you, is there anything different, you tell me?" ”

"If you say one more word, I'll kill you!" Killer cards really want to kill.

Ye Luo saw that the card was about to explode, and hurriedly said: "Actually, I have another way, this method must be useful!" ”

"Say!" A word popped out of the killer card between his teeth.

Ye Luo grabbed a mineral water bottle in the car, then opened the window, unscrewed the cap, and poured all the water in the bottle outside, and then closed the window again, handed the empty bottle to the killer card, and said: "That, our car window is anti-peeping, people outside, can't see the scene in our car, you can urinate in the bottle." ”