[236] Call me Brother Pony
Summary of the previous chapter: Ma Xiaoquan entered the courtyard with the Ma brothers, and saw two beauties in the courtyard, one was named Murong Ziyan, and the other was very spicy, named Dongfang No Regrets
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++=Ma Xiaoquan stepped forward and picked up Dongfang's unrepentant pointed chin with one hand: "It depends on whether you are willing to let this immortal kiss Fangze"
Dongfang did not regret his face and blushed, and broke free of Ma Xiaoquan's hand: "Presumptuous! ”
Ma Xiaoquan "does not forgive": "Eh? What are you afraid of, aren't you drafted, and we are not allowed to choose in the draft? If we don't vote for you, you're going to have no fun."
Ma Xiaoquan knew that what he said was a bit heavy, but what Ma Xiaoquan was more interested in than this was this pungent woman named Dongfang Unrepentant.
Sure enough, as soon as Ma Xiaoquan's voice fell, Dongfang did not regret it and immediately pointed at Ma Xiaoquan as if he had eaten explosives: "Uneducated, where are you looking at Xianglou?" What do you think Wangxianglou is? Lecher! ”
Ma Xiaoquan glanced at Wang Gui suspiciously.
Wang Gui was embarrassed to pay no regrets to the east: "Don't regret my sister, don't be angry, these three sons are from other places, and they don't know the rules of my Wangxianglou." ”
"Oh?" Dongfang didn't regret hearing this, his eyes like autumn water trembled, "From out of town?" Oh? ”
Dongfang did not regret putting aside the two serving girls, stepped forward alone, and looked at Ma Xiaoquan and the three of them carefully.
Seeing this, Ma Yun and Ma Yu hurriedly raised his head and held his breath, like a soldier waiting for the chief to review, with a stern expression.
"Poof~~" Dongfang didn't regret seeing the two brothers like this, he couldn't help laughing.
"What's your name?" Dongfang asked Ma Yun without remorse.
Before Ma Yun's name was finished, his eyes rolled and he fainted.
Ma Xiaoquan looked at it, and secretly scolded in his heart for not making a profit.
"What about you?"
Ma Yu is okay, at least he won't faint immediately like his brother, but listening to his hesitant tone, he knows that this guy is about to be unstoppable.
"Ma Ma ~~" Ma Yu said several "horse" words in a row, coupled with his Jingzhou dialect accent, it sounded like a string of "mom".
Dongfang did not regret that his face was red again, and he glanced at Ma Yu fiercely, and said coquettishly: "The soul is light!" Who's your mother? ”
Unexpectedly, Ma Yu immediately said: "You are not my mother, my mother is my mother, your mother has nothing to do with my mother, your mother"
The more Ma Yu spoke, the more indescribable he became, and others sounded like he was scolding.
Dongfang did not regret his eyebrows: "Okay, okay, don't say it, the more you talk about it, the more you can't count it, stupid!" ”
Ma Yu nodded, and smirked.
Ma Xiaoquan held his forehead with his right hand, felt nauseous, and said in his heart: Why did I accept such two fleshy heads, one of them fainted directly, and the other called people to open their mothers
Although Ma Yu, this kid is still a virgin, but if he is so disgusting, even Ma Xiaoquan, who has been in the women's field for a long time, can't say it.
"Ignorance is a blessing~~" Ma Xiaoquan shook his head and couldn't help but sigh.
Dongfang did not regret hearing it, raised his head and glanced at Ma Xiaoquan: "Deng, you are ignorant." ”
Ma Xiaoquan laughed: "Okay, good, I'm ignorant, so ignorant, I'll ask the girl who doesn't regret it, what are the rules of this Wangxianglou?" ”
Dongfang did not regret and said: "I look at the girls of Xianglou, all beautiful and moving, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, all of them, if you like the girls of my Wangxianglou, you have to do a competition, as long as we agree to marry you, we are your women, however, we must be a wife." ”
"Oh? It's interesting! Ma Xiaoquan glared at Dongfang without regret, "Although this immortal already has a wife, and each one is as beautiful as a fairy, but since he came, he can't come in vain, so let's take a look at this immortal, hehe!" As he spoke, Ma Xiaoquan's wolf eyes stared fiercely at Dongfang's unrepentant chest.
Dongfang did not regret seeing Ma Xiaoquan acting like this, covering his chest with both hands, and anger was immediately written on his face: "Stinky men, men are all the same!" ”
Ma Xiaoquan was reluctant, stepped forward and gently scratched Dongfang's unrepentant nose: "I admit that men stink, but it doesn't mean that I must also stink!" ”
Dongfang rubbed his nose in disgust and took two steps back: "Childe, please respect yourself!" ”
Ma Xiaoquan disagreed: "Me? Oh, I'm not heavy, I'm under 150 pounds. ”
"Poof", Murong Ziyan on the side couldn't help laughing.
Dongfang gritted his teeth without remorse, crossed his waist with one hand, and pointed at Ma Xiaoquan with a trembling jade finger with the other: "Dengtuzi, Dengtuzi"
Ma Xiaoquan laughed and said: "Okay, even if you say that you are proficient in all kinds of qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, but if I am looking for a woman, I will definitely not find any woman in qin, chess, calligraphy and painting."
Dongfang was unconvinced: "Why? Isn't our piano, chess, calligraphy and painting what you stinky men need for vassal elegance? ”
Ma Xiaoquan rolled his eyes and smiled weirdly: "Who said that, at least Benxian doesn't think so, the woman Benxian wants is: up the hall, down the kitchen, and in the bedroom There are all kinds of amorous things, of course, but also a little personality, a little temper, and occasionally a coquettish or something, that's better."
On the side, Dongfang Buregret and Murong Ziyan were dumbfounded when they heard it.
It's not that Ma Xiaoquan's conditions are harsh, but that his theory completely subverts the usual cognition of the girls.
"Okay, I remember you, what's your name?"
Ma Xiaoquan sold Guanzi: "Why do you want to sue you?" ”
Dongfang does not regret: "You! ”
Dongfang did not regret showing his eyes, turned his head and asked Ma Yu: "This son, what is the name of your friend?" ”
Ma Yu was not stunned, raised his head and said loudly: "Oriental girl, the son in front of you is not my friend!" ”
"Huh? What is that? ”
Ma Yu raised his head proudly: "He is my master, and we have the same surname as the master, our surname is Ma, the master's name is Ma Xiaoquan, my name is Ma Yu, and the one who has fainted over there is my fellow brother, Ma Yun"
Ma Xiaoquan glared at Ma Yu speechlessly, this kid, seeing a beautiful woman is like a wolf seeing fresh meat, hey, a virgin is invincible.
Dongfang didn't regret it, and curled his sideburns hair: "Ma Xiaoquan? Ma Yu? Ma? Oooh, I made a note of it."
Dongfang Buregret was about to speak again, when a little maid came up and whispered a few words in her ear.
"Mmmm, let's not talk about it yet, this girl is going to prepare, hum!"
After speaking, Dongfang did not regret giving Ma Xiaoquan a fierce look, and left with his head held high.
Ma Xiaoquan shrugged his shoulders, turned around, and asked Murong Ziyan: "Miss Murong, this Oriental girl and you are old acquaintances?" ”
Murong Ziyan nodded: "I don't regret it, it's my cousin, don't mind, my cousin has this temper, in fact, she is very good." ”
Ma Xiaoquan nodded: "Hehe, this immortal understands." ”
Murong Ziyan asked curiously, "Young Master Ma, is it okay for the slave family to call you Young Master Ma?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand: "Why do you want to see a beautiful woman like this, I am obviously older than you, so I should call Brother Ma directly!" ”
Murong Ziyan's face flushed: "There are three of you, and all three of them are surnamed Ma."
Ma Xiaoquan looked sideways at Ma Yun, who was still fainting underground, and stepped forward and kicked Ma Yun: "In that case, Miss Murong will call me Brother Xiao Ma in the future, the two of them, one is called Brother Xiao Er, the other is called Brother Xiao San, Miss Murong, what do you think?" ”
Murong Ziyan blinked, thought for a moment, and nodded: "Then I might as well be respectful, Brother Xiaoma!" ”
Ma Xiaoquan Tiantian mouthed, and responded sweetly: "Hey! ”
In the left eye, Yuan scolded: "Ma Xiaoquan, you are so cheap~~"
Ma Xiaoquan responded: "What do you know?"
Murong Ziyan nodded: "Brother Xiaoma, I'm going to prepare too, you go a little further, and you'll be in the main hall of the draft, there are a lot of delicious food and drinks in the main hall, don't be polite"
Ma Xiaoquan arched his hand and kicked Ma Yun again: "Thank you Miss Murong, hehe~~"
Murong Ziyan made a female salute: "Brother Xiaoma don't see me anymore, if you don't dislike it, call me Ziyan in the future." ”
Ma Xiaoquan nodded, and said sweetly: "Ziyan!" ”
In the left eye, Yuan had been completely defeated by Ma Xiaoquan: "Ma Xiaoquan, do you dare to be a little cheaper, cheap to the bones?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan responded: "You don't understand"
After saying goodbye to Murong Ziyan, Ma Yun finally woke up from the fainting.
Ma Yun stood up and patted his ass: "Who seems to have kicked me twice just now, and they both kicked my ass~~"
Ma Yu stepped forward: "How can you faint suddenly?" ”
Ma Yun said: "I don't know, I just feel that as soon as I see that girl who doesn't regret the East, my legs are weak and my heart beats suddenly."
Ma Yu pouted: "Are you poisoned?" ”
"Smack~~" Ma Xiaoquan stepped forward and slapped Ma Yu, "Poisoned? Ma Yun, this kid is in love with that little pepper."
"Huh?" Ma Yun and Ma Yu sighed in unison.
Ma Xiaoquan hugged Ma Yun: "Don't worry, what's wrong with me being your master, isn't it, that little pepper, I'll take care of it for you." ”
When Ma Yun heard this, he was overjoyed and wanted to kneel down and thank him.
Ma Yu pouted: "Master, you help Ma Yun get the little pepper, what about me, can Miss Murong do it?"
Ma Xiaoquan refused: "You said Murong Ziyan, don't even think about it!" ”
Ma Yu shouted: "Why? ”
Ma Xiaoquan had a wolf light in his eyes: "This girl is good, well, good"
In his left eye, Yuan was so angry that he stomped his feet: "Ma Xiaoquan, you are so shameless, you already have 7 wives"